Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Constellationzero]

That bath picture is horrifying!
You can really see how hideously mutated her feet are. The bone structure is blown out, her toes are doing that off putting splay, and look at the deformed toenails--also looks like she can't be fucked to cut them.
So many women think growing their toenails out like that aids with the nailpolish application, but it just looks disgusting and unhygienic.

 

[Water-T]

That bath picture is horrifying!
You can really see how hideously mutated her feet are. The bone structure is blown out, her toes are doing that off putting splay, and look at the deformed toenails--also looks like she can't be fucked to cut them.
So many women think growing their toenails out like that aids with the nail polish application, but it just looks disgusting and unhygienic.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tess already has those gross discolored thick nails that comes from having the 'beetus. The white paint hides the yellowing, and can't cut them because Tess is too fat to reach and they're too thick for Jolene to trim them.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Lol there’s more fat than water in that tub.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Why are her toes a different color? It's almost like she got a tan but only on her feet. Is this a beetus thing?

Also, her nails remind me of an old lady's. Like, the first thing I thought was 'my granny has nails like that' and she's diabetic and a lifelong smoker. I'll bet they're super yellow.

 

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[Angry New Ager]

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Well, if she can't moddle clothes any more, I guess she can always get sponsorship deals for the kinds of shitfood only very young children and deathfatties would willingly eat.

Hyperprocessed novelty food, so blatantly void from a nutritional standpoint that it only exists as a form of edible entertainment? Who better to shill this crap than Tess?

 

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[Dorsia.Reservation]

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Pretty rich coming from someone that doesn't even take care of her own children and pawns them off on non biological ex's and a halfwit nanny.

 

[Ascendancy0]

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Those "legs" are two lumps of fat. How could anyone "celebrate" this?

 

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[Dorsia.Reservation]

Very queer.


Only ever had relationships with men.


Sure, jan.

She really needs to stop the over the top fetishizing for ass pats.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The comments:

Gross


Tess got angry:

 

[supremeautismo]

The comments:
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Tess got angry:
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Granted, she didn't say 'gay', she said queer, so technically, she could be referring to being bi. (Which she absolutely is not.) The "my ex was queer" comment is rich. "I dated a gay guy, so that makes me LGBTQIALMAO by proxy!"

Also, not sure what's a worse image: Tess being plowed by a handsome black man pudgy feeder, or attempting to trib an equally flabby butch deathfat, furiously rubbing stomachs together.

Spoiler

Sorry for the image; or you're welcome, depending on your level of deviancy

 

[Easy Peasy]

The modern kweer (read: straight-ies with nonexistent or stunted personality) can have her.

Pride is just another party to invite herself to and hover by the snack table

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

As I've been up long enough at this point due to work and life obligations that I'm seeing smells and tasting colors, I don't have the cognitive capacity to open GIMP and compare her horrible photos.

But I will say that even my aching eyeballs that've been without rest can see and scoff at the fact that her fucking neck changes width drastically when she ditches the stupid thingamabob she put around it. And not just the neck itself, but the junction between neck flubber and chest flubber changes width. And skin darkness changes.

The shooping couldn't be more obvious if a r'etard who hasn't slept in over 30 hours can see it on a laptop screen on a forum without the aid of zoom.

 

[SnarkySperg]

The comments:
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Tess got angry:
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She certainly convinced me of her point.

Can we shut up with the 'Google it' bullshit? If you want to say you're a 'queer' woman but have only dated men, you'd better damn well be ready to explain that. I'd rather ask someone making the claims than to google it because I'd rather hear their side than some generalized post that may or may not apply to them at all.

 

[Easy Peasy]

She certainly convinced me of her point.

Can we shut up with the 'Google it' bullshit? If you want to say you're a 'queer' woman but have only dated men, you'd better damn well be ready to explain that. I'd rather ask someone making the claims than to google it because I'd rather hear their side than some generalized post that may or may not apply to them at all.

It's super easy to make a statement that ticks the woke boxes and garners asspats too

"I've always felt attraction to more than just the male gender, but living in the oppressive, conservative south, I felt compelled to conform to expected relationships norms. Once I moved to a much more liberal place and surrounded myself with the beautiful queer community, I started feeling more comfortable. But it wasnt until I married a fellow queer man that I really felt safe as my authentic self. Even though that relationship was built on us lying to eachother... I mean love, totally love, it really opened my eyes to hearts not parts. #pride #effyourbootystandards #fabletics #woke #pleasehireme #ihatemykids"

 

[SnarkySperg]

It's super easy to make a statement that ticks the woke boxes and garners asspats too

"I've always felt attraction to more than just the male gender, but living in the oppressive, conservative south, I felt compelled to conform to expected relationships norms. Once I moved to a much more liberal place and surrounded myself with the beautiful queer community, I started feeling more comfortable. But it wasnt until I married a fellow queer man that I really felt safe as my authentic self. Even though that relationship was built on us lying to eachother... I mean love, totally love, it really opened my eyes to hearts not parts. #pride #effyourbootystandards #fabletics #woke #pleasehireme #ihatemykids"

I'll say the same thing I said about her supposedly getting an abortion and blaming her ignorance about sex on being raised in the South--she moved to the Left Coast many years ago. Living in Seattle and SoCal isn't exactly the Deep South. She could've come out far sooner.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I'll say the same thing I said about her supposedly getting an abortion and blaming her ignorance about sex on being raised in the South--she moved to the Left Coast many years ago. Living in Seattle and SoCal isn't exactly the Deep South. She could've come out far sooner.

Of course she could have, but it's convenient now. Maximised clout and "pick me"

 

[Constellationzero]

Granted, she didn't say 'gay', she said queer, so technically, she could be referring to being bi. (Which she absolutely is not.) The "my ex was queer" comment is rich. "I dated a gay guy, so that makes me LGBTQIALMAO by proxy!"

Also, not sure what's a worse image: Tess being plowed by a handsome black man pudgy feeder, or attempting to trib an equally flabby butch deathfat, furiously rubbing stomachs together.

Spoiler

Sorry for the image; or you're welcome, depending on your level of deviancy

Gee, maybe Tess can jump in a threeway with Corissa and JULIANNA.

I bet the resulting body horror porn would look like the rape baby of Tom Six and David Lynch.