Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[redcent]

If he wanted to win big he could have tried playing the lotto. All the money he put into suing people and writing songs he might not have won most people don't or just win a little but he would have more likely succeeded than with what he's doing now

Then again maybe his mormon upbringing stopped him from that

He's being scammed in a way. Not by a Nigerian prince but by his own fantasies, his own belief in his musical/ legal know-how. I think at one point he even said he doesn't want to quit suing Taylor because he had invested all this time or something along those lines

I knew a gambler a while ago (this said while I admit I do a little myself) and while it was generally fun and games at some point you have to tell the other to stop, you're not going to win that money back, call it quits before you lose more and more.

Russel is a bit like that, not wanting to quit, thinking this time he will win big while he throws money away living in a tiny flat with a tiny mouldy sofa living off of muffins and sugary cereal (the hell is captain crunch??)

It would be sad if he wasn't such a miserable creepy troll.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"....and confidently, like a white knight, opened up the email..."

Uh, wut?

I know Droolie has extreme difficulty with idiom and cliche but this one I can't even hazard a guess at; anybody wanna take a stab? The hell does a White Knight have to do with confidence, or opening email?

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

If he wanted to win big he could have tried playing the lotto. All the money he put into suing people and writing songs he might not have won most people don't or just win a little but he would have more likely succeeded than with what he's doing now

Then again maybe his mormon upbringing stopped him from that

He's being scammed in a way. Not by a Nigerian prince but by his own fantasies, his own belief in his musical/ legal know-how. I think at one point he even said he doesn't want to quit suing Taylor because he had invested all this time or something along those lines

I knew a gambler a while ago (this said while I admit I do a little myself) and while it was generally fun and games at some point you have to tell the other to stop, you're not going to win that money back, call it quits before you lose more and more.

Russel is a bit like that, not wanting to quit, thinking this time he will win big while he throws money away living in a tiny flat with a tiny mouldy sofa living off of muffins and sugary cereal (the hell is captain crunch??)

It would be sad if he wasn't such a miserable creepy troll.

He definitely has a better chance of winning the lottery than he does of winning a lawsuit against Taylor or being famous for anything other than his insanity. And Captain Crunch is a pretty common cereal in the United States, not sure about other places. Russell, however, eats Colossal Crunch, which I'm pretty sure is a cheap knockoff brand of the main brand.

"....and confidently, like a white knight, opened up the email..."

Uh, wut?

I know Droolie has extreme difficulty with idiom and cliche but this one I can't even hazard a guess at; anybody wanna take a stab? The hell does a White Knight have to do with confidence, or opening email?

He wrote out his extensive dream sequence/fantasy about saving Taylor from a tower while fighting off her evil agents, and with that plus how he's constantly trying to "woo" women in the most generic sense, with flowers, a suit, and buying them dinner, he probably thinks he's practicing chivalry or something. Forgetting, of course, that in many instances chivalric knights had to remain chaste (meaning no brothels.)

 

[AnOminous]

He definitely has a better chance of winning the lottery than he does of winning a lawsuit against Taylor or being famous for anything other than his insanity. And Captain Crunch is a pretty common cereal in the United States, not sure about other places. Russell, however, eats Colossal Crunch, which I'm pretty sure is a cheap knockoff brand of the main brand.

It's one of the Malt-o-Meal knockoff brands they sell in giant bags.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He's being scammed in a way. Not by a Nigerian prince but by his own fantasies, his own belief in his musical/ legal know-how. I think at one point he even said he doesn't want to quit suing Taylor because he had invested all this time or something along those lines

I knew a gambler a while ago (this said while I admit I do a little myself) and while it was generally fun and games at some point you have to tell the other to stop, you're not going to win that money back, call it quits before you lose more and more.

Russel is a bit like that, not wanting to quit, thinking this time he will win big while he throws money away living in a tiny flat with a tiny mouldy sofa living off of muffins and sugary cereal (the hell is captain crunch??)

This post reminds me of two kinds of logical fallacies that partly explain Russell's motivations. The first is the Sunk Cost Fallacy: you keep performing the same action, despite the negative results, because you've already sunk so many resources into it. The second is the Gambler's Fallacy: you keep performing the same action because you believer the odds of the same negative results decrease with time, while the odds of a positive reaction increase with time. Together, these fallacies (partly) explain why Russ keeps making shitty music, filing lolsuits, and hitting on instathots/celebrities/local hotties.

