Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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She's fishing.

"I'll never find love again and that I really am crazy like he says"

AKA: Please simps come and boost my ego

Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody!
Ain't nothin' but a White Trash Party!
I have a wife, and a guest room, and am a middle aged piece of shit. Just her type!
 
Kyanka won't sell the forum unless he was offered some serious cheddar, at least the mid to high six figure range. Something Awful is his baby, the thing that's made him the man he is for the last 20 years. It's as precious to him as his children. Now I know you're thinking "But he's neglected SA and let it turn into shit." Well, he also neglects his children.

If Kyanka didn't sell the site when it was worth something he's not gonna let it go now. The fact that he's allegedly going on The Dick Show proves that the guy thinks he has the charisma to get the Goons back on his side.
 
Kyanka won't sell the forum unless he was offered some serious cheddar, at least the mid to high six figure range.

That ship has sailed. Seven figures sailed before 2010. What is something nobody is ever going to pay for an account on ever again worth? No more political toxxes even. No drunken banning sprees followed by a bunch of paypigs dropping another $10 to re-register. That shit is over.
 
That ship has sailed. Seven figures sailed before 2010. What is something nobody is ever going to pay for an account on ever again worth? No more political toxxes even. No drunken banning sprees followed by a bunch of paypigs dropping another $10 to re-register. That shit is over.
Lol the goons are demanding the new owner show operating costs.
 
That ship has sailed. Seven figures sailed before 2010. What is something nobody is ever going to pay for an account on ever again worth? No more political toxxes even. No drunken banning sprees followed by a bunch of paypigs dropping another $10 to re-register. That shit is over.
Yep, he should have sold around the same time Eric sold ebaumsworld.
 

Lesser man might quietly fade into the background and wait for the outrage die down before responding. Not Richard, he needs to put those bitches in their place.
There’s zero reason to do this and it will only fuel the fire and make him look worse but when has that ever stopped Lowtax?
 

Poor Richard, totally unable to defend himself! If only he owned a website or something where he could have defended himself at any time to the people who pay for his drugs and bagged pies.

Is this madness?

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It certainly isn't Sparta.

Nice number of patrons.

Also a decades-long pattern of police reporting to his house to handle his domestic violence isn't "baseless" accusations. It's pretty good evidence of a long pattern of behavior on his part.
 
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