Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[fuzzyrodent85]

Why?

Cause it's autistic
Also, did you get a boner from my painting yes or no

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Why?

A lot of reasons.

1) It's degenerate, and not the funny kind of degenerate.

2) You could go out and pursue a real woman. Or man.

3) This is self-inflicted autism and you can stop any time you want.

 

[Begemot]

Why?

They're not real. Telling us it's real us a specious attempt at attention-seeking. You need to go more in-depth.. How would a sentient duck work and why would they be the girlfriend if a 24 year old German? Why would they choose you?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Why?

Because only crazy people do that sort of thing, retard.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I am not crazy.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I am not crazy.

That's what all the crazies say.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

That's what all the crazies say.

@Webby's Boyfriend Tell me, why did you come to the farms?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

@Webby's Boyfriend Tell me, why did you come to the farms?

To laugh at retarded people who humilate themselves on the internet.

 

[SIGSEGV]

To laugh at retarded people who humilate themselves on the internet.

I hope you enjoy laughing at yourself then...

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

To laugh at retarded people who humilate themselves on the internet.

That's you lol

 

[The Sauce Boss]

To laugh at retarded people who humilate themselves on the internet.

You have become that of which you speak.

You thought yourself the Tard Cum extractor, but it was you who was the Tard all along.

 

[Neko GF]

Why?

To sum it up quickly: an adult human male lusting after animals and pre-teens is gross and immoral.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

To laugh at retarded people who humilate themselves on the internet.

You do know this includes you @Webby's Boyfriend?

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

You do know this includes you @Webby's Boyfriend?

When you gaze into the abyss too long it stares back

 

[NARPASSWORD]

@Webby's Boyfriend, please answer my question from the last page.

 

[Agarathium1066]

@Webby's Boyfriend

Do you use any particular method to keep in contact with Webby or other people from Duckberg? Face to face, via chat programs like discord, a site like facebook?

 

[drain]

To laugh at retarded people who humilate themselves on the internet.

so close and at the same time so far from self awareness....

 

[Easterling]

I hope you enjoy laughing at yourself then...

Like I said earlier, Alog 2.0

 

[Jason Blaha's Hat]

To laugh at retarded people who humilate themselves on the internet.

We need an ironic react @Null

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

We need an ironic react @Null

Isn't he on vacation?