Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
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I AM trying. Look at all the responses I've made to your posts(74=P16+O+S19+T20+S19).*


*Synchronism 4/28/15 08:05 "Alcohol & Long-Term Memory Loss" - GMA ABC

Huh! What do you think of that? That was either quite the 'coincidence' or it was a sign from GOD/God-incarnate. Which one do you say it was?

I learned that in grade five but lo and behold I'm literally drunk and I can't do anything about it can you save me??
 
I think not. When did he die? What has your eternal soul been doing since? Especially, who were you in your last incarnation? And please give us your last death date and birth of your current incarnation.

Are you upset that I have rejected your FALSE and DISHONEST teachings? And since you provide no proof or evidence to others, I will likewise stand by my claim by offering you nothing in return.

Oh ye of little faith
 
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Matthew 10:1 And when He had called unto Him his twelve disciples, He gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.

Please, heal @hurrhurrhurr

And I spoke to my family and Pope about the kiwifarms and this situation. They have concurred that unless you do a livestream, you will be reincarnated as Ronald Wilson Reagan for 66.6 years. I am sorry, but this judgement is final by order of God.
 
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Ps my liver is shot I hope @Brad Watson_Miami saves my soul before it's too late

I'm sure he will, hurrhurrhurr. As the reincarnation of Jesus, as God-Incarnate on Earth, I can't imagine him not wanting to cure you and save your soul. He has judged you harshly in the past and help to cure you would be a way for him to atone for that sin. If he does, will you forgive him his harsh judgement? Adonai would want you to.

Hey Brad, did you ever determine who Stalin was reincarnated as? I gave you his death date of March 5 1953, two years before I was born. Hey! Do you suppose...?

No, I couldn't have been Stalin in a past life. Like most good Jews, I believe we only get the one go-around in life and then spend eternity with Adonai. By the way, I hope you found that information I gave you on Elijah useful. Many people have the misconception that John the Baptist was a reincarnation but technically he was not, because Elijah never died. Adonai just returned hm to Earth as was prophesied. Considering what happened to John, he probably would have been better off staying with Adonai.
 
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I AM a scientist. One of my goals since being a teenager is to take things that are in the mystical/metaphysical category and prove them scientifically. For example, the proof of GOD...

Hypothesis: GOD exists and the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code is one proof.

Data that supports hypothesis: I now have 40 pages of text in a booklet titled Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor.

Test the hypothesis: NASA, ESA, and ground-based telescopes are working very hard on finding Earth-like planets. My theory is well-timed.

Describe the verified data as a scientific theory through math: GOD=7_4 (or FOD=6_4).

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The ancients thought of the Moon as a goddess. Renaissance artists symbolized Mary Magdalen with a single rose...

rose=57=R18+O15+S19+E5
Mary=57=M13+A1+R18+Y25
Magdalen=57=M13+A1+G7+D4+A1+L12+E5+N14
Moon=57=M13+O15+O15+N14

goddess=58/73
 
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This is no game. I AM real. Have you spoken to any family and friends about this situation on kiwifarms.net ?
Like anyone in my life would believe me when there's a man on the internet who claims that the universe is a giant simulator and we're all but fragments in our mind ready to be judged by God.
 
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Like most good Jews, I believe we only get the one go-around in life and then spend eternity with Adonai.
That's false. Most Jews either believe in reincarnation or at least are open-minded to it. You don't actually prefer using Adonai over G-d? If so, your the only Jew I've ever encountered that does. And Elijah died, Jesus son of Joseph died, Enoch died although his death was on a different planet.

Test: Why do practicing Jews write G-D instead of GOD?

Please STOP misquoting me. I have never said, "The universe is a giant simulator and we're all but fragments in our mind." If you insist that this is true, show exactly where I said it. Otherwise, acknowledge your mistake. I have said...

GOD: the 'system as a whole' (all-inclusive), the 'universal quantum computer'.

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Jesus son of Joseph, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 1 programmer, the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'.
 
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Please STOP misquoting me. I have never said, "The universe is a giant simulator and we're all but fragments in our mind." If you insist that this is true, show exactly where I said it. Otherwise, acknowledge your mistake. I have said...

GOD: the 'system as a whole' (all-inclusive), the 'universal quantum computer'.

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Jesus son of Joseph, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 1 programmer, the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'.
look's like someone's triggered.
I like the Southern slang.
 
That's false. Most Jews either believe in reincarnation or at least are open-minded to it. You don't actually prefer using Adonai over G-d? If so, your the only Jew I've ever encountered that does. And Elijah died, Jesus son of Joseph died, Enoch died although his death was on a different planet.

Test: Why do practicing Jews write G-D instead of GOD?

Like the ancient tribes of humanity upon the European ascent into the world we carry traditions - Names have always carried power. In depictions of art upon cave walls the unison and simple drawing of people is oversimplified compared to animals who were often drawn intricately and complex. This is because they believed that the gods could read the depictions, find out who was who, discover the whole and ruin the hunt of the hunters. If the old god identified the hunters they would direct the animal away from the trappings and plan, so discretion and ambiguity was needed for a successful hunt.

In many flourishing societies in prehistoric times, they did not speak the names of the gods (and even the animals) in hopes of not pertaining their wrath or intentions, thus came the censorship of god/godessess names.

This tradition of self-censoring or omitting names of gods continues as a tradition of faith, we protect ourselves by being no interest to a god.
 
Many people have the misconception that John the Baptist was a reincarnation but technically he was not, because Elijah never died. Adonai just returned him to Earth as was prophesied. Considering what happened to John, he probably would have been better off staying with Adonai.
Wow! How illogical. John's parents were Zechariah the priest and his wife Elizabeth also a descendent of Aaron. - Luke 1:5-6

John4,47 the Baptist7 was born on 12.11.747 AUC/November 12, 7 BC/3755 HC (Matthew 11:12); six months before his second-cousin Jesus son of Joseph. Herod I died in 4 BC.

Sentence increased 74 years reincarnated as non-human.
 
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What's your sources for all that? "Names have always carried power." True...

power=77
Christ=77
court=77
Watson=77


When we spell, we cast a spell.
I know that humans were depicted differently because my Historian friend and I were discussing Ancient Art, she wanted me to give an artist's impression on depictions of cave art and when I discussed the simple human design she gave that answer.
I learned through personal interests in Mythology that many religions believe that names have power, God is the ommission and censorship of 'Yahweh.'

Interestingly a lot of people suspect that Yahweh may of been apart of a larger collection of gods which is why "You shall have no other gods before me" is used other than "there is no god but I," however I'm not very familiar with this ancient religion, only that Yahweh is often known as "The Brutal God of War."

So are you a Brutal God of War?
 
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