Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,662
I'll say the same thing I said about her supposedly getting an abortion and blaming her ignorance about sex on being raised in the South--she moved to the Left Coast many years ago. Living in Seattle and SoCal isn't exactly the Deep South. She could've come out far sooner.
What a lying sack of shit. What, did she grow up in the Appalachian mountains or deep in the Bayou, shoeless and isolated from contemporary culture? Did she not go to a public high school with sex ed programs?

Does she realize how fucking moronic she looks slobbering nonstop over blacks and obsequiously buying them flowers, yet making blanket bigoted statements about whites and the South?
 
Weed 'n Greed.

Anyway, all of this and Tess still seems like the type of person to call the police if too many black people were standing near her car.

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Tess is totally not bothered by someone calling her out.
Girl you have given up. You said if I die and leave my children (that you're barely there for), so be it. Your children! Usually people want to stay alive for them.
 
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Girl you have given up. You said if I die and leave my children (that you're barely there for), so be it. Your children! Usually people want to stay alive for them.
Not quite - she claimed if she dies early of obesity, that her sons would be pround of her for being so cool and authentic and confident. Bit worse.
 
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Of course Tess misses Barcelona. Sorry Tess, unless you get super good feeder money on the DL, you’re not going there any time soon.

Tess is so fat that two plane tickets is not enough. She’s too fat to fly.


Even though I find this all hilarious, Tess should be careful. Her act is so fake that when the right person stumbles across it, they’ll call her out for being fake and toadying up to token blacks to pretend to be their friend. Not only will she continue to not have a career, she’ll get canceled.
 
...sigh...

Aaaannd once again, just like with conservatives doing fuck all to reign in the hateful liberals destroying our country from within, we have ANOTHER tiresome reminder of dickless gays and lesbians standing by and allowing shithead troons and Tess Guntster to bogart OUR struggles, OUR identity, and OUR community. And to add insult to injury, they (once again) use the slur Queer in a pathetic bid for oppression stickers and woke points.
 
Even though I find this all hilarious, Tess should be careful. Her act is so fake that when the right person stumbles across it, they’ll call her out for being fake and toadying up to token blacks to pretend to be their friend. Not only will she continue to not have a career, she’ll get canceled.
She also has a lot of lingering ill-will against her that could be weaponized against her at any moment. The "Eff Your Beauty Standards" t-shirt debacle and her shitty handling of it; the "Black men love me" comment; and the sheer number of people she's offended and alienated with her diva attitude over the years in one work setting or another, are all things she's managed to get away with for years, and people know it. Then there's her blatant piggybacking on Nick's mental health claims from last year, and her sudden declaration of discovering her "queerness" post break-up which even some of her actual fans on Insta have questioned. Pile on to that her insistence that it's totally legit to say (and make money from), "Eff Your Beauty Standards" while getting her face pumped full of Botox and fillers and lying about what size she actually wears; her dodgy marriage to and breakup with Nick; and the fact that she made the cover of Parents magazine despite farming out one of her kids to an ex who isn't even his father (and then subsequently saying he is).

Her self-serving bullshit has been piling up for a long time, and yeah, eventually the right person is going to get sick of the stench and be brave enough to call her on it. At this point, I think it'll have to be a black influencer who is disgusted by her sudden, relentless flogging of herself as a passionate advocate for racial justice, when she has never shown any sign of giving a shit about the struggles of black people until it was pretty much mandatory to do so. Sending flowers to successful black people she sort-of knows and posting about it on Insta--if that isn't pandering to make herself look good, what the fuck is? If she actually gave a shit, she'd put that money toward supporting actual black people in her area, but instead she throws it away on the most empty (but photogenic!) gesture possible.

Somebody with sufficient clout needs to cancel her so hard, going back to Mississippi to live with family and getting a job at Walmart will be her only viable option.
 
What a lying sack of shit. What, did she grow up in the Appalachian mountains or deep in the Bayou, shoeless and isolated from contemporary culture? Did she not go to a public high school with sex ed programs?
Actually as someone who has gone to school both in the south and in a very conservative area, sex ed is scarce in some places. I can totally believe she didn't know better back when she got knocked up with Rylee, especially when you consider that she dropped out. Now, after she moved out west, there is no excuse other than willful ignorance or her being too stupid to know how to use Google.
 
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Again, this is not Jolene's bathtub so the, uh, sexy lingerie photos and now the bath were obviously taken at at hotel. So this is how she's making money, I guess. This angle is horrifying; she's gained the bowlegged stance of the extremely fat.

As for her knees ALWAYS looking like tortured blobfish... well, kind of? But not to this extent.
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And right after she had Bowie, she was downright svelte compared to the size she is now. For all her shouting that weight has nothing to do with health, she lost at least 60 pounds while pregnant.
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So since she gave birth, she gained it all back plus another 140+.
 
Actually as someone who has gone to school both in the south and in a very conservative area, sex ed is scarce in some places. I can totally believe she didn't know better back when she got knocked up with Rylee, especially when you consider that she dropped out. Now, after she moved out west, there is no excuse other than willful ignorance or her being too stupid to know how to use Google.
Yeah, she ditched Rylee with her mom and took off for Seattle, where she got involved in a social/creative scene where being GLB was completely unremarkable, T was still pretty rare but hardly unheard-of, and "genderqueer"/"pomosexual" variants such as androgynous, agender, and ambigender were still a fringe-y sort of thing--but definitely a thing. Granted, back then she wouldn't have been given a pass to be in that last group because she's such an obvious cis female who has no inner conflicts with presenting herself and acting according to feminine social norms. She's a total ultra-femme "girly girl," and always has been.

