All those "fresh new introduction with a bashful start leading to a very straightforward yet passive-agressive e-beg" are getting on my nerves.
You're not fooling anyone, you leaky sack of liquid shit, no one's thinking "oh my, what a polite young lady, clearly very embarrassed and afraid to ask for money, I'll donate her my life savings!".
You could ask your mother to take you to the nearest Wal-Mart, stay in the car while you purchase your "needs and wants", then take you back home, but that would require you to get up off your lardy pillows of rotting tissue, then walk around in a department store, and lug your own stuff around for a short period of time.
How I'd love to sentence you to hard labour, something like construction work, goddamn.