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[remiem]

Wait, is Jazz internationally getting fat so they can't operate on him anymore?

Maybe? I'm not him so I can't say but a lot of people who have very controlling parents often end up turning to food as a comfort and gain a significant amount of weight. His mother has been controlling his life for the entirety of it so the food, and thus his weight, is something he can control and it's an added bonus that it probably pisses off his mother/hinders the ability for her to set him up for further surgeries in the only form of rebellion he can currently openly do.

 

[Neko GF]

Reddit troon admits that reading a Zinnia Jones (known lolcow and all-around degenerate) article convinced him that he's a troon:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/hdedys/soi_just_read_about_depersonalization_and_stuff/ (Archive)

Call me weird, but I don't think it's a good idea to advise on a life-changing decision from a degenerate with little to no credentials and has a reputation of being a mentally unstable lunatic.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I mean, without reading the article by that person, I can tell you that if I were Zinnia Jones I would be pretty depersonalized a lot too. I'm sure if I were able to fit a watermelon in my asshole I'd want to just die and not think about my body either.

 

[Actinidia]

Some shit is going down on Mallory Ortberg's Twitter, I think she's accusing her father brother of being a pedophile.

 

[OttoWest]

Some shit is going down on Mallory Ortberg's Twitter, I think she's accusing her father brother of being a pedophile.

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[Potatis Salad]

Some shit is going down on Mallory Ortberg's Twitter, I think she's accusing her father brother of being a pedophile.

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Yep, Mallory's brother Johnny Ortberg is a pedo. Apparently, he lost his laptop a couple years ago. It was obviously filled with some incriminating shit and he became afraid that it would be found and turned over to the cops. So he decided to confess to his parents that he was "sexually obsessed" with young boys. He later made the same confession to Mallory. Mallory realized that their parents were encouraging Pedo Johnny to "treat" his pedophilia by working with kids...including being alone, one on one, with kids.

Mallory, pre-troon-out, with Johnny, current pedo:


Mallory's dad is a well-known pastor at an evangelical megachurch. After Johnny confessed his pedophilia, Papa Ortberg allowed and encouraged Johnny to continue working with kids at the church. Upon realizing that Johnny was in contact with kids, Mallory wrote a letter to the church leaders exposing her brother [posted below]. Papa Ortberg took a leave of absence, and beyond that the church did nothing. So tonight Mallory blew the whole thing up on Twitter.

Mallory says in her letter to the church (bottom of the second image) that there was one kid the parents never allowed Pedo Johnny to be alone with. The name is redacted, but I'm guessing the one kid the parents protected was their only grandson (the son of Mallory's sister, Laura Ortberg Turner).

Another juicy part of Mallory's letter: Pedo Johnny went on a mission trip to Mexico in 2009 and formed "a close relationship" with an eight-year-old boy. Johnny has made yearly trips to Mexico to visit the kid ever since. Papa Ortberg claims that Johnny has never done anything (ie, acted on his pedophilia), but come the fuck on.

At the exact moment Mallory is dropping all this shit, her husband Joe Lavery is on Twitter screeching for attention for himself. He's been under a heating pad for FIVE DAYS because he has HIS PERIOD!

A fellow troon is also on his period. Chocolate! Ice cream for breakfast! Aaaack!

Maybe Lavery should try birth control pills to relieve his period symptoms?

The crown jewel of helpful period hints comes from this woman, who suggests Lavery should get an IUS...an intrauterine system. And stick it where, in his dickhole?

 

[OttoWest]

Geez do I have some great news for you Joe!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He's been under a heating pad for FIVE DAYS because he has HIS PERIOD!
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A fellow troon is also on his period. Chocolate! Ice cream for breakfast! Aaaack!
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Maybe Lavery should try birth control pills to relieve his period symptoms?
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The crown jewel of helpful period hints comes from this woman, who suggests Lavery should get an IUS...an intrauterine system. And stick it where, in his dickhole?
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The insanity of this man is over 9000 and the same goes for the people who like his tweet and reply. He could have stomach cancer but nope it's "Muh ghost ovaries!" He even aknowledges they aren't there but troon narcs gonna narc. A selfie with a sad face is proof that he is suffering soooo much.

 

[illhavetwo]

Yep, Mallory's brother Johnny Ortberg is a pedo. Apparently, he lost his laptop a couple years ago. It was obviously filled with some incriminating shit and he became afraid that it would be found and turned over to the cops. So he decided to confess to his parents that he was "sexually obsessed" with young boys. He later made the same confession to Mallory. Mallory realized that their parents were encouraging Pedo Johnny to "treat" his pedophilia by working with kids...including being alone, one on one, with kids.

