Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Juke and Jam]

Imagine being the kind of person who considers the last coupla days "really scary" ... like, get off the Internet for a bit and get some perspective, dude.

If you're stuck in an online peer pressure feedback loop long enough, anything and everything even remotely controversial will start to look like the end of the world. Naturally there's only one allowed response, no matter the situation; burn everything down.

 

[Richardface]

Only if Notch pays $10 for it then shutters the site/forums and replaces both with a domain parking page.

No it's should be a html5 angelfire style page with lots of skull ad fire gifs that just links to king Reol's videos on YouTube where he reviews elevators

 

[augment]

Apt muzak for what's happening atm.

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

Yeah, this dude's gonna fold at the first sign of secret service and narc on every subforum they ask about. This is gonna be juicy.

 

[TiggerNits]

Personally I find "really hilarious" a better description.

I feel like this has been the best 3 days in SA history since that time Lowtax beat his wife and intimidated her with his retired DA mother to go in to hiding at a local women's shelter

or the time Shmorky's methed up girlfriend went ballistic after having him withold her meds for weeks and screamed at him while he pretended to whimper in his faggy lil klurf voice

or when Shrmork go MeToo'd be a 15 year old

or when the mods knew

or anything on FYAD FYAD LOL, like when the one goon tried to leave his wife for a 19 year old goth chick, but got arrested for not having car insurance so she had a two girl on 7 guy gangbang at the hotel they were hosting the goon meet at so he called her a whore and melted down for a month

 

[Coolio55]

I feel like this has been the best 3 days in SA history since that time Lowtax beat his wife and intimidated her with his retired DA mother to go in to hiding at a local women's shelter

or the time Shmorky's methed up girlfriend went ballistic after having him withold her meds for weeks and screamed at him while he pretended to whimper in his faggy lil klurf voice

or when Shrmork go MeToo'd be a 15 year old

or when the mods knew

or anything on FYAD FYAD LOL, like when the one goon tried to leave his wife for a 19 year old goth chick, but got arrested for not having car insurance so she had a two girl on 7 guy gangbang at the hotel they were hosting the goon meet at so he called her a whore and melted down for a month

or the time that Axemaniac melted down over Duke Nukem Forever and then everyone posted his woman torso toilet drawings

or the time Abe and and his group of soyboys, trannys and catladies tried to life ruin some 12 year old, got BTFO by said 12 year old and then /b/ reported him to the school board he worked at and he lost his job.

or the time "redistribute your wealth or we'll redistribute your blood" Zeitgeist was found to be working as a toy packaging designer and was downloading child porn on a goon offsite

or that "black" constantly whining about racism poster SedanChair was actually pretending and that he loved to whip his black girlfriend in bed

or that SeniorWoodchuck got turned on by sniffing random womens' hair in public and wrote erotic ducktales fanfiction.

 

[northstar747]

or that SeniorWoodchuck got turned on by sniffing random womens' hair in public and wrote erotic ducktales fanfiction.

I dont know why but that last part sounds soo I dunno Goony. like the ethos of Somethingawful was that the internet was filled with these weird things awful things and erotic ducktales fanfiction sounds like something SA would mock or do but ironically.

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

TIL Joe Biden was forums poster SeniorWoodchuck.

 

[TiggerNits]

I dont know why but that last part sounds soo I dunno Goony. like the ethos of Somethingawful was that the internet was filled with these weird things awful things and erotic ducktales fanfiction sounds like something SA would mock or do but ironically.

Not even the most pathetic part. He had a legit super pretty wife and she left his goony looking ass over all his dumb nerd shit and immediately remarried some buff dude and started dropping out kids while Woodchuck got in to fights on SA about Disney cartoons

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Oh yea Woodchuck had some long running blog that nobody read and nobody ever commented on until FYAD found it.

 

[White Devil]

I kind of hope Lowtax offering to "transfer assets" is a ruse and at the last minute he just says fuck you and wipes all the forum data. I've been reading SA since about 2002 and it would be the perfect way for the forums to finally die, plus all those crazies would have split into the four winds and that cannot be anything but a good thing. Most of them would just cry more on tumblr and resetera than they normally do now, given that their woke post history addiction is now forcefully gone.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Taking over SA involves paying a domestic abuser, leaving for BNR means advocating sex predators.

