Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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ETA: Clotso sure is developing that Kevin Gibes hairline
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A little late, but I can't imagine being the poor hairdresser stuck with Chantal. They were horrifically close to her for an extended period of time and I can't imagine that Chantal thought to bathe or anything before she went (you get your hair washed at the salon!). Hopefully it was a rinky-dink one stylist shop. I'd hate to be another client stuck in close quarters with this farting, screech-laughing, damp, stinking hog.
 
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One of my hobbies is fragrances. I enjoy reading about the history of fragrances, trying and trading new scents and I have a collection of beautiful bottles, some vintage.

I was reading an article about whether we are running out of new notes in perfumery, and discovered that some odd and new fragrances had been created. I immediately thought some would be perfect for Chantel.

Scents include: a flame broiled burger patty, some Stilton cheese, kitten fur, sushi, and pizza, among others.

There. Now she can collect fast food fragrances along with her reproduction tin signs. And even a spray of Demeter’s Stilton is probably better than her normal unwashed self. Of course, if she used it she’d probably be constantly be fighting cravings, especially considering she can’t even resist flavored lipstick.
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CHINARED said:
She said she found a hairdresser who's working out of her home. So it was a 1 on 1.
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Please let it be a little shop in her garage or garden shed. I hate to think of this poor hairdresser having the sanctity of her home destroyed by flatulence and burps or maybe even a shit accident.
 
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deputydogshit2.0 said:
Please let it be a little shop in her garage or garden shed. I hate to think of this poor hairdresser having the sanctity of her home destroyed by flatulence and burps or maybe even a shit accident.
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I assume also that this stylist was regaled with stories about all the men who have definitely lusted after Chantal and all the random dudes she fucked on rocks, in alleys, and in un-air-conditioned apartments.
 
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So 5 days ago she uploaded her Phase 4 video.

Her last 2 videos were phase 1.
Her silence shows she is in phase 2.

The question is how long will she be radio silent?

If she is quiet, she is gaining.

 
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The most recent community post has been amended...
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So, she's taking a break? Did the microwaved sweet potato not have enough vibration for your liking? What is the difficult transition? Did Peetz finally find some dangerhair from Twitter to stick his simp pickle in? Did the West African man at Farm Boy ignore her stares in the checkout line? I guess some (probably none) will be answered in this weekend's chimp out!
ETA: my autism is too time-consuming, ninja'd by @ThisWillBeFun
 
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hamburgerlardraid said:
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So, she's taking a break? Did the microwaved sweet potato not have enough vibration for your liking? What is the difficult transition? Did Peetz finally find some dangerhair from Twitter to stick his simp pickle in? Did the West African man at Farm Boy ignore her stares in the checkout line? I guess some (probably none) will be answered in this weekend's chimp out!
ETA: my autism is too time-consuming, ninja'd by @ThisWillBeFun
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Phase 2 we hardly knew ye.

Welcome back Phase 3! Coldest Water Bottles and Beef N Cheddars are in the back.
 
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Okay, honesty time: I am going to admit to everyone that I went back and watched some older Chantal vids today, as I rather miss her this week. Say what you will, but there is never a dull moment with the lass, and I've never witnessed the methodical self-destruction in (almost) real time of someone I will never in my life meet. It's worthy of a sociological or anthropological study, the way YouTube cheerfully allows and enables damaged people to engage in such atrocious act of self-harm for countless viewers.

...but I watch her for the lulz. I'm not fooling anyone if I say I'm doing some kind of ethnographic research here.

The short-lived wig phase prior to moving into the luxury shanty was interesting, in retrospect. Did anyone here posit that Chantal was rocking those things in a last-ditch effort to show Bibi that she really was desirable? I do know that we made endless fun of her after the demented Subway mukbang, in which her dark wig looked roughly similar to the one worn by the lady in my neighbourhood who screams obscenities while seated at the same bus stop bench every day. Chantal stopped wearing her wigs immediately afterwards, with no words or explanation.

So, dear Chantal, because you do read every single word we write here: I just saw an advertisement for these bits of Chantal heaven. You have mukbangs to do. Come back soon.

ETA: The link is to Canadian content. You may not be able to access it. In short: BK now has Kraft Dinner bites on the menu here in Canada, and if Chantal hasn't been snarfing them down by the bagful this week, I'll be a doggone fool!
 
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A borscht-on said:
...I've never witnessed the methodical self-destruction in (almost) real time of someone I will never in my life meet. It's worthy of a sociological or anthropological study, the way YouTube cheerfully allows and enables damaged people to engage in such atrocious act of self-harm for countless viewers.

...but I watch her for the lulz. I'm not fooling anyone if I say I'm doing some kind of ethnographic research here.
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NGL, it's pretty fucking dark, watching another human being destroy themselves like this--and finding amusement in it. If she weren't such a repellent, unlikeable individual, I don't think I could do it. I rarely peek in at Simply Sara's thread, because she seems like a nice lady and her self-destruction just makes me sad.

But yeah, the phenomenon of people earning at least part of their living by committing slow suicide in front of a video camera, while an audience watches and comments, is really fucking strange. And I imagine it will be written about in the future, alongside topics such as transgender kids, and shelved in bookstores under the subject heading The Internet Was a Bad Idea.

The short-lived wig phase prior to moving into the luxury shanty was interesting, in retrospect. Did anyone here posit that Chantal was rocking those things in a last-ditch effort to show Bibi that she really was desirable? I do know that we made endless fun of her after the demented Subway mukbang, in which her dark wig looked roughly similar to the one worn by the lady in my neighbourhood who screams obscenities while seated at the same bus stop bench every day. Chantal stopped wearing her wigs immediately afterwards, with no words or explanation.
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Her buying--and half-assedly wearing--those wigs was so bizarre. I honestly believe she had no idea what was meant by a "lace-front" wig when she bought them, but, having heard that was the best kind, she went ahead and bought them anyway. And, being Chantal, going to YouTube and watching video tutorials for putting one on correctly before wearing them (incorrectly) in videos was just beyond her. She honestly seemed baffled by the mesh/lace section in front, and didn't think to buy, much less wear, a wig cap. She just shoved each wig on her head, tucked the lace front underneath, and positioned the camera so her hairline didn't show.

And if she did look up tutorials on YouTube after the fact, she no doubt decided that it was far too much work to bother with them, so they're probably in a box at Malan's, forgotten.
 
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