Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Cool Spot]

Would be funny if all of Lowtax's money goes to his ex-wives and kids and he has to go move in with Shmorky in the boonies in Shmorky's parent's trailer or wherever the fuck he crawled away to.

 

[Actinidia]

I love Rich acting like the cops showing up for a DV call is just something that randomly happens once in awhile to totally innocent husbands/boyfriends/legit employers who're merely going about their business. Like getting pulled over because one of your tail lights is out. And yet, somehow, everyone I know has been pulled over for something at some point, usually nothing serious... but nobody has had the cops show up for a DV call.

He really does think we're ALL smacking our wives around and he's just being picked on for totally normal behavior, doesn't he?

 

[AnOminous]

He really does think we're ALL smacking our wives around and he's just being picked on for totally normal behavior, doesn't he?

Every single thing he's done since this started, well before Bogan, has been such textbook standard abuser shit they could use him as an example in training material for dealing with this shit.

 

[Ilmseil]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAIT TILL WE SEE THOSE CHAT LOGS, THAT PATREON IS GONNA SHOOT RIGHT BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"So you see Dick, this audio recording totally exonerates me. Let's play that clip for our viewers at home."

*clips begins playing*

*a garbled conversation alternating jarringly between high pitched frantic shrieking and Lowtax's trademark wacky zany voice begins*

*muffled* Rich: [unintelligible] -crazy fucking bitch! Crazy bitch! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!

LD: [unintelligible screaming] -you said! You promised me!

Rich: I didn't promise you shit! Crazy bitch! I'm going to bed!

LD: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Now I'm crazy? Is that what you said to your cunt wife?

Rich: Yeah it means you're crazy gooftroop!

*sound of something shattering, a heavy object hits the floor*

Rich: Look what you did! Holy shit! You drunk bitch!

LD: I'll show you crazy you fucking pillhead!

*the sounds of a struggle are heard, suddenly followed by the unmistakable sound of a fist hitting flesh repeatedly*

*A woman's wailed sobbing is now apparent*

Rich: Look what you fucking made me do! You're insane!

*clip cuts off abruptly*


*an uncomfortably long silence on the stream before Rich cuts in*

"So as you can see, Dick, I am totally exonerated now. As my Patreon continues to go back up, I want to move on to more lighthearted matters. We've got some exciting stuff coming out on the front page in the coming weeks, and I'm excited to announce a new Gaming Garbage coming out this weekend!"

 

[White Devil]

I love Rich acting like the cops showing up for a DV call is just something that randomly happens once in awhile to totally innocent husbands/boyfriends/legit employers who're merely going about their business.

Can tell you from professional experience that this can and is a regular thing with some. Depends on the people obviously, location, etc.

 

[Cool Spot]

Every time the cops come by his place for yet another domestic abuse investigation I bet he tries to peddle off a DVD copy of Doom House to them.

 

[AnOminous]

*an uncomfortably long silence on the stream before Rich cuts in*

I hope he did record it and does play it. There's no way it isn't both hilarious and horrifying, whatever happened, and even if it does prove Bogan is utterly insane, which it very well might (if it exists). It would be much like the audio from Shmorky of his own abused ex.

 

[Ghostse]

Kyanka won't sell the forum unless he was offered some serious cheddar, at least the mid to high six figure range. Something Awful is his baby, the thing that's made him the man he is for the last 20 years. It's as precious to him as his children. Now I know you're thinking "But he's neglected SA and let it turn into shit." Well, he also neglects his children.

If Kyanka didn't sell the site when it was worth something he's not gonna let it go now. The fact that he's allegedly going on The Dick Show proves that the guy thinks he has the charisma to get the Goons back on his side.

Lowtax will never give up the reigns. Not for real, and not for any reasonable price. He doesn't want money, he wants power (Also more booze and pills). Not being "The creator and overlord of SA" will mean he will never get a mormon BPD cokewhore to give him a footjob ever again. He would rather be poor and have his e-fame (as long as he's not too poor to get his pills).

Which I guess is really a contradictory statement, for as long as there are goons, he will never be too poor afford pills and GTRs, because goons are an inexhaustible source of cash forked over by retards.

Assuming any of this is real (that it's not another Richard pledge that goes nowhere, and that the money actually exists or gets raised somehow) isn't it just going to be seized by the IRS and Missouri Department of Revenue? Anything that involves passing a transfer through a real bank and not online funbux that the government doesn't understand has to be subject to liens to pay Notax's arrears, right? There really shouldn't be any concern about enRicharding the abuser here (though an entertaining conversation about the Evil Imperalist U.S. getting the money may take place on a few subforums??)



Missouri is at-will employment and I think we all know there isn't anything on paper about her "job" with the current SA regime, though that doesn't mean she can't make claims about the circumstances of her dismissal and tie the new owners up in court for a bit if she feels like it. Or they can make a nominal offer to keep her on staff since allegedly this is all to defend her, but that means the Lowtax-related drama will never go away.

If Lowtax was actually competent and capable of properly enacting vengence, I would argue that might be the plan:
Promise he's turning over everythign to the bootlickers,make them sign everything, get the patreon dollars....and then dissolve the LLC and let the IRS/MDR take everything as he goes "Oh woops guess it belongs to the feds now, can't do anything! Too bad!".

 

[TwinkLover6969]

"So you see Dick, this audio recording totally exonerates me. Let's play that clip for our viewers at home."

*clips begins playing*

*a garbled conversation alternating jarringly between high pitched frantic shrieking and Lowtax's trademark wacky zany voice begins*

*muffled* Rich: [unintelligible] -crazy fucking bitch! Crazy bitch! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!

LD: [unintelligible screaming] -you said! You promised me!

Rich: I didn't promise you shit! Crazy bitch! I'm going to bed!

