Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

The funniest part of all this for me was Goons chose this situation to cancel him over. The one situation where, taken in isolation, would probably have most people rightly going "well shes a crazy lying bitch so shes probably lying about this".

Instead they banned everyone bringing up his wife's situation. Lowtax at bare minimum (i.e apparant to a casual observer) was using his wife's ,deliberately on his part, fucked immigration status as a form of control and abuse.
 
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Blake Chortles said:
The funniest part of all this for me was Goons chose this situation to cancel him over. The one situation where, taken in isolation, would probably have most people rightly going "well shes a crazy lying bitch so shes probably lying about this".

Instead they banned everyone bringing up his wife's situation. Lowtax at bare minimum (i.e apparant to a casual observer) was using his wife's ,deliberately on his part, fucked immigration status as a form of control and abuse.
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Wives with small kids in the house. Lowtax’s rages towards both wives took place with small kids in the home. In Megan’s case they were literally inbetween mom and dad during the fight. Goons ignored that.

Goons are hand wringing over Logan, who should have never been in his house to begin with. A woman who was only there because the wife and small child had fled the house and he promptly moved in his much younger “branding strategist” who called his abused wife a cunt.

The two wives with children he abused were ignored. The mentally ill thot he was having an affair with? Suddenly they believe women, it just requires at least three women to equal the importance of one Lowtax.


Something Awful said:
Great post, nothing to add except a few screenshots for illustration.

I'm giving money to a wifebeater? Well you probably shop on Amazon!

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Giving bags of money to Lowtax is a victory for communism. We are seizing the means of shitpost production.

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"I was radicalized by SA, which is a safe space for many political positions" :thinking:

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More mental contortions. Motherfucker, this is the singular time in your posting career when you actually could make a real-life difference. But...

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No guys, when you think about it, we're actually giving money to social services, not Lowtax's mangosteen fund

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I actually think this is how Lowtax will keep collecting SA money. He’s going to claim he cant pay his child support without the SA income.

Goons are stupid. Lowtax will hand over day to day running of SA to the jannies, hell he did that a decade ago, but he’s not going to turn over the bank accounts and income stream. His mom is a lawyer ffs, they will make sure Lowtax doesn’t lose legal control of shit.

I see a lump sum buy out as the only way Lowtax will actually turn over SA and access to the revenue streams it produces. His BS with Jeffery is just to placate the hungry mob for a bit. A week from now Lowtax is counting on things inching back towards normal. (Except for his free paetron money, that’s gone forever as is his endless access to free pity party fundraisers every two years.)

I pray Lowtax goes on the Dick show to explain all of this mess and defend himself against all the psycho bitches he’s been victimized by, that will definitely make things so much better.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Wives with small kids in the house. Lowtax’s rages towards both wives took place with small kids in the home. In Megan’s case they were literally inbetween mom and dad during the fight. Goons ignored that.

Goons are hand wringing over Logan, who should have never been in his house to begin with. A woman who was only there because the wife and small child had fled the house and he promptly moved in his much younger “branding strategist” who called his abused wife a cunt.

The two wives with children he abused were ignored. The mentally ill thot he was having an affair with? Suddenly they believe women, it just requires at least three women to equal the importance of one Lowtax.



I actually think this is how Lowtax will keep collecting SA money. He’s going to claim he cant pay his child support without the SA income.

Goons are stupid. Lowtax will hand over day to day running of SA to the jannies, hell he did that a decade ago, but he’s not going to turn over the bank accounts and income stream. His mom is a lawyer ffs, they will make sure Lowtax doesn’t lose legal control of shit.

I see a lump sum buy out as the only way Lowtax will actually turn over SA and access to the revenue streams it produces. His BS with Jeffery is just to placate the hungry mob for a bit. A week from now Lowtax is counting on things inching back towards normal. (Except for his free paetron money, that’s gone forever as is his endless access to free pity party fundraisers every two years.)

I pray Lowtax goes on the Dick show to explain all of this mess and defend himself against all the psycho bitches he’s been victimized by, that will definitely make things so much better.
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Will he want to retain ownership of the site after another Secret Service visit?
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Wives with small kids in the house. Lowtax’s rages towards both wives took place with small kids in the home. In Megan’s case they were literally inbetween mom and dad during the fight. Goons ignored that.

