WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

If someone didn't think it was him for whatever reason, the evidence is in the first thing he says:

"I don't even know what you're talking about. What is a l... livestream fails?" The patented overacting about how he doesn't know something when he's lying.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

This incident occurred some time in 2014. I found this post explaining more

video gone already. hi phil.

 

[Forbidden Math]

video gone already. hi phil.

That post is from like 2014 man. That said I do now wonder how DSP realized the video was up. I mean I can't imagine him looking over his channel much with all the shit he uploads. Who knows, maybe he did read it on the Farms back then.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

That post is from like 2014 man. That said I do now wonder how DSP realized the video was up. I mean I can't imagine him looking over his channel much with all the shit he uploads. Who knows, maybe he did read it on the Farms back then.

While trying to find info, I found a twitter account @DSPTriesSexting. It looks like they tweeted the video at Phil every dat from December 2014 to June 2015.

The real question is why it took Phil 6 months to delete the video.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

this is all I could find

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That is a tragically small penis.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That post is from like 2014 man. That said I do now wonder how DSP realized the video was up. I mean I can't imagine him looking over his channel much with all the shit he uploads. Who knows, maybe he did read it on the Farms back then.

Not sure he's the one that removed it.

 

[gh0stzero]

Not sure he's the one that removed it.

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sounds about right, Phil is probably scared of deleting videos after the fahlse kahpyright strike saga that plummeted his channel in 2016

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

That is a tragically small penis.

Now we know why he’s always angry.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Now we know why he’s always angry.

And why Leanna was always angry and Kat rather play (Skyrim) with herself.

 

[metroid_fetish]

That is a tragically small penis.

This Is How You Don't Penis.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

This Is How You Don't Penis.

This Is How You Don’t Get Laid

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

What Khett sees when she spreads her legs and lets Phil give her the 2 inch punisher

The Khat Quaffer wasnt wrong when he said Phil had a 2 inch dick,tragic.

 

[Dustlord]

This incident occurred some time in 2014. I found this post explaining more

This is completely offtopic and I don't mean to derail the thread further (yet I'm doing it anyway) but does anyone remember when he was uploading really strange videos to his twitter late at night?

 

[Kosher Dill]

That is a tragically small penis.

He's filming from the most minimizing angle possible and under a blanket. He's probably normal or close enough to it. Leanna's dissatisfaction was more likely due to Phil being a barely-closeted homo, rather than his having a micropenis.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He's filming from the most minimizing angle possible and under a blanket. He's probably normal or close enough to it. Leanna's dissatisfaction was more likely due to Phil being a barely-closeted homo, rather than his having a micropenis.

That's not a blanket, those are his shorts.

Even if the angle is off, he's grabbing his testicles and his meatus barely reaches past his four fingers.

He does not have a micropenis in medical definition of the term. He has a small member though. "Oh, but medical science says 3 to 6 inches is normal!" Ok. Let's think about that. If you have a 3 inch dick and an other guy has a 6 incher, you are both normal sized even though one is twice as big as the other?

A 3 inch dick may be normal due to the law of averages, but his dick is on the small size of normal.

You can have a Jew nose or a flat African nose. As long as there are not three nostrils, you have a normal nose. It doesn't mean that the African does not have a short nose.

Body parts have different shapes and sizes. They may all be considered medically normal. Phil's dick is half the length of a dollar bill. He got that short short.

 

[Surly Muppet]

This is completely offtopic and I don't mean to derail the thread further (yet I'm doing it anyway) but does anyone remember when he was uploading really strange videos to his twitter late at night?

I don't believe they were videos, they were odd pictures that appeared to have been of things in his living room, likely taken from his couch. One included "Pa", leading people to speculate he was typing in Panda's name in a gin haze after she left, and posted it instead of putting it in the search bar. This is when he has now admitted he was deep in the bottle.

Phil actually did address this, claiming that it was a 'myshhtree' and implying that it was some sort of altered reality marketing that was teasing something coming up.
The reality is that he was typing in Panda's name in a gin haze after she left, which is why it never came up again.

On topic and for posterity, taken from LightSydePaul on twitter, Phil claims that he got the most recent oily man/sex object for free, and that he was easy to get because this can be done even without a faction.

This is also exactly the kind of exchange you'd see in his Twitch chat:

A really abstract joke(?), then a random joke about 'the woke police', and then spun into a simultaneous brag (I have a perfect roster) and sarcastic insult (you're too stupid to get my masterful 'joke'). Remember when we first saw his discord posts and people wondered if it could be Phil because they seemed so chill and helpful? Well now that people know it's him, the facade has slipped and he has reverted to his dickbag self.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't believe they were videos, they were odd pictures that appeared to have been of things in his living room, likely taken from his couch. One included "Pa", leading people to speculate he was typing in Panda's name in a gin haze after she left, and posted it instead of putting it in the search bar. This is when he has now admitted he was deep in the bottle.

Phil actually did address this, claiming that it was a 'mystery' and implying that it was some sort of altered reality marketing that was teasing something coming up.
The reality is that he was typing in Panda's name in a gin haze after she left, which is why it never came up again.

On topic and for posterity, taken from LightSydePaul on twitter, Phil claims that he got the most recent oily man/sex object for free, and that he was easy to get because this can be done even without a faction.
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This is also exactly the kind of exchange you'd see in his Twitch chat:
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A random joke about 'the woke police', and then spun into a simultaneous brag (I have a perfect roster) and sarcastic insult (you're too stupid to get my masterful 'joke'). Remember when we first saw his discord posts and people wondered if it could be Phil because they seemed so chill and helpful? Well now that people know it's him, the facade has slipped and he has reverted to his dickbag self.

My mind has been changed!

This can't be Phil because Phil is a mature adult now and would never make a joke about how females can't be successful!

Time to give it up boys, this misogynist couldn't possibly be Phil.

 

[Anal birth]

Not too bright, are you?

https://youtu.be/wh2iGcmYilg?t=43

I don't see what's so outlandish about suggesting Phil might've faked getting caught wanking. He probably just assumed that if he didn't actually show his duck he wouldn't get banned and it would be mentioned all over the place.

He even looks straight in to the camera and raises his eyebrows which seems like some kind of subconscious acknowledgement that the camera is on (00:43 if it doesn't work)

Edit: Fixed link

 

[TankMelee]

He even looks straight in to the camera and raises his eyebrows which seems like some kind of subconscious acknowledgement that the camera is on

I feel like I might react the same way if my cat walks in when I'm on the toilet. He ranted at it for vlogs (wasn't this early for him using his facecam?) so he's spent years treating it as an inanimate person. You might talk to a cat and try to read its body language, but if it walk in while you're on the can, or if it's in the room when you're changing, it's no big deal. I wouldn't fap with a cat in the room though.

 

[Anal birth]

I feel like I might react the same way if my cat walks in when I'm on the toilet. He ranted at it for vlogs (wasn't this early for him using his facecam?) so he's spent years treating it as an inanimate person. You might talk to a cat and try to read its body language, but if it walk in while you're on the can, or if it's in the room when you're changing, it's no big deal. I wouldn't fap with a cat in the room though.

That makes the assumption that he did fap. My whole point is that I don't think he did in the first place and it was all a ploy to generate some interest or traffic towards his channel. I'm saying he looks or acknowledges the camera because perhaps he is either consciously or subconsciously acknowledging or checking that its on. Its not exactly like Dave is averse to lying so why not wonder whether he could be lying here also