Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

GearProject20 said:
https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1276382866088136704 | http://archive.vn/cQtNt
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You guys called it, Dick is sticking to Lowtax's side on this. He's confirmed to be calling in now too, and Gator says he wants in too.
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Nah, They're definitely swapping shade right there. Lowtax is referencing a chat Dick had with Wauterboi regarding TBPITU and said he only did it for "the fans and the scrilla". Meanwhile, Dick seems like he knows Lowtax has been accused of domestic abuse by multiple women.

I don't think he's gonna call in
 
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Court of the Crimson Cuck said:
Nah, They're definitely swapping shade right there. Lowtax is referencing a chat Dick had with Wauterboi regarding TBPITU and said he only did it for "the fans and the scrilla". Meanwhile, Dick seems like he knows Lowtax has been accused of domestic abuse by multiple women.

I don't think he's gonna call in
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Oh, I guess I missed that reference. Was wondering why they called it scrilla. I don't really listen to Dick's show unless someone I really like is on so I'm behind on the lore
 
Questionable Ceviche said:
I'm seeing links to this thread and discussion about it in places where KF doesn't normally come up. It would be good to get the OP updated to at least have the Lowtax Wifebeater Osyssey included. There's so much to sort through, and the thread is moving very fast.

There's a lot to compile, if people who are more familiar with this want to help. There's a brief outline in the spoiler below to get this added to the OP. Most of this is off the top of my head. If you guys want to send me a message or @ me, I can update this with pictures and archives.

EDIT: I've gotten all the most recent DV stuff with Logan archived in here, along with Megan's 2013 DV police report. If anyone could help, it would be much appreciated. I don't know how much of the stuff with Chinkwife is archived or available.
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Ashli (Lady Ambien): [needs references, archives, images, police reports]
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The thread about Richard divorcing Ashli has two police reports involving her. Not sure if there are more elsewhere:

That thread also has some premium autism indicating that the "anonymous" source who sent the second police report to Null was none other than Richard himself:

This isn't relevant to the wifebeating, but speaking of autism and archives, I archived an additional 250 pages from that Something Awful thread yesterday. Here's a running list of every archived page in the thread:


It currently covers pages 1-300, but if anyone archives more pages from that thread they'll show up there too. I was actually hoping to archive the entire thread in real time, but I kept running into issues with my archive bot and I didn't have time to fix all of them. Anyway, if you ever need 300 pages of goon tears and tubgirl, now you know where to find them.
 
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Want this written on SA tombstone. (Both parts)
 
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Fcret said:
It's very likely Metokur was a goon. SA was massively influential back in the day and a lot of places like 4chan (directly) and ED (indirectly) spun off from the hyper-ironic shitposting culture that SA was ground-zero for. SA prior to 2008 or so was the vanguard of internet high culture to put it in the gayest way possible.
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It''ll never not be funny that one of the fellows who started one of the sites that helped shape the modern internet hasn't managed to capitalize on it in the slightest and has been so consistently a sadsack absolute dumbass.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Could be a NeoGaf/ResetEra situation where the sexual misconduct of the owner makes its worst users leave and form a new website that's a manifestation of everything wrong with the old site x1000.
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The possibility of that alone existing makes 2020 one of the worst years in recent memory.
 
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Could be a NeoGaf/ResetEra situation where the sexual misconduct of the owner makes its worst users leave and form a new website that's a manifestation of everything wrong with the old site x1000.
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What kind of situation is it when all the worst users leave to an offsite (Bread and Roses) while still posting on the original?
 
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People will post on SA until the site is literally unreachable. Goons are eager to forget this, but the rule of wokeness forbids them to outright come out and admit that they don't really give a shit if and who lowtax beat. They don't, else they wouldn't have ignored earlier accusations as they did. Notice how they all tell each other that they totally had no idea and aren't interested in forums drama? You hear the same things from interviewed neighbors of guys who beat up their wives loudly on the reg and one day finally go too far and kill them. Also lol, forums drama is all SA has at this point. They knew. Also Ashlis accusations were all over the place, they weren't easy to miss especially since Lowtax talked about them on SA himself. They decided to believe the man, not the woman. You just have to search this thread for screenshots of goons dismissing the accusations on technicalities and some of the dumber ones who couldn't read the room even tried to do so with Bogan. It was more convenient for them.