Goons are hand wringing over Logan, who should have never been in his house to begin with. A woman who was only there because the wife and small child had fled the house and he promptly moved in his much younger “branding strategist” who called his abused wife a cunt.

The two wives with children he abused were ignored. The mentally ill thot he was having an affair with? Suddenly they believe women, it just requires at least three women to equal the importance of one Lowtax.



I actually think this is how Lowtax will keep collecting SA money. He’s going to claim he cant pay his child support without the SA income.

Goons are stupid. Lowtax will hand over day to day running of SA to the jannies, hell he did that a decade ago, but he’s not going to turn over the bank accounts and income stream. His mom is a lawyer ffs, they will make sure Lowtax doesn’t lose legal control of shit.

I see a lump sum buy out as the only way Lowtax will actually turn over SA and access to the revenue streams it produces. His BS with Jeffery is just to placate the hungry mob for a bit. A week from now Lowtax is counting on things inching back towards normal. (Except for his free paetron money, that’s gone forever as is his endless access to free pity party fundraisers every two years.)

I pray Lowtax goes on the Dick show to explain all of this mess and defend himself against all the psycho bitches he’s been victimized by, that will definitely make things so much better.
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Goons are going to demand proof lowtax isn’t getting money. There’s already a lot of skepticism that lowtax won’t be getting money on the low. If the deal goes through the new owner could just give money directly to lowtax’ ex wives.
 
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Something Awful said:
Great post, nothing to add except a few screenshots for illustration.

I'm giving money to a wifebeater? Well you probably shop on Amazon!

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Giving bags of money to Lowtax is a victory for communism. We are seizing the means of shitpost production.

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"I was radicalized by SA, which is a safe space for many political positions" :thinking:

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More mental contortions. Motherfucker, this is the singular time in your posting career when you actually could make a real-life difference. But...

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No guys, when you think about it, we're actually giving money to social services, not Lowtax's mangosteen fund

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Dumbshits haven't learned anything from the "peaceful protests." You're SUPPOSED TO burn it to the fucking ground! That's how you win hearts and minds!
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Wives with small kids in the house. Lowtax’s rages towards both wives took place with small kids in the home. In Megan’s case they were literally inbetween mom and dad during the fight. Goons ignored that.

Goons are hand wringing over Logan, who should have never been in his house to begin with. A woman who was only there because the wife and small child had fled the house and he promptly moved in his much younger “branding strategist” who called his abused wife a cunt.

The two wives with children he abused were ignored. The mentally ill thot he was having an affair with? Suddenly they believe women, it just requires at least three women to equal the importance of one Lowtax.



I actually think this is how Lowtax will keep collecting SA money. He’s going to claim he cant pay his child support without the SA income.

Goons are stupid. Lowtax will hand over day to day running of SA to the jannies, hell he did that a decade ago, but he’s not going to turn over the bank accounts and income stream. His mom is a lawyer ffs, they will make sure Lowtax doesn’t lose legal control of shit.

I see a lump sum buy out as the only way Lowtax will actually turn over SA and access to the revenue streams it produces. His BS with Jeffery is just to placate the hungry mob for a bit. A week from now Lowtax is counting on things inching back towards normal. (Except for his free paetron money, that’s gone forever as is his endless access to free pity party fundraisers every two years.)

I pray Lowtax goes on the Dick show to explain all of this mess and defend himself against all the psycho bitches he’s been victimized by, that will definitely make things so much better.
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There's no way Lowtax can keep his revenue stream going in the background.

If I were him I would cut off the server suddenly and while it was down change out all of the admin/mod passwords or delete the accounts out of the database, then unban a huge chunk of the banned users and hope some of them come back to post. Just make the forums a free for all and sell ad space and upgrades. A hostile takeover of his own site that will catch the internet janitors flatfooted.

He's too lazy to do anything like that, though.

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Dumbshits haven't learned anything from the "peaceful protests." You're SUPPOSED TO burn it to the fucking ground! That's how you win hearts and minds!
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Maoists love to destroy things and people, they get off on it, even if it means fouling their own nest.
 
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