Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Picnic_Boy]

The purity of debate in this thread brings to mind Raphael's School of Athens.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

The purity of debate in this thread brings to mind Raphael's School of Athens.

Except more autistic

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

@Webby's Boyfriend , stop creeping on user profiles and get your feather-fancying ass in here and address some questions. Inquiring minds need answers!

 

[Junkail]

>His current girlfriend is a 15 yr old ww1 pilate!
boxershorts 2.0?

 

[SIGSEGV]

>His current girlfriend is a 15 yr old ww1 pilate!
boxershorts 2.0?

@BoxerShorts47 has never been in a relationship, fictional or otherwise.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

@BoxerShorts47 has never been in a relationship, fictional or otherwise.

Even his fat mom changes the subject when he rolls off the Western approach of her ass and, wheezing slightly, asks "Sooo... Like, what are we?".

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I don’t know why but I laughed really hard at that bit. Thank you

Don't know if you are aware but this is Webbys Boyfriends new waifu https://leviathanscottwesterfeld.fandom.com/wiki/Deryn_Sharp some 15 year old Scottish girl who is a balloonist from some steampunk novel series.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Avatar suggestion for @Webby's Boyfriend

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I want to join in the fun. This faggot likes to fuck fake duck kids?

 

[CheezzyMach]

Don't let @Webby's Boyfriend's hard-on for an underage cartoon duck distract you from the fact that he also unironically hopes civil wars, regular wars, and world wars, and that he said that he would willingly volunteer to fight in them, even the ones between countries he wasn't from.

Wait he was serious about that shit?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I want to join in the fun. This faggot likes to fuck fake duck kids?

That's about the (puzzle piece) shape of it, yeah. He's like BoxO'Sharts autistic padawan.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

The purity of debate in this thread brings to mind Raphael's School of Athens.

Threads like this are why I'll never be able to leave this amazing curs-ed shithole

 

[Stoneheart]

The bigger problem i have is why he is fixated on a non cannon Duck.

 

[Randall Fragg]

@Webby's Boyfriend when you say Autism is a political ideology, what exactly do you mean? What's the Autistic stance on capitalism, civil liberties, economics, and social policies? What form of government does the Autism party support? Does it have a comprehensive political platform or manifesto?

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Wait he was serious about that shit?

Looks like which is sad because everyone thought he was joking about his waifu and not serious about wanting to fuck a cartoon duck

Threads like this are why I'll never be able to leave this amazing curs-ed shithole

Don't Forget You're Here Forever

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

@Webby's Boyfriend do you have a duck sex doll?

 

[SIGSEGV]

@Webby's Boyfriend when you say Autism is a political ideology, what exactly do you mean?

Autist here, allow me to translate for @Webby's Boyfriend: "I am a retarded faggot, please rape my face and asshole"

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Autist here, allow me to translate for @Webby's Boyfriend: "I am a retarded faggot, please rape my face and asshole"

I theorize that his asshole is loose from one too many duck dildoes

 

[Xolanite]

Of all the fictional characters, you pick the 10 year old duck.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

@Webby's Boyfriend do you have a duck sex doll?

God, I hope he does... Wait, hear me out; better that than a blameless IRL anatidae...