Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

littlearmalite said:
A lot of reasons.

1) It's degenerate, and not the funny kind of degenerate.

2) You could go out and pursue a real woman. Or man.

3) This is self-inflicted autism and you can stop any time you want.
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1. Who cares

2. Who cares

3. Who cares

I don't give a shit about @Webby's Boyfriend but you are really bad at making arguments for this.
 
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Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
1. Who cares

2. Who cares

3. Who cares

I don't give a shit about @Webby's Boyfriend but you are really bad at making arguments for this.
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The first point was more a meme than anything else but genuinely- what is stopping this guy from, oh, I don't know, going the fuck outside? Is he glued to his chair? You can do things other than jack off to cartoon duck children in your computer chair all day.
 
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Buddy, you can't be serious?
Christ alive.
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Crazy shit going on here and I regret not reading through it earlier. This shit reminds me of the old Coolbreeze88 thread. That shit was fun, man.

NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE said:
VR has already pretty much made cartoons real but why would you want to have sex with a duck instead of an anime like hatsune miku?
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FeatherDuster said:
You have no room to talk, because you want to fuck a cartoon child DUCK. Atleast the "waifuists" stick to humanoids.
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What's notable is that it's not even one with some sense of human proportions. At least when the character has a humanoid figure it's understandable that someone's subconscious is attracted to that.

Webby's Boyfriend said:
Everything is real.

Modal realism, many worlds hypothesis, simulations etc.
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If everything is real than there is no such thing as something that is fake, and without things that are fake there is nothing that is real. It's just like good and bad. You can't understand the concept of one without the other because there is nothing to compare it to.

littlearmalite said:
A lot of reasons.

1) It's degenerate, and not the funny kind of degenerate.

2) You could go out and pursue a real woman. Or man.

3) This is self-inflicted autism and you can stop any time you want.
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Calm down. Don't bother explaining why. You're just wasting energy.
 
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littlearmalite said:
The first point was more a meme than anything else but genuinely- what is stopping this guy from, oh, I don't know, going the fuck outside? Is he glued to his chair? You can do things other than jack off to cartoon duck children in your computer chair all day.
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Why do you care? Is "going outside" some sort of objectively better way to spend your time? Why aren't you doing it, then?
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
You all here are the autistic ones, not I. Because you live in your own worlds, while I live in so many different dimensions.

I am an anti-autist. A cosmist.
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
Battletech! I am a fan of it and have read dozens of novels, including the entire Mechwarrior series. It is the cooler version of WH40K (which is for basement-dwelling speds).

Okay, yeah. I have hebephrenia aka disorganized schizophrenia. I also have ADHD (which kid didn't have it?), asperger's (the internet's favourite disability) and an unspecified affective disorder. But I never took meds except Ritalin when I was a kid in the 2000s.
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You should probably start taking that Ritalin again. The autism is starting to act up beyond repair, it might permanently damage you.
 
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littlearmalite said:
The first point was more a meme than anything else but genuinely- what is stopping this guy from, oh, I don't know, going the fuck outside? Is he glued to his chair? You can do things other than jack off to cartoon duck children in your computer chair all day.
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I would really prefer that he not go outside in public while jerking off to underage cartoon ducks. We should just laugh together as part of our ironic cult for this schizo.
So come along...
 
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The Pink Panther said:
What in the hell happened to this guy? He used to be a semi-decent poster....and now he's going full in with this "I wanna fuck a cartoon duck" shit just to get attention. Lmao.
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That's what I wanna know. When I first joined up he was a pretty solid hand, which is why it's so surprising that he's gone this retarded. I wanna say he's trolling, but if he is, he's more committed to the bit than I've seen anyone else be in a LONG time.
 
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