Mallory, pre-troon-out, with Johnny, current pedo:
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Mallory's dad is a well-known pastor at an evangelical megachurch. After Johnny confessed his pedophilia, Papa Ortberg allowed and encouraged Johnny to continue working with kids at the church. Upon realizing that Johnny was in contact with kids, Mallory wrote a letter to the church leaders exposing her brother [posted below]. I believe Mallory's genuine intent was to protect the kids at the church. The church did nothing. So tonight Mallory blew the whole thing up on Twitter.

Mallory says in her letter to the church (bottom of the second image) that there was one kid the parents never allowed Pedo Johnny to be alone with. The name is redacted, but I'm guessing the one kid the parents protected was their only grandson (the son of Mallory's sister, Laura Ortberg Turner).
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Another juicy part of Mallory's letter: Pedo Johnny went on a mission trip to Mexico in 2009 and formed "a close relationship" with an eight-year-old boy. Johnny has made yearly trips to Mexico to visit the kid ever since. Papa Ortberg claims that Johnny has never done anything (ie, acted on his pedophilia), but come the fuck on.

At the exact moment Mallory is dropping all this shit, her husband Joe Lavery is on Twitter screeching for attention for himself. He's been under a heating pad for FIVE DAYS because he has HIS PERIOD!
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A fellow troon is also on his period. Chocolate! Ice cream for breakfast! Aaaack!
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Maybe Lavery should try birth control pills to relieve his period symptoms?
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The crown jewel of helpful period hints comes from this woman, who suggests Lavery should get an IUS...an intrauterine system. And stick it where, in his dickhole?
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That's a lot of mental illness and paraphilias for one little family. Imagine your son being a pedo and your daughter being a lesbian turned masochist hetero troon married to a narc autogynephile who calls her a faggot.

 

[remiem]

Yep, Mallory's brother Johnny Ortberg is a pedo. Apparently, he lost his laptop a couple years ago. It was obviously filled with some incriminating shit and he became afraid that it would be found and turned over to the cops. So he decided to confess to his parents that he was "sexually obsessed" with young boys. He later made the same confession to Mallory. Mallory realized that their parents were encouraging Pedo Johnny to "treat" his pedophilia by working with kids...including being alone, one on one, with kids.

Mallory, pre-troon-out, with Johnny, current pedo:
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Mallory's dad is a well-known pastor at an evangelical megachurch. After Johnny confessed his pedophilia, Papa Ortberg allowed and encouraged Johnny to continue working with kids at the church. Upon realizing that Johnny was in contact with kids, Mallory wrote a letter to the church leaders exposing her brother [posted below]. I believe Mallory's genuine intent was to protect the kids at the church. The church did nothing. So tonight Mallory blew the whole thing up on Twitter.

Mallory says in her letter to the church (bottom of the second image) that there was one kid the parents never allowed Pedo Johnny to be alone with. The name is redacted, but I'm guessing the one kid the parents protected was their only grandson (the son of Mallory's sister, Laura Ortberg Turner).
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Another juicy part of Mallory's letter: Pedo Johnny went on a mission trip to Mexico in 2009 and formed "a close relationship" with an eight-year-old boy. Johnny has made yearly trips to Mexico to visit the kid ever since. Papa Ortberg claims that Johnny has never done anything (ie, acted on his pedophilia), but come the fuck on.

At the exact moment Mallory is dropping all this shit, her husband Joe Lavery is on Twitter screeching for attention for himself. He's been under a heating pad for FIVE DAYS because he has HIS PERIOD!
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A fellow troon is also on his period. Chocolate! Ice cream for breakfast! Aaaack!
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Maybe Lavery should try birth control pills to relieve his period symptoms?
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The crown jewel of helpful period hints comes from this woman, who suggests Lavery should get an IUS...an intrauterine system. And stick it where, in his dickhole?
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Genuinely caring for the kids would be gathering the evidence and taking it to the proper authorities so the brother could go through the proper legal channels to be properly punished. She clearly still had familial connections at an older age by that picture but I guess her boyfriends girl-dick took precedence. There's no reason she couldn't get more than her hearsay in a letter. I too could pen an op-ed about about XYZ is a horrible pedophile and send it to someone else. Words are meaningless without evidence, especially when your putting these allegations out on twitter instead of following through with actual steps to stop the person.

Putting this out on twitter is just another troon narc seeking attention and asspats. She may not be as garbage as her brother, but she's still a piece of shit for twitter grandstanding instead of seeking out the proper channels. The 'court' of public opinion on twitter which is only a tiny tiny minority of America will do NOTHING about this person. Twitter is not law enforcement and it shouldn't be used as a catalyst over you actually contacting the police when you know there was a crime. She's over here acting like she's so stunning and brave for exposing him on an internet platform. You'd be stunning and brave if you actually went through the effort to get him arrested and jailed for his crimes.

