Richard "Terra" Jones / Fire / Buffalo Bill / Lightning Princess / Leslie Eclaire / Stilanas - pedo former teacher, melted plastic bag lookalike, poop/bbw dwarf fetish, masturbating driver

Yeah, he got banned from the sex club for that. IIRC. some guy bit his man-tit and Richard screamed rape. They did throw the guy out, but Richard called the cops the next day and they went down to the ol' sex club and asked a few questions. Bam, instant ban. You do not being the cops to the sex club, that's a pretty huge faux pas, to say the least.

The first rule of Sex Club is you do not call the cops on Sex Club.

I doubt they really want some disgusting fat tub of dicklessness around any way. Worthless, filthy, putrid melted garbage bags have to be a really niche fetish with few takers.
 
I agree, they didn't really want Richard around. No one ever wants Richard around. Bringing the cops to the sex club over a completely spurious accusation gave them a good excuse to boot the pig.
If I remember correctly Richard went in for free because he was a "woman". So the club suffered no loss by canceling him.

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Oh not again.

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What a master puppetmaster!
 
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What a master puppetmaster!
Dickie, my bro, I got bad news for you: you're boring and this thread is slowing down and will eventually fade into obscurity, just like you. There's no more antics that you can do that'll make you interesting. By this time next year, your thread will be as active as an aol chatroom.
 
Yeah, he got banned from the sex club for that. IIRC. some guy bit his man-tit and Richard screamed rape. They did throw the guy out, but Richard called the cops the next day and they went down to the ol' sex club and asked a few questions. Bam, instant ban. You do not being the cops to the sex club, that's a pretty huge faux pas, to say the least.

And none of it even matters now that he had his danglies cut. He wouldn't be able to do anything if they let him back in. A balding, morbidly obese eunuch with horse teeth and bad skin can't go to the sex club, what a loss to the world of kink. :story:
 
Buffalo Bill clarifies his stories:
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Oh pray tell us how a random guy somehow got his mouth around your junk. I presume it doesn't happen to every men? I sure never experienced anything like this.

And how come the organizer and the other "victim" requested you to call the cops, when they can call the cops themselves?

You consented to be sucked off, then you called the police and got worked up because "they are worse than useless". ("One of them wore a Predator skull pin! I'm so scandalized!!!!") What "use" did you expect the cops to you? To tell that guy to cough up some cash?

You are beyond sickening Richard. (I'd better archive this story because this will peg him in the ass later)

Random bullshit:
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Yeah, Richard. Us and our “lies,” that’s what’s holding you back. We didn’t lose you your job as a teacher, we didn’t make you dump your fiancée, we didn’t make you come here to dob your good friend Phil in, we didn’t make you cut your balls off, we don’t make TMI posts on your Twitter account.

But sure, blame Kiwi Farms. If it weren’t for us, your flawless personality and brilliant decision-making would surely have made you a millionaire by now.
 
More sexy smut:
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"While I was making out with someone, another person put his junk in my mouth and then I look up to see his face."
I can't imagine the position of the three parties involved. It must be the Picasso of porn. (archived)

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Oh by the way, your idol Peter Coffin is ganging up with Milo of Gamergate's fame.
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Oh yeah, "Leftist politics are about solidarity, compassion, listening, and empathy -- and you make one step out of the party line and you're excommunicated!"
 
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