Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Florence]

Are you sure this guy isn't a massive troll and we're all playing into his game ?

Sadly, they tend to be genuine. We had a guy on here once who wanted to fuck Bart Simpson.

 

[Just A Butt]

Sadly, they tend to be genuine. We had a guy on here once who wanted to fuck Bart Simpson.

Solid Mario was one of the best autistic threads I’ve ever read.

 

[Buxinator]

Are you sure this guy isn't a massive troll and we're all playing into his game ?

For what I've seen in the german part of the farms: No. And if he is a troll than this is a big masterpiece, because he is larping as a duckfucker for over 2 years

 

[SillySherman]

Well, if this true, I guess the CWC isn't alone in his delusions.

 

[Creep3r]

Are you sure this guy isn't a massive troll and we're all playing into his game ?

Whether he's bullshitting or not, I'm thinking he's looking for attention, and it's working.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I have no delusions and I am not a troll.

 

[SillySherman]

I have no delusions and I am not a troll.

You would say that if you were a troll.

 

[Just A Butt]

I have no delusions and I am not a troll.

Usually I hate mutually exclusive things. But in this case it quite literally can’t be both. You have to choose one.

 

[Buxinator]

I have no delusions

Damn typos! But we know what you mean

 

[Stardust]

Please tell me which encapsulates your life better;
Roger Rabbit or Space Jam

Cool World, because they get to fuck a cartoon.

 

[Purin Chan]

I am not a troll.

 

[Owen Grady]

They are real, and at this point, they are the most important thing in my life.

How is your relationship with your IRL friends and family compared to your relationships to characters in cartoon universes?

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Solid Mario was one of the best autistic threads I’ve ever read.

Hundreds of alts all telling each other everything was going to be OK. Good times.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Are you sure this guy isn't a massive troll and we're all playing into his game ?

I always assume the nutters we get on here are trolls, otherwise participating in the site would be horribly unethical because we'd be tormenting actual mad people. Since my participation here is ipso facto ethical then all the nutters must be trolls.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Does classic 1987 Webby count as your waifu too?

 

[FuckedUp]

Hetalia, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gundam, Sailor Moon, Youjo Senki, Into the Abyss and Fullmetal Alchemist.

No Jojo? Kill yourself.

 

[Table Country]

I like this person better than boxershorts tbh

 

[JoshPlz]

I have no mental illness of any kind and I never took any psych meds.

Okay, yeah. I have hebephrenia aka disorganized schizophrenia. I also have ADHD (which kid didn't have it?), asperger's (the internet's favourite disability) and an unspecified affective disorder. But I never took meds except Ritalin when I was a kid in the 2000s.

So you lied earlier today.

 

[Just A Butt]

I like this person better than boxershorts tbh

That’s because he’s not trying to convert us to his point of view. Yet.

Really the only downside to all this is the hebejeebephilia.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Really the only downside to all this is the hebejeebephilia.

Why?