LD: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Now I'm crazy? Is that what you said to your cunt wife?

Rich: Yeah it means you're crazy gooftroop!

*sound of something shattering, a heavy object hits the floor*

Rich: Look what you did! Holy shit! You drunk bitch!

LD: I'll show you crazy you fucking pillhead!

*the sounds of a struggle are heard, suddenly followed by the unmistakable sound of a fist hitting flesh repeatedly*

*A woman's wailed sobbing is now apparent*

Rich: Look what you fucking made me do! You're insane!

*clip cuts off abruptly*


*an uncomfortably long silence on the stream before Rich cuts in*

"So as you can see, Dick, I am totally exonerated now. As my Patreon continues to go back up, I want to move on to more lighthearted matters. We've got some exciting stuff coming out on the front page in the coming weeks, and I'm excited to announce a new Gaming Garbage coming out this weekend!"

I dont get why he would choose the Dick Show. Does he think his fanbase of rabid SJWs like Dick Masterson? They probably think hes a white supremacist.

 

[Aquinas]

what are you going to do when rich decides to take an axe to the forums, and ends up investing rich parent money into a new streaming platform with the help of cuck masterson?

 

[Beavis]

Well she finally appologized to Ashli
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V...........VINDICATION!!!

 

[Ghostse]

Grab that pity and attention with both hands girlfriend. Don’t be shy, you worked hard for this big moment, milk it for all you can.

She‘s a real pro, even giving stage directions to the audience that she wants to be told she is so good, so innocent, so pretty and deserves to be loved.

Lowtax lost his job telling Logan she’s sexy and awesome, so now goons need to step up to the plate.

So when is she going to apologize to Ashlii? I’m sure Ashlii enjoyed being called a cunt and staying in a DV shelter while she played house with Lowtax.

If she doesn’t keep pity grubbing the goons might realize the only people who deserve sympathy are Lowtax‘s kids and the ex-wife you helped him fuck over, taunt and bully.

Logan’s big bitch business woman that shit posts and don’t give a fuck crumbled faster than Lowtax’s vertebrae.

Bogan has about four more days until 98% of goons move on and start fighting over who will be the woke iron fist to save SA and forget she exists.

Maybe that was the master plan all along. Bogan wants to be showered with gifts and attention, and they've been doing that to Richard for years and he doesn't even have a pussy. Ingratiate her self into Rich, turn psycho hose beast on him, then have access to an entire (Dead) forum of printer-carriers.

Well she finally appologized to Ashli
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This seems almost too good to be true, I'm not sure I believe that. No name mentioned, etc.

 

[White Devil]

I dont get why he would choose the Dick Show. Does he think his fanbase of rabid SJWs like Dick Masterson? They probably think hes a white supremacist.

At the very least, the tr/goon hivemind think he's an MRA sexist. First time I heard about him though was through Maddox years ago. Masterson's humor isn't "high brow" enough for the comedy forum that gave us Hulk Hogan 9/11 gifs.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So when is she going to apologize to Ashlii? I’m sure Ashlii enjoyed being called a cunt and staying in a DV shelter while she played house with Lowtax.

If she doesn’t keep pity grubbing the goons might realize the only people who deserve sympathy are Lowtax‘s kids and the ex-wife you helped him fuck over, taunt and bully.

Well she finally appologized to Ashli
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Good to see she’s still following the thread.

Interesting that she says she spoke to Ashlii about Rich being abusive in the past.

Which podcasts and YT channels will Logan be doing after Lowtax’s big show on Sunday?

 

[Beavis]

I dont get why he would choose the Dick Show. Does he think his fanbase of rabid SJWs like Dick Masterson? They probably think hes a white supremacist.

He's been on Dick's show before and he won't challenge him. He'll let lowtax tell whatever story he wants without any pushback.

what are you going to do when rich decides to take an axe to the forums, and ends up investing rich parent money into a new streaming platform with the help of cuck masterson?

laugh

 

[Gangster Talk]

I dont get why he would choose the Dick Show. Does he think his fanbase of rabid SJWs like Dick Masterson? They probably think hes a white supremacist.

He knows his time is up in one corner of the internet so he's trying to pivot and sell himself to another. Had he not already burned bridges with this forum he'd probably be trying to tell his side of the story here.

 

[forums poster wow]

I love Rich acting like the cops showing up for a DV call is just something that randomly happens once in awhile to totally innocent husbands/boyfriends/legit employers who're merely going about their business.

Also totally normal for your daughter to have your name in her phone as "birth giver"

 

[AnOminous]

If Lowtax was actually competent and capable of properly enacting vengence, I would argue that might be the plan:
Promise he's turning over everythign to the bootlickers,make them sign everything, get the patreon dollars....and then dissolve the LLC and let the IRS/MDR take everything as he goes "Oh woops guess it belongs to the feds now, can't do anything! Too bad!".

I bet if he willingly hands over the LLC it's because he's encumbered it with all his debts by racking up credit on it, so anyone who gets it will just be inheriting a bankrupt shell with some now-worthless intellectual property and a bunch of credit card bills.

 

[In Memoriam]

Well she finally appologized to Ashli
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This is fucking amazing. The detective called Logan in Utah?! Better and better!

ETA and the detective would have had to track her down since Lowtaxcut off her phone. Wonder how court is going to go?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I hope he did record it and does play it. There's no way it isn't both hilarious and horrifying, whatever happened, and even if it does prove Bogan is utterly insane, which it very well might (if it exists). It would be much like the audio from Shmorky of his own abused ex.

The real question is when did Lowtax start collecting the evidence for “bitch be crazy” folder. I’m going to guess sometime before he even flew out to Utah to fuck her, but he put together a pile a mile high by last week. Maybe a terabyte or so.