As an aside, Captain Crunch is a sugary cereal has been marketed towards kids for decades now; Russ probably eats it because he grew up with it.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

It’s not the “public figures” with “millions of followers” that are ignoring your emails, Russ, it’s their social media and public relations teams.

 

[Meredith Swift]

It’s not the “public figures” with “millions of followers” that are ignoring your emails, Russ, it’s their social media and public relations teams.

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The fact that a man in his late 20s couldn't figure that one out on his own is...alarming. But then it's Russ so what did I really expect

 

[Bridgeburner]

"....and confidently, like a white knight, opened up the email..."

Uh, wut?

I know Droolie has extreme difficulty with idiom and cliche but this one I can't even hazard a guess at; anybody wanna take a stab? The hell does a White Knight have to do with confidence, or opening email?

It's because Taylor had a string of bad breakups (which prompted her to write songs about them) and Rusty would be the White Knight that saves her from the douchery of guys who bang pop stars.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The fact that a man in his late 20s couldn't figure that one out on his own is...alarming. But then it's Russ so what did I really expect

This is a man who sent one of his songs to a clothing company because he thought they might be able to get it to Katy Perry. He doesn't understand that rich/famous people have legions of minions to handle their day to day affairs and they rarely see anything the public sends them. He thinks Taylor was briefed about him and knows all about him when he's so low level he'll never attract her notice.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I can't even hazard a guess at; anybody wanna take a stab? The hell does a White Knight have to do with confidence, or opening email?

Perhaps he imagines himself receiving a wax-stamped letter from Queen Taylor, summoning him to court in exchange for his exceptional act of chivalry.
Instead he's an uninvited court jester who got pommel-struck in the forehead by the royal guard.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Perhaps he imagines himself receiving a wax-stamped letter from Queen Taylor, summoning him to court in exchange for his exceptional act of chivalry.
Instead he's an uninvited court jester who got pommel-struck in the forehead by the royal guard.

Doesn’t even deserve the sharp end of the sword.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Rusty should try to woo Meaghan Markle. She’s thirsty.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Rusty should try to woo Meaghan Markle. She’s thirsty.

Please don't give him more ideas.

 

[CWCissey]

Please don't give him more ideas.

Nah, Princess Sparkles deserves it.

 

[Constellationzero]

It's one of the Malt-o-Meal knockoff brands they sell in giant bags.

At the grocery stores in my area, all the Malt-O-Meal (huge plastic bags) of cereal are all bottom shelf and occupy the section that has the other generic store brand cereals.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

If he wanted to win big he could have tried playing the lotto. All the money he put into suing people and writing songs he might not have won most people don't or just win a little but he would have more likely succeeded than with what he's doing now

Utah is one of five states that do not have a lottery.

 

[JustSomeDong]

At the grocery stores in my area, all the Malt-O-Meal (huge plastic bags) of cereal are all bottom shelf and occupy the section that has the other generic store brand cereals.

Not gonna defend ole greaseball, but I had to get some of that during the height of the pandemic shitshow when they were out of my usual cereals, and the corn flakes and raisin bran weren't bad. But its probably pretty hard to fuck up those...

 

[Pomniman]

If he wanted to win big he could have tried playing the lotto. All the money he put into suing people and writing songs he might not have won most people don't or just win a little but he would have more likely succeeded than with what he's doing now

Elliot Rodger took up gambling in an attempt to strike it rich at one point too. Look at how well that worked out.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Not gonna defend ole greaseball, but I had to get some of that during the height of the pandemic shitshow when they were out of my usual cereals, and the corn flakes and raisin bran weren't bad. But its probably pretty hard to fuck up those...

It's not that he's eating a generic knock-off Cap'n Crunch instead of the name-brand version; it's that he's basically eating sugar and it's apparently a typical breakfast for him.

 

[Banworld]

Elliot Rodger took up gambling in an attempt to strike it rich at one point too. Look at how well that worked out.

Minor Elliott Rodger sperg but Elliott didn't gamble, his poison was lottery tickets. He specifically liked lottery tickets because they played into his fantasy of being the 'chosen one' and that the universe which had always been cruel to him, would reward him in one fell swoop.

Russell and Elliott are fairly similar, though Elliott was smarter and more sensitive, but I'll stress that those qualities are morally neutral and that Elliott was a bitch who deserved all the shit he got and then some.

I think that one day, Russell will go full Elliott and we'll be featured in a documentary about him.