Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Easterling]

This can’t be real. Right? I mean, I’m willing to suspend disbelief for the sake of comedy, but c’mon. There’s no way someone is this open about their autism.

Only an autist could reasonably come up with this shit.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Are any of the citizens of duckBerg racist or hostile towards the majority dog face people?

Totally no.

Not that, but ...

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Disney Ducks > Looney Toons

Do angry mobs burn down Nintendo's headquarters chanting 'duck lives matter'?

No, but Dog Lives Matter and Profa plan a riot at the Rockerduck Estates.

Only an autist could reasonably come up with this shit.

I am a cosmist.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Disney Ducks > Looney Toons

Alright fucker wanna take this outside?

 

[axfaxf]

I am a cosmist.

we need to wordfilter this ´tism, omfg.

 

[Neko GF]

>"Autism is an ideology"

This is genuinely the most autistic thing I've heard in a while.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I am a cosmist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_cosmism

Cosmism entailed a broad theory of natural philosophy, combining elements of religion and ethics with a history and philosophy of the origin, evolution, and future existence of the cosmos and humankind. It combined elements from both Eastern and Western philosophic traditions as well as from the Russian Orthodox Church.[citation needed]

Cosmism was one of the influences on Proletkult, and after the October Revolution, the term came to be applied to "...the poetry of such writers as Mikhail Gerasimov and Vladimir Kirillov...: emotional paeans to physical labor, machines, and the collective of industrial workers ... organized around the image of the universal 'Proletarian', who strides forth from the earth to conquer planets and stars."[1] This form of cosmism, along with the writings of Nikolai Fyodorov, was a strong influence on Andrei Platonov.[citation needed]

Many ideas of the Russian cosmists were later developed by those in the transhumanist movement.[2] Victor Skumin argues that the Culture of Health will play an important role in the creation of a human spiritual society into the Solar System.[3][4][5]

The Culture of Health is the basic science about Spiritual Humanity. It studies the perspectives of harmonious development of "Spiritual man" and "Spiritual ethnos" as a conscious creator of the State of Light into the territory of the Solar System" (by Skumin).

Representatives

Among the major representatives of Russian cosmism was Nikolai Fyodorovich Fyodorov (1828–1903), an advocate of radical life extension by means of scientific methods, human immortality, and resurrection of dead people.[6]

In 1881, Russian revolutionary and rocket pioneer Nikolai Kibalchich proposed an idea of pulsed rocket propulsion by combustion of explosives, which was an early precursor for Project Orion.[citation needed]

Konstantin Tsiolkovsky (1857–1935) was among the pioneers of theoretical space exploration and cosmonautics. In 1903, he published Изслѣдованіе міровыхъ пространствъ реактивными приборами (The Exploration of Cosmic Space by Means of Reactive Devices [Rockets]), the first serious scientific work on space travel. Tsiolkovsky believed that colonizing space would lead to the perfection of the human race, with immortality and a carefree existence. He also developed ideas of the "animated atom" (panpsychism), as well as "radiant mankind".[citation needed]

I bet Tsiolkovsky thought 2020 humans would be colonizing the solar system, not stuck on Earth masturbating to cartoon duck lolis.

 

[Buxinator]

I am autistic cosmist.

We know already that but thanks for proofing it in each post. You are truly a real hero of the autistic front

 

[Florence]

>"Autism is an ideology"

This genuinely the most autistic thing I've heard in a while.

Could be worse, he could be saying it’s an ideology based on the principles of Juche as devised by Kim Il-Sung.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Totally no.

Disney Ducks > Looney Toons

No, but Dog Lives Matter and Profa plan a riot at the Rockerduck Estates.

I am a cosmist.

So in this parallel reality they’re facing similar political unrest that we see in our reality? Stunning please go on

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_cosmism

I bet Tsiolkovsky thought 2020 humans would be colonizing the solar system, not stuck on Earth masturbating to cartoon duck lolis.

We can do both.

 

[Curt Sibling]

@Webby's Boyfriend

Not much explanation about your stellar journey to other universes.

Ducktor Verner von Gearloose would be most disappointed.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

@Webby's Boyfriend

Not much explanation about your stellar journey to other universes.

Ducktor Verner von Gearloose would be most disappointed.

You mean Gyro Gearloose and Dr Einmug?

You all know Gearloose, but Dr Einmug is an atomic scientist who discovered a way to travel between dimensions. He fled Nazi persecution in the 1930s.

 

[Postal_Rat]

You mean Gyro Gearloose and Dr Einmug?

You all know Gearloose, but Dr Einmug is an atomic scientist who discovered a way to travel between dimensions. He fled Nazi persecution in the 1930s.

Oh cmon we all know that Albert Einstein perfected time travel and killed Hitler with a handshake leading to the world war two conflict between the ussr and the allied states of europe

Why you lying

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

@Webby's Boyfriend, were you dropped on the head as a child? Also, what gun will Webby use for the upcoming civil war?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I bet Tsiolkovsky thought 2020 humans would be colonizing the solar system, not stuck on Earth masturbating to cartoon duck lolis.

We can do both.

So you admit you masturbate to cartoon lolis? As a rough percentage, how much time have you spent colonizing the solar system?

 

[Curt Sibling]

A day in the life of @Webby's Boyfriend :

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

A day in the life of @Webby's Boyfriend :
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The original DuckTales was probably the earliest important influence on my worldview.

 

[Neil]

So, yeah.

Thanks for the criticism, but you ones haven't convinced me. Also, Webby and I were only work acquaintances and we dated a bit, we never were in love or had any intimate relationship! Currently I just help her build up Vanderquack Enterprises.

She is my current girlfriend:

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They are real, and at this point, they are the most important thing in my life.

oh yeah i also fucked this one in the ass too

the sex was meh

 

[Petey Wheatstraw]

@Webby's Boyfriend, were you dropped on the head as a child? Also, what gun will Webby use for the upcoming civil war?

A vintage Liberator pistol as a symbolic gesture.

 

[NyQuilninja]

The original DuckTales was probably the earliest important influence on my worldview.

Would you say this profound influence is shaping your worldview today