I distinctly recall that this happened not long ago in this thread. Did her confession the first time not do anything? color me surprised. /sneed

 

[Potatis Salad]

I distinctly recall that this happened not long ago in this thread. Did her confession the first time not do anything? color me surprised. /sneed

Yeah, this situation has publicly unfolded over the course of many months thanks to Mallory and Lavery's attention-seeking behavior on social media. We've discussed it in this thread several times along the way.

The timeline:

1. November 2019: Pedo Johnny confesses his attraction to children to Mallory and Mallory alerts the church.
2. November 2019: Mallory and Lavery make a huge stink on Twitter, publicly saying in the most dramatic way possible: "We just cut contact with Mallory's whole family but we can't say why!!!!!" Mallory gets a tattoo that says "Disinherited" and they abruptly move to NYC to get away from Mallory's family (Joe Lavery must then "commute" back to California weekly to work.)
3. February 2020: Mallory reveals the cause of the estrangement was because her parents were covering for an anonymous pedo.
4. June 2020 (today): Mallory reveals that the pedo is her brother.

I actually agree with Mallory publicly exposing the dude. She doesn't have any evidence that he molested kids; he denies ever acting on his impulses. But he's a confessed pedo who has spent ten years seeking out opportunities to be alone with kids. The mere fact that he was afraid his lost laptop would be found by the cops is a pretty clear indication that he was in possession of child porn AT LEAST. He probably fucking did act on his impulses, and Mallory knows it. But the lost laptop was never found, no victims have come forward, and Mallory has no other evidence that Pedo Johnny has committed any crimes. She has nothing to go to the police with.

The people around Pedo Johnny were protecting and enabling him, knowingly encouraging him to continue working with kids. Mallory could not personally monitor the dude's comings and goings for the rest of his life, but it would be completely unacceptable to allow him more opportunities to get at kids. Exposing his name was the best way to prevent that and I think she did the right thing.

The utter narc troon bullshit of this situation is the fact that Mallory and Lavery have spent months publicly dropping hints and teasers and vaguebook posts before finally revealing today exactly what happened. They have absolutely no excuse for doing it this way; all it accomplished was to create a swirl of social media drama around themselves.

 

[Real Mutha For Ya]

Mother finds son’s Troon tablets. She doesn’t knows what they are and chimps out. Finds out what they are and she now has a brave and stunning daughter, who’s destined for a sterile lifetime on drugs.
Twitter’s rancid Troon colony see it as the most heartwarming thing they have ever experienced / Archive

 

[Lyre]

This poor TiF gets no love from mlm, I wonder why...oh wait...

...every goddamn time

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Mother finds son’s Troon tablets. She doesn’t knows what they are and chimps out. Finds out what they are and she now has a brave and stunning daughter, who’s destined for a sterile lifetime on drugs.
Twitter’s rancid Troon colony see it as the most heartwarming thing they have ever experienced / Archive
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yes, I'm sure that really happened.

 

[Real Mutha For Ya]

yes, I'm sure that really happened.

Agreed. It was the “heartwarming nature” of the tale that boiled my piss.

 

[Pope Fucker]

I'm allowed to be upset that guys who like guys don't show interest in me.

Parents should teach their children that if someone doesn't like them, they should take the L and move the fuck on.

 

[Lurk]

"Dolled up" He looks like when you push dents into the sides of a dolls' head, if that's what he means?

This tranpa has really been doing the rounds of all the trans subs with his lunacy

 

[goyangi]

This tranpa has really been doing the rounds of all the trans subs with his lunacy
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He legitimately looks like he's melting. It's a bit depressing to see him spamming this same pic on every possible related sub he can (translater, transtimelines, trans, lgbt, transpositive, mtfselfietrain, transadorable) only to get maybe a meagre 150ish upvotes. Not sure if it's even sadder to see people comment "Gorgeous!" or "Nice makeup!" lmao. In one post he says it took him several hours (!!) to do his makeup. Assuming the 59 is his birth year, he'd be 61 now. A 61 year old man presumably single or divorced spending hours trying to appease his fetish, getting barely asspatted by other troons, only to look like he got left in the sun too long...RIP.

 

[Sonya-chan]

This poor TiF gets no love from mlm, I wonder why...oh wait...
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...every goddamn time
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We warned them thousands of time: Don't dress like a woman if you don't want to be seen as such, keep being mad and drawing porn at your tumblr while your precious "mlm uwu" will continue to date and fuck each other away from your coochie.

 

[Neko GF]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/hi0z74/misgendering_cis_people_who_misgender_you/ (Archive)

The problem with that is that "misgendering" would have no effect on a cis person. Considering that there is literally no argument for them to be the opposite gender. A troon doing that would at best be an annoyance.