Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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I can't get into the art, but I dislike tumblr "Comfy" style anything. Because you know behind that image is probably one of the most toxic, batshit insane girls who has a hair trigger about everything. You know, the ones who censor H*zb*n H*t*l because Vivziepop is worse than Hitler yet they sit online all day talking about how they just want positivity and to be a feminist witch smashing the patriarchy surrounded by succulents and her period magic. It's always period magic.

Also, they invade actual spaces where you want to talk about usage of herbs in medicinal salves. Like no, Bethany Ravendancer, your 'magical' potion that is bath salts, lavender, water you stuck outside at night, and a hunk of rock that you've probably stuffed up yourself will not do anything but stink. But sure, bathe in it.
 
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Whitepumpkin got me thinking; that is the worst aspect of witchblr. It's bled into the folk, herbalist, rockhound, and even found art and illustration corners.

I actually stopped checking aesthetic tags for inspiration after awhile due to the "moon water, period blood and put a pentacle/pentagram/Celtic knot on it" craze. Like you do you, but go be cringe elsewhere and let me have my moss terrariums + bones in peace.
 
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I'm siding with the witcher on this one. On the subject of Tumblr "comfy" style anything, there is one more thing I'd like to add:

That goddamn hugbox mentality is singlehandedly the reason why almost any creative sphere on the internet is absolutely, mind-bogglingly awful. Why should anyone even bother putting in the slightest modicum of effort into whatever project they're working on when the end product will still be praised by your peers just for attempting something in the first place?

To be absolutely fair, it is indeed difficult to create something and actually share it with other people. However, you shouldn't be a fucking degenerate and let yourself become comfortable with mediocrity because you still get praised for it. It's one thing to evolve as an artist where you start off sloppy and get better over time. It's another entirely where you just decide to put in the bare minimum necessary just to get people to say nice things about it. It's true that you shouldn't be too hard on yourself during the creative process, but this is of course implying that you have the discipline to actually evolve as a creator.

As for how this ties in with these "witches," I just say this: if you really want to get into the occult, Wicca, or any other pagan supernatural practice of the time, by all means, go for it. Still, if your idea for "spells" and "potions" amount to inoffensive platitudes and combinations of random minerals and liquids, please do us all a favour and lobotomise yourself. Read up on some actual texts or historical articles on the subject. If you're really gonna try your hand at brewing potions, substitutions are unacceptable unless the text you're reading accounts for this. If you're actually gonna summon Satan, make damn sure that you have the perfect fucking offering.

As the wise Hank Hill once said: "Whatever you do, you should do it right. Even if it's something wrong."
 
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Sounds like #4 got exactly what they wanted, though. It got the guy to be direct with her, she just didn't like the result and got butthurt about it.
 
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WinchesterPremium said:
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Sounds like #4 got exactly what they wanted, though. It got the guy to be direct with her, she just didn't like the result and got butthurt about it.
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She sounds really creepy tbh. How would you feel if someone was casting spells so they can get in your pants? He dodged a bullet.
 
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All of those images constantly makes me question why mental institutions have gone out of favor. We clearly need to bring them back, especially for Orc Thot.

Also Frankincense is expensive as fuck and generally used for arthritis, but I guess larping Weeaboo spells is more important. Again, don't these bitches usually yell 'Smash Capitalism' and shit? Yet you always have to spend a ton of money for their made up spells? Actually let me see.

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I'm sure you can find these cheaper, but the fact my first search brought this up makes me chuckle a bit. I guess if you can afford this for $50 to do Weeb spells, you can afford all the other useless shit tumblr witches want you to have like quartz and a hivemind personality.
 
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All of those images constantly makes me question why mental institutions have gone out of favor. We clearly need to bring them back, especially for Orc Thot.

Also Frankincense is expensive as fuck and generally used for arthritis, but I guess larping Weeaboo spells is more important. Again, don't these bitches usually yell 'Smash Capitalism' and shit? Yet you always have to spend a ton of money for their made up spells? Actually let me see.

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They gave that shit to baby Jesus, you can't just give that away.
 
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So I looked into this guy a bit more.
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Looks like Funko Pops and a LEGO millenium falcon. Dunno what the blue flag with the monkey is or the map on the wall.
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"Deflector shield spell" "Palpatine's disception" :story: The absolute STATE of American spirituality.
Maybe "Jar jar's simplicity" has worked a bit too well.
He (Michael/Basil/thebasildruid) is an American living in Ohio, father of two and member of OBOD. He's also a writer and a poet. (archive) He also has a wordpress site.
It's called "The god in me" How pretentious can you be.
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"Deflector shield spell" "Palpatine's disception" :story: The absolute STATE of American spirituality.
Maybe "Jar jar's simplicity" has worked a bit too well.
He (Michael/Basil/thebasildruid) is an American living in Ohio, father of two and member of OBOD. He's also a writer and a poet. (archive) He also has a wordpress site.
It's called "The god in me" How pretentious can you be.
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Guys like this tick me off. They used to make me uncomfortable, but now I'm a mean old lady and I just want to bully them.
 
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Guys like this tick me off. They used to make me uncomfortable, but now I'm a mean old lady and I just want to bully them.
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He deserves to be bullied for being an adult male who unironically believes that you can make a spell out of a children's TV show. Chris's own shamanism is more believable than this lunacy.
 
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So I looked into this guy a bit more.
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Looks like Funko Pops and a LEGO millenium falcon. Dunno what the blue flag with the monkey is or the map on the wall.
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"Deflector shield spell" "Palpatine's disception" :story: The absolute STATE of American spirituality.
Maybe "Jar jar's simplicity" has worked a bit too well.
He (Michael/Basil/thebasildruid) is an American living in Ohio, father of two and member of OBOD. He's also a writer and a poet. (archive) He also has a wordpress site.
It's called "The god in me" How pretentious can you be.
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Even before I clicked on the spoiler, I knew this guy was going to be:

* Fat;
* Sloppy-bearded;
* Bespectacled;
* Wearing a t-shirt; and
* Sporting a dopey facial expression

It's almost as if the Comic Book Store Guy from The Simpsons impregnated a million dumpy Boomer chicks on the astral plane about 30 years ago, and we're all now dealing with his nightmare spawn.
 
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DJ Grelle said:
So I looked into this guy a bit more.