Its marvellous.

 

[Eddie Bravo]

or the time that Axemaniac melted down over Duke Nukem Forever and then everyone posted his woman torso toilet drawings

or the time Abe and and his group of soyboys, trannys and catladies tried to life ruin some 12 year old, got BTFO by said 12 year old and then /b/ reported him to the school board he worked at and he lost his job.

or the time "redistribute your wealth or we'll redistribute your blood" Zeitgeist was found to be working as a toy packaging designer and was downloading child porn on a goon offsite

or that "black" constantly whining about racism poster SedanChair was actually pretending and that he loved to whip his black girlfriend in bed

or that SeniorWoodchuck got turned on by sniffing random womens' hair in public and wrote erotic ducktales fanfiction.

or the time Oddjob and Pele had their own thread announcing their marriage

or the time MayorWilkins got outed as an abusive asshole who sexually harassed young women on SA and elsewhere

or the time SA once hosted filez forums (DPPH, BitTorrent Barnyard, and NMP3)

or when goons were ruining their lives on phenazepam thread in TCC

or when Kuuenbu had his infamous meltdown

Spoiler: No You Shut The Fuck Up, Dad

or when Lowtax and Goons had actual sense of humor before everything went to shit in 2005

 

[northstar747]

I would be great if evil lord stops by and tells goons not to come to his forum

 

[Coolio55]

I would be great if evil lord stops by and tells goons not to come to his forum

There was a lot of handwringing about evillord and talk of "making their own resetera" because of allegations against him and the fact that they retroactively branded everyone excommunicated from SA a nazi even shmorky when they aren't simping for him.

I kind of hope Lowtax offering to "transfer assets" is a ruse and at the last minute he just says fuck you and wipes all the forum data. I've been reading SA since about 2002 and it would be the perfect way for the forums to finally die, plus all those crazies would have split into the four winds and that cannot be anything but a good thing. Most of them would just cry more on tumblr and resetera than they normally do now, given that their woke post history addiction is now forcefully gone.

I legit hope they all have to got to B+R and get a full serving of their own medicine where the tranny sex offender (that last part is redundant) mods hold their heads underwater in the pool of dilation juice.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

or the time that Axemaniac melted down over Duke Nukem Forever and then everyone posted his woman torso toilet drawings

or the time Abe and and his group of soyboys, trannys and catladies tried to life ruin some 12 year old, got BTFO by said 12 year old and then /b/ reported him to the school board he worked at and he lost his job.

or the time "redistribute your wealth or we'll redistribute your blood" Zeitgeist was found to be working as a toy packaging designer and was downloading child porn on a goon offsite

or that "black" constantly whining about racism poster SedanChair was actually pretending and that he loved to whip his black girlfriend in bed

or that SeniorWoodchuck got turned on by sniffing random womens' hair in public and wrote erotic ducktales fanfiction.

I hope we can do a write up on all these amazing stories. They weren't wrong about it being the funniest forum on the internet, if only they realized how.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

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lol

one weeks worth of pain pills

Since it’s Low-T we are talking about, that’s a fuckton of pills.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

I hope we can do a write up on all these amazing stories. They weren't wrong about it being the funniest forum on the internet, if only they realized how.

Go check SS, they all got written up on there before it became dead-gay-stormfront.

 

[TiggerNits]

I kind of hope Lowtax offering to "transfer assets" is a ruse and at the last minute he just says fuck you and wipes all the forum data. I've been reading SA since about 2002 and it would be the perfect way for the forums to finally die, plus all those crazies would have split into the four winds and that cannot be anything but a good thing. Most of them would just cry more on tumblr and resetera than they normally do now, given that their woke post history addiction is now forcefully gone.

He needs to sell the domain to a Chinese makware/browser hijacker for crytpo and wipe everything

 

[White Devil]

He needs to sell the domain to a Chinese makware/browser hijacker for crytpo and wipe everything

You're assuming he's competent enough for that.