Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 193 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,663
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The insecurity from this post is palpable. Tess is as “queer” as women that make out with each other in attempts to attract other men.
Isn't this the photo where the original caption was 'DON'T WORRY GUYS, WE AREN'T DATING, JUST GOOD FRIENDS!'
I like how quickly the biggest virtue signallers went from black people to black trans women to black trans sex workers. Is there any way they could get more specifically oppressed? Is there a fund for black trans sex workers with disabilities maybe?
IKR? Black Lives Matter wasn't enough for them.
 
I like how quickly the biggest virtue signallers went from black people to black trans women to black trans sex workers. Is there any way they could get more specifically oppressed? Is there a fund for black trans sex workers with disabilities maybe?
Don't worry, I'm sure two-ton Tess will find them and attempt to latch onto their coattails as well.
 
Don't worry, I'm sure two-ton Tess will find them and attempt to latch onto their coattails as well.
She’ll suddenly have a bunch of new “best friends” that fit whatever marginalized group is propped up. She’ll then have stories of how she was directly affected by X problem that is facing the marginalized group of the day. It’s an old tactic of hers, but based on likes on her posts, it seems like quite a few speds still believe her antics are honest and not trite.
 
I like how quickly the biggest virtue signallers went from black people to black trans women to black trans sex workers. Is there any way they could get more specifically oppressed? Is there a fund for black trans sex workers with disabilities maybe?

Black trans disabled autistic Muslim undocumented sex workers.

At which point Tess will tell us she's 'neurodiverse' as well as 'queer' and will hopefully tag Louis Farrakhan as well as the usual fugly weirdo 'models' and epic high jinks will ensue.
 
Black trans disabled autistic Muslim undocumented sex workers.

At which point Tess will tell us she's 'neurodiverse' as well as 'queer' and will hopefully tag Louis Farrakhan as well as the usual fugly weirdo 'models' and epic high jinks will ensue.
If “neurodiverse” can refer to a cluster b narc she might finally claim an identity that actually fits
 
It seems she is a sex worker now, so eventually she’ll find a fat tattooed marginalized sex worker platform somehow.

I got curious about the tub. Weird, I know. I think it is a Kohler, Archer. They make large tubs for fats-72 inches across is the photo I found, although it’s not branded. Still, seems every company makes tubs for fats.

Nobody would put them in a rental as they are $1100 and a regular tub is $300 but I can see why a hotel would put them in for ease of accommodating all, especially since they buy in bulk and get a deal.
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She’ll suddenly have a bunch of new “best friends” that fit whatever marginalized group is propped up. She’ll then have stories of how she was directly affected by X problem that is facing the marginalized group of the day. It’s an old tactic of hers, but based on likes on her posts, it seems like quite a few speds still believe her antics are honest and not trite.
That’s one of the things that irks me most about these types. It doesn’t have to directly affect you for you to care about it and you don’t have to be BFFs with every group getting attention. But Tess can’t post anything without making it about herself, even her own kids birthdays.
 
It seems she is a sex worker now, so eventually she’ll find a fat tattooed marginalized sex worker platform somehow.

I got curious about the tub. Weird, I know. I think it is a Kohler, Archer. They make large tubs for fats-72 inches across is the photo I found, although it’s not branded. Still, seems every company makes tubs for fats.

Nobody would put them in a rental as they are $1100 and a regular tub is $300 but I can see why a hotel would put them in for ease of accommodating all, especially since they buy in bulk and get a deal.
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A SIX foot wide tub? Jesus.
 
Tess films a video where she stands awkwardly frozen in place with legs widely akimbo; arms frozen stiffly to her sides; toe pointed and leg straining in front of the other in an attempt to "hide" part of her fupas. Surely if she strains hard enough, she won't look like a walking refrigerator?

The video is about "self care".
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Tess films a video where she stands awkwardly frozen in place with legs widely akimbo; arms frozen stiffly to her sides; toe pointed and leg straining in front of the other in an attempt to "hide" part of her fupas. Surely if she strains hard enough, she won't look like a walking refrigerator?

The video is about "self care".
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Four easy things you can do RIGHT NAOW to help #selfcare #wegotthis

1. Wipe YOUR OWN ass after you take a shit!
2. Soak those skidmarks in your undies BEFORE throwing them in the washer!
3. Get a job!
4. Keep the job!
 
Tess films a video where she stands awkwardly frozen in place with legs widely akimbo; arms frozen stiffly to her sides; toe pointed and leg straining in front of the other in an attempt to "hide" part of her fupas. Surely if she strains hard enough, she won't look like a walking refrigerator?

The video is about "self care".
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is that a filter or is her mirror caked in shit
 
Black trans disabled autistic Muslim undocumented sex workers.

At which point Tess will tell us she's 'neurodiverse' as well as 'queer' and will hopefully tag Louis Farrakhan as well as the usual fugly weirdo 'models' and epic high jinks will ensue.


She'll say she has a Jamacian grandmother a la Joseph Gribble.
 
I wonder if Tess will become immobile this year or next? She can't hide her misshapen legs anymore and gravity is having its toll on her stomach.

Not even those tights can hide the fupa growing on her fupa. She's getting the knee-length, warty apron that you only see on diabetic deathfats shortly before they become totally immobile. She's one slip away.
The fupa refers to the crotch and since her stomach apron is hiding it, no clue how big it could be.
 
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