Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax deleted his Twitch channel just now as I was watching it, but I had the foresight to save this first. I've been catching up on this each morning.

(Edit: I've removed the embed because Twinkie is based and redpilled and posted a cropped version without the stupid fucking dogs.)
Hope this has added extra entertainment and satisfaction to your vacation.

Nice meltdown.

@Lowtax You are complaining about niggas dunking on you nonstop and lynchmobs, but you legit did nothing but try to please insane trannies who do nothing but witchhunt all day

Turn off the pay to register, ban all your admins and mods, make farm members admin for a week. Have some fun there, big guy. I know it's not as exciting as slapping around BPD thots, but live a little.

It was amazing watching Lowtax still claim he’s a pure left wing believer and everyone should totally believe all women, except ofc when women accuse him of abuse. Also it’s bad to say someone abused women if they haven’t been convicted in a criminal court of law. (By this standard no one should say Ike Turner beats women because he’s never been convicted of it.)

Even while he claims false accusations are happening to him and ruined his life, he’s going to holdfast to the “believe all women” mantra. If he doesn’t ppl might think he’s an alt-right nazi!!

As if admitting that accusations of domestic violence and rape and the situations they arise from are complex issues, that vary wildly in each individual situation, is a right wing conspiracy. Even though there are many documented cases of women lying and using false accusations to punish or get attention, that must be ignored and one must stand-by the simplistic “believe all women” or else you are a obviously a Nazi.

Does Lowtax not understand that the one ideology he claims he subscribes to is the only one that will never, ever believe his claims of innocence? He let the SA forums be taken over by mentally ill, extreme leftists who wouldn‘t believe he was innocent even if he actually was found not guilty in a court of law and Logan soberly retracted everything.
 
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Two things from this:
  • Rich is blasted.
  • The picture of the black woman smiling on the phone is such a great set piece for this video. As I am watching the video, I am picturing my face behind him just laughing my ass off that Lowtax finally got what he deserved.
 
JCM if this doesn’t reignite your passion for the farms nothing will.
It's only just beginning too. Whatever happens with SA is going to cause years of ultra aspergers power struggling and playing NKVD with each other as the userbase fractures into even more terminally online groups.
It's going to be internet drama like the days of old, a shining example of actual lolcows in a sea of boring youtube podcasts whining at each other
 
A Henrik Ibsen quote from the play "An Enemy of the People" (I can recommend reading the whole thing, it's a great read).

"The most dangerous enemy of truth and freedom amongst us is the compact majority--yes, the damned compact Liberal majority--that is it! Now you know! (Tremendous uproar. Most of the crowd are shouting, stamping and hissing".

 
tl;dr Lowtax has been storing people's cc info in plain text
That's unlikely. Lowtax uses Authorize.net as a payment gateway. This is a Visa property that I have also used. Any transaction that Something Awful processes is not going to be stored on the server. It will be stored on Authorize.net. This information is usually the last four of your card, its expiry date, your billing address, etc. It is very easy to manually cross-check this information.

The last time we processed any information directly associated with the forum was back when the site was still the CWCki Forums and you could pay for T&H with PayPal. For the merchandise, that same information is stored with Authorize.net, but I have absolutely no way of knowing what t-shirts are going to what forum users. I prefer knowing as little as possible about users.

Lowtax will absolutely have the billing information of every single person who has ever bought an account on Something Awful. I don't know if Authorize.net has a limit in how long it keeps records.
 
Looks like they're getting rid of Burt Sexual, seeings how he couldn't check himself out properly.

I wonder if Lowtax is going to use that "bedridden" excuse as to why he's skated out of responding, this whole time. Like he thought that shit up yesterday afternoon, and figured he could run with that for an excuse, and figured on running a stream last night because he couldn't wait until Sunday to get the cover story out there.

Lying liar gonna lie.
 
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tl;dr Lowtax has been storing people's cc info in plain text
I think I remember hearing about this before? Honestly, looking at the purchase pages for SA it would't surprise me.

Their CC expiration field is really strange, where you have to actually type in the / in the date your self rather than just having seperate fields for month and year.
 
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