I said a few pages ago how that sticky on SA sounds like that mods are mostly concerned with losing their fiefdowns and not being able anymore to wield that iota of power in their unpaid janny position. That's why this "deal" is made with Lowtax. He still will get money without lifiting a finger. The mods still get to pretend they're important and the forums goes can virtue signal that they defeated the evil wifebeater and feel good about themselves and conveniently ignore that they're still financing him. Yes, they're ignoring it. Goons are dumb, but not so dumb to truly believe Lowtax would just give away SA. There's literally no obligation or upside for him doing it if he can't keep cashing in. He doesn't care if the place keeps going then. Why would he? He didn't give a shit about SA or goons in a long time besides what they put on his bank account. They know that too, they posted about in the last few days. Everyone's happy with this but it's all build on lies and obfuscations. I'm pretty sure you can still live comfortably in the middle of nowhere where Lowtax lives off whatever SA generates.

Lowtax is finished though. I'm sure he will try his damn best to manipulate his way out of this but he won't, because nobody cares about Lowtax. Nobody did in a long time. Gaming Garbage money was SA money. Without that attachment he would've never passed $10 on his patreon at best. I'm pretty sure he actually believes he's still internet-famous.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
Lowtax is finished though. I'm sure he will try his damn best to manipulate his way out of this but he won't, because nobody cares about Lowtax. Nobody did in a long time. Gaming Garbage money was SA money. Without that attachment he would've never passed $10 on his patreon at best. I'm pretty sure he actually believes he's still internet-famous.
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If the dumb fuck had put in even a minimum amount of effort to do anything whatsoever for the forum that made him all his money, people might have given a fuck that he got the boot. Now most of them don't even remember who the fuck he is and many probably never even interacted with him or, possibly, ever even saw him on the forum.

Unrelated, but I think it's hilarious just Googling his name pulls up a collection of random Low-T related images and one of them speaks a thousand words. But all of them are just "I hate faggots" repeated over and over.

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Very woke.
 
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People will post on SA until the site is literally unreachable. Goons are eager to forget this, but the rule of wokeness forbids them to outright come out and admit that they don't really give a shit if and who lowtax beat. They don't, else they wouldn't have ignored earlier accusations as they did. Notice how they all tell each other that they totally had no idea and aren't interested in forums drama? You hear the same things from interviewed neighbors of guys who beat up their wives loudly on the reg and one day finally go too far and kill them. Also lol, forums drama is all SA has at this point. They knew. Also Ashlis accusations were all over the place, they weren't easy to miss especially since Lowtax talked about them on SA himself. They decided to believe the man, not the woman. You just have to search this thread for screenshots of goons dismissing the accusations on technicalities and some of the dumber ones who couldn't read the room even tried to do so with Bogan. It was more convenient for them.

I said a few pages ago how that sticky on SA sounds like that mods are mostly concerned with losing their fiefdowns and not being able anymore to wield that iota of power in their unpaid janny position. That's why this "deal" is made with Lowtax. He still will get money without lifiting a finger. The mods still get to pretend they're important and the forums goes can virtue signal that they defeated the evil wifebeater and feel good about themselves and conveniently ignore that they're still financing him. Yes, they're ignoring it. Goons are dumb, but not so dumb to truly believe Lowtax would just give away SA. There's literally no obligation or upside for him doing it if he can't keep cashing in. He doesn't care if the place keeps going then. Why would he? He didn't give a shit about SA or goons in a long time besides what they put on his bank account. They know that too, they posted about in the last few days. Everyone's happy with this but it's all build on lies and obfuscations.
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Great post, nothing to add except a few screenshots for illustration.

I'm giving money to a wifebeater? Well you probably shop on Amazon!

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Giving bags of money to Lowtax is a victory for communism. We are seizing the means of shitpost production.

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"I was radicalized by SA, which is a safe space for many political positions" :thinking:

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More mental contortions. Motherfucker, this is the singular time in your posting career when you actually could make a real-life difference. But...

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No guys, when you think about it, we're actually giving money to social services, not Lowtax's mangosteen fund

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