Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Like don't get me wrong, this changes nothing re: how insane Bogan is and certainly does not exculpate her of any involvement or the shitty things she's said and done towards Ashliii, but in Dick's mind does he honestly think the average normie is gonna hear this pleading tone little-girl-voiced "I'm sowwy..." and then his menacing little "insructions" and feel anything but above and beyond hatred for him? Rich is finished lmao, his best hope right now is to cut his losses, move to Cambodia and never go on the internet again. Failing that, suicide I guess.
 
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While it didn't feature the screaming and nuthouse voices of the Shmorky fight this was somehow more painful. Richard forcefully telling "You know you don't remember anything when you're drunk." Feels like a Lifetime Network villian husband.

Richard this is your friend Cardenio, if someone offers you $10,000 to take Something Awful off your hands do it. You are more fucked than Chris D'ellia.
 
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Lol, Rich sounds like my little brother, if my little brother was a drunk wife-beater. Still, the voice is a remarkable match. :story:
 
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Jesus what a horrible person, she is right when she says he has no soul.

Insane that he sets this conversation up to put him in the best possible light and still can't stop himself sounding like he is on the verge of punching her throughout.

The end is also like what the fuck?? He coerces her into having this weird conversation to incriminate herself then says that by doing that she is breaking his 'one rule' that she shouldn't talk to him in person. And that he's going to call the cops?

It's actually much worse hearing him in action than reading about it, he's fucked himself over in typical style.
 
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AnOminous said:
So is she even going to testify for him? She's currently simping for him. But is that just a fake to make him look even worse before she sticks in the knife again?
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Against him. This is LOGAN's court date against Lowtax for the recent bullshittery.

Baggywrinkle said:
He must be getting paid a lot to go on that show. He’s already discredited chat logs and police reports as being total bullshit when used against him, and can’t just turn around and expect to use those same things to prove his innocence. To use the George Floyd analogy, no one gives a shit that George once pointed a gun at a woman. Nothing will exonerate Derek Chauvin either, even if they somehow proved that he was actually keeping his knee on a bomb trigger to prevent it from blowing the neighborhood to hell. Lowtax is evil, Logan is a saint, and absolutely nothing will change that.
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Yeah especially the court records that Lowtax sent US are fake according to him, right.

Questionable Ceviche said:
I think one of the most damning parts of this whole thing is that his first ex-wife not only helped his second wife and child escape from him, but also stood up for her when she talked to the police about how abusive Richard is. She corroberated everything that Ashli said, knowing that it's going to open up a painful and difficult part of her life to public scrutiny. Megan is a fucking champ. Lowtax made this bed over many, many years, and now he's being a whiny bitch about having to sleep in it.
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Not only that, but MEGAN filed a restraining order this year against him for fear that he would kidnap their children and take them out of state. She must have had some reason for doing that. He did something to frighten her that much, and this is the elementary school art teacher we're talking about.

metroid_fetish said:
Y'all gotta run down the crazy flowchart first.

1 - Did anyone call her at all?
2 - If so, are they a real detective and not a goon?
3 - If a real detective, are they calling about Lowtax or some property damage Logan caused at a Sizzler or some shit?
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Yes the detective probably did call Logan and Logan probably gave the cops her parents' phone number or other alternative to her cell if it was, in fact, being paid by Lowtax and got cut off. Calling the victims of DV for follow-up and basic information is part of their jobs.

PTNR 2.0 said:
I'm going to hazard a guess that Lowtax is about to start giving a shit about Kiwifarms, given that we just leaked his supposed (and possibly literal) get out of jail free card before he had a chance to spin the narrative on a popular podcast.
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This could not look worse for him. What part of that video could LowT and whomever nobody is that's hosting the Dick Show possibly chop up in a way that would make him look good at all?

RE: Megan's restraining order, it's been posted before but I'm just going thru and getting all of his court records together in a folder so it can all go in the OP or whatever.
 
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Do we have an alt for that file? I'd love to spread it to a few people without the Kiwi stigma, if possible.

Edit; disregard I suck cocks. Goons are already over it.
 
Baggywrinkle said:
I wondered about that too. If she initially believed Ashli until she was physically next to lowtax, that means they had a conversation specifically about abuse before he went to Utah. ”Yeah I believed Rich was abusing his wife but had him fly out and abandon his kid over Thanksgiving to fuck me anyway.” Lowtax is a shithead but she’s still a cunt.
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It sounds like she spoke to Ashli recently. The post where Lowtax mentions it talks about Logan admitting to Ashli that she lied to the police.
 
I think loletax is about to lose his Lauren visitation rights along with the Nissan and goldbelly cookies, I would wager he'll do the radio show sobered up to a point.
 
^^^Dude we're all pretty sure Lauren has told him to fuck off and she wants nothing to do with him for quite a while now^^^

Catgirl IRL said:
Do we have an alt for that file? I'd love to spread it to a few people without the Kiwi stigma, if possible.

Edit; disregard I suck cocks. Goons are already over it.
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just download it and post it somewhere.


You know what strikes me as interesting? Again, from when I used to interview alleged perpetrators in CPS cases of DV, and it's been a few years since I left that shit, but it immediately strikes me eerily hard how familiar LowT's tone of voice is.

Despite that he is clearly not sober, how eerily cold yet controlled and calculating his voice tone, like he's falling into the ol' familiar routine anyone used to manipulating people for coercion, "convincing", or they can flip their act and act super friendly and charming. They almost always did this when I interviewed them, as I was younger when I started my career in that world, around mid 20s when I started doing that work, the abusers would usually be in their mid 30s and 40s, they used to try jovial shit like exerting their age and "wisdom" over me even as I was sitting there interviewing them for a statement of admission of a crime by calling me "buddy", sharing wacky stories from their past, etc. With DV, it is always, always, always about control. Pure and simple. Control of finances, control of living arrangements, control of transportation, control of kids, control of whatever, you get the point. When that control starts to unravel, shit gets real nasty.
 
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edit: no archive - it's a reply to Bogan's last FB post, if anyone can do the needful.
 
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