Seattle may not have been SF, LA, or NYC a decade ago, but it sure as hell wasn't Laurel, Mississippi, and Tess would have had to be living under a rock to be unaware of her other sexual options while living there. If she was sexually interested in other women, she would have had plenty of chances to discover that--the burlesque/pinup scene has a lot of femme dykes, as well as bisexual women, in it. Ditto, if she was into "girldick." And yet all of her relationships as far as anybody seems to know have been with cis, straight men. Funny, that.

I've known straight women (from as far back as the late '70s), who went through a "lesbian" phase after getting out of really bad relationships with men. I'm sure women are still doing that, under the mistaken assumption that women can't possibly be as toxic and abusive as men. But Tess isn't even doing that, as part of her rebound from Nick. And while it was never considered cool, back when, to turn dyke in order to avoid shitty men (everyone else understood it was just cope), these days it's practically expected of anybody who wants to be cool to claim a much more complicated sexual identity than they actually possess. Tess could have claimed she was bisexual; it would have been not only expected, but almost believable. This "queer" shit, though? LOL, NO. Not from somebody who is totally okay with being a hyperfemme cis woman, who is obviously only interested in manly cis men with big, thick...bankrolls.
 
Why are her toes a different color? It's almost like she got a tan but only on her feet. Is this a beetus thing?

Also, her nails remind me of an old lady's. Like, the first thing I thought was 'my granny has nails like that' and she's diabetic and a lifelong smoker. I'll bet they're super yellow.

The toenails thing may (or may not be) another nail in the feeder porn coffin.
Years back, I saw a documentary posted on Youtube about SSBBW porn. One of those who were interviewed was a fetish model by the name of Goddess Patty. At the time, her adult son was serving as her defacto "pimp"/security when she earned extra feeder bux by renting motel rooms where she'd crush creepy middle aged men. Probably did other things too.

But one thing that stood WAY out was the fact that the camera crew saw the dark side of SSBBW porn. Goddess had issues with hygiene and shaving and admitted her son wipes her. The cameraman asks her what the "fans" think or if they knew anything about it. Goddess stated plainly that YES, they not only know... they WANT to hear all about the bedsores, toe cheese, farting, etc. It's part of the fetish and it somehow makes the "fans" feel like they have had a part in shaping the model to what she is.

So what I'm saying is, that bath picture just might be a "progress shot" or "body check" for some men LARPING as members of the local 4H who are raising their prize county fair hog.
 
The toenails thing may (or may not be) another nail in the feeder porn coffin.
Years back, I saw a documentary posted on Youtube about SSBBW porn. One of those who were interviewed was a fetish model by the name of Goddess Patty. At the time, her adult son was serving as her defacto "pimp"/security when she earned extra feeder bux by renting motel rooms where she'd crush creepy middle aged men. Probably did other things too.

That is (adult) child abuse. Had she groomed him from childhood to be her carer or was it a case of feeling he had to do this stuff or end up finding his mother raped and dead in some grotesque serial killer tableau?

At least Tess doesn't drag her kids along to her foul feeder 'appointments'. Yet. More and more I feel Rylee may be better off in some ways living with a relatively normal dude instead of his 'mother'.

But one thing that stood WAY out was the fact that the camera crew saw the dark side of SSBBW porn. Goddess had issues with hygiene and shaving and admitted her son wipes her. The cameraman asks her what the "fans" think or if they knew anything about it. Goddess stated plainly that YES, they not only know... they WANT to hear all about the bedsores, toe cheese, farting, etc. It's part of the fetish and it somehow makes the "fans" feel like they have had a part in shaping the model to what she is.

Feeder holocaust when? I'm not happy about breathing the same air as them.

So what I'm saying is, that bath picture just might be a "progress shot" or "body check" for some men LARPING as members of the local 4H who are raising their prize county fair hog.

Honestly would not shock me at all at this point. Again, best for Rylee he's out the way. Bowie is going to be very, very screwed up though, and may just be the one who become mom's defacto pimp/security in the future, as well as her carer, if Rylee cannot be dragged back into the fray. God, poor kid.
 
That is (adult) child abuse. Had she groomed him from childhood to be her carer or was it a case of feeling he had to do this stuff or end up finding his mother raped and dead in some grotesque serial killer tableau?

At least Tess doesn't drag her kids along to her foul feeder 'appointments'. Yet. More and more I feel Rylee may be better off in some ways living with a relatively normal dude instead of his 'mother'.



Feeder holocaust when? I'm not happy about breathing the same air as them.



Honestly would not shock me at all at this point. Again, best for Rylee he's out the way. Bowie is going to be very, very screwed up though, and may just be the one who become mom's defacto pimp/security in the future, as well as her carer, if Rylee cannot be dragged back into the fray. God, poor kid.

Not sure if Patty's son was groomed or not. But she did end up losing weight. Unsure if the weight has stayed off or not though.

 
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