Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Here's a partial recap of today's show:

SalTheBard" post="506116053 said:
Ok I'll do it:
Message from Sal in the future. I wouldn't normally annotate something like this, but there are horrible fucking rape jokes and very distressing conversations of domestic abuse. If those are triggering for you please for the love of God do not read this post.

Starts with Lowtax talking about losing the site, and then sort of rambles a bit. I think one of the hosts is Maddox? I'm not sure

He made 7 million billion dollars on SA

He blames the internet outrage culture, calls it a fire tornado

Lowtax sounds fucked up

He starts talking about the assault allegations from his first wife. Podcast host with long hair says "I would assume that a lot of ex-wives do that, and I would assume a lot of them are telling the truth and also doing it back."

Lowtax rants about how this should be tried in a courthouse. He says his Ex-Wife didn't show up in court and that exonerates him from all charges. His ex-wife wanted a do over but Judge said no.

Long haired host brings Lowtax back around

Lowtax starts talking about his 2nd wife and says he won't go into it too much, but says that she accused him of abuse because Violence Against Women Act allows a Green Card to be expedited. Both of the hosts are incredulous about this fact. "The Judge asked her point blank if I had ever abused her, and she said "He stood over me and told me to punch him in the face."

Lowtax starts talking about Logan next. He says that Logan is an awesome person and they both hosts laugh. Lowtax says that when Logan wasn't drinking she was awesome. But she would drink and mix that with antidepressents and would become a handful.

Both of the hosts are horrible people interviewing a horrible person

Lowtax says that he's spoken to people that know Logan publicly and they support Lowtax, but they are afraid to say anything because of the internet outrage machine.

I feel like I should know the hosts, but I don't. Apparently long hair guy is "Dick" and short hair guy is "Sean". That is how I will refer to them from here on out

Dick says that even when he announced that he was having Lowtax he was dogpiled by the internet outrage culture. He says that he is a white nationalist and racist. Dick then reads Logan's facebook post asking people to send money to his daughters. They compliment Lowtax's GTR and are incredulous about the accusations

Lowtax makes a terrible joke "I use my left hand to eat cookies and my right hand to beat women." He again says that if you are found not guilty it used to be that people would believe that, but now allegations (especially on the internet) are all it takes to take someone down." He says the internet views him as an evil villain that could club a woman to death and get off with dazzling the courts.

The thing I find interesting is that Logan and HIs first wife both accused him of standing over her.

Dick says it's interesting that Logan cited Missouri Law and not her safety, he then asks what happened.

Lowtax explains the story with Logan. He says he has "Degenerative Disk Disorder"

Fucking hell we are only 13 minutes in

Lowtax says he has no feeling on the left side of his body. Casually mentions he has a $90k medical bill from the appointment where his disease was found. He says that Logan came out to take care of Lowtax, he says that Logan swore she stopped drinking. Lowtax says that he told Logan that he wouldn't be much fun because he would be contained to bed for the most part. The day before the post Logan started drinking in the upstairs of Lowtax's house. He says he knew Logan was drinking because she was slurring her words. Logan was trying to instigate a fight with Rich, but Rich decided to go to sleep. Lowtax woke up to someone punching him in the spine, he jumped out of bed, slipped and pushed her while falling into a childrens desk.

Dick says that a backhand isn't an unreasonable reaction to being punched in the back. The hosts are vile

Lowtax says that he doesn't know why Logan said anything about stairs and thought it was a joke in relation to "Do you have stairs in your house?"

Lowtax says he called the Police on Logan, Logan started screaming "He's raping me, he's raping me." The 911 Operator asked Lowtax to leave the room

Dick then brings up the 2nd allegation of domestic abuse and muddies the water saying that since Lowtax's wife was taken from the house so that means it must have been serious and tells him something about Lowtax's 2nd wife

Lowtax then starts talking about how both instances of abuse happened right around when he was having surgery.

Lowtax then says he tried to leave the room after being punched in his spine, nerve, muscle area. Lowtax then gives the protip of not going to the bathroom

Dick then says Oscar Pistorious also learned the same thing. Fuck these guys are VILE

Logan then plowed through the bathroom door like Jack Nicklason in the Shining. Logan was screaming "I'm being raped" Lowtax then says "It must have been a mobile rape because I was trying to get away from her!" Dick then excitedly asks if the 911 call is public.

Lowtax then talks about how he was recording Logan since she blacks out when she drinks. Sean then says he has experience with Psycho Women in his circles, Dick agrees "We all do!" The two hosts talk about how the cops cuffed and pepper sprayed a woman and they both wish they had seen it live

Lowtax says he wasn't cohabitiating with Logan, she was only there because Lowtax's parents couldn't help him due to weakened immune systems.

Lowtax finally got away from Logan. The hosts ask if Lowtax was raping her the whole time. Dick asks Lowtax if he was drinking, but he doesn't answer. Lowtax then says Kiwi Farms is to blame for a lot of this. Kiwi Farms told Logan that she was a victim and gave Logan help.

Dick says he hopes that Logan gets help. Lowtax hopes he gets help first because everyone turned on him. All it took was an allegation, but because two other women have done it.

Logan apparently posted on Kiwi Farm, they don't read the post totally but focus on a line that says "I was too forceful trying to rouse him." Logan says that she would never purposefully harm Lowtax because she is not a violent person (Dick then says: Anyone who says that is a violent person) Logan says she doesn't blame Lowtax for anything. They then also read her Facebook post where she recants everything. Sean then says "Oh she's walking it back because she's afraid of him!" in a very sarcastic way. Lowtax then says he doesn't know anything about the Kiwi Farms post because he doesn't go there. They are all sucking off Lowtax and are saying that Logan is the horrible human.

Fucking hell it's at the 28 minute mark

Apparently Lowtax sent them these text messages alleged to the show.

(Sorry I had to take a break to refresh my VPN because FILE TRANSFER SIZE EXCEEDED)
 
Honestly, Rich seems pretty screwed right now. The SA money is spiraling to nothing at an incredible rate. If he even had money at this point though, knowing the hedonist he is, he'd probably just blow it on more ambien, boxed wine, and trips to meet young impressionable wild zoomer girls. His mom probably can't help him for much longer at this point. Selling the forums wouldn't do much anymore either, and would leave him without his primary source of income, regardless of how weakened it is. Gonna be interesting to see what he tries to get out of this situation.
He should go the Tyler Malka route. Keep SA, make registration free, and try to make money off ads.
 
He should go the Tyler Malka route. Keep SA, make registration free, and try to make money off ads.
There's still the problem of the userbase though. The troon platoon are comedic poison, but they have a vice-like grip over the site and its moderation. He should honestly just go for a Night of the Long Knives style purge, but who knows if even his patreon bottoming out is gonna be enough motivation for him to finally pull the trigger like people here have been recommending for years.
 
There's still the problem of the userbase though. The troon platoon are comedic poison, but they have a vice-like grip over the site and its moderation. He should honestly just go for a Night of the Long Knives style purge, but who knows if even his patreon bottoming out is gonna be enough motivation for him to finally pull the trigger like people here have been recommending for years.

Hitler purged the SA to get rid of the worst of the sexual degenerates and communists. You couldn't do that on SA without literally getting rid of absolutely everyone.
 
Found this documentary:


Going to watch the whole thing but apparently LT got the idea for the name while working with Radium and Fragmaster(?) at Gamestop (2:28)
 
Wow, sounds like Logan was into some sick shit...
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But hey, it was totally one-sided, right?
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There's still the problem of the userbase though. The troon platoon are comedic poison, but they have a vice-like grip over the site and its moderation. He should honestly just go for a Night of the Long Knives style purge, but who knows if even his patreon bottoming out is gonna be enough motivation for him to finally pull the trigger like people here have been recommending for years.
He would have to get rid of the current mods and install a few he hand picks. It would be fun to see shitlords come back to argue with the troons if they can’t be banned. Of course this takes effort so good luck with lowtax.
 
Found this documentary:


Going to watch the whole thing but apparently LT got the idea for the name while working with Radium and Fragmaster(?) at Gamestop (2:28)

It was fairly amazing for 300 people to show up from an Internet thing at that time, but remember a few years later, DashCon was an absolute disaster with probably 1,000-1,500.
 
Easily the worst part about Lowtax's interview is just how fucking repetitive LowT is. Less than ten minutes into the thing, Dick has barely just finished introducing his audience to the guest and he's already used the whole "I've never been convicted" thing twice. His narcissistic ass also really likes to go on about how "Everyone seems to think I'm some genius crime mastermind who managed to overcome the law and get away with it every time".

Lol fuck no Rich. Nobody thinks you're a mastermind. We just see you as this bumbling idiot who can't stop himself from getting high off his ass and hitting any women dumb enough to stay with him, but keeps getting away with it because the US judicial system is so incompetent at dealing with domestic violence he could backhand his wife in front of a police officer and still not get a conviction.
 
Lowtax's chance to monetize the forum sailed years ago. He should just work on getting clean (lmao as if) and figuring out how to live sustainably off of his trust fund.
 
Found this documentary:


Going to watch the whole thing but apparently LT got the idea for the name while working with Radium and Fragmaster(?) at Gamestop (2:28)


I'm not saying he's fantastic here, but compare 2004 Lowtax to now. His speech, his tone/inflection. Complacency makes you gross, I guess.

(Edit: I'll probably watch most of this, I'm about 5 minutes in -- after Lowtax's "origin" speech. I find myself wondering if any of these people still post or if they've all been permabanned)
 
Man, this Lowtax interview is a mess. He sounds awful, like he had a date with the ambien walrus and boxed wine last night, and hasn't left the house in days.
 
So, watching that video of the Dick show - I got a question... Why does Lowtax think acting pathetic and constantly talking about his problems will win people over? If anything, he should just reverse course drastically and be like "Fuck trannies. I'm going to ban them all and then I'm changing my forum to be straight up alt-right with the front page being non-stop pictures of Trump gloriously naked doing squats nonstop with praise on his meaty powerful thrusts."

I mean, this nigga could straight up have a brain tumor and people still wouldn't sympathize with the medical/domestic shit due to the funds going to a GTR and Gold Belly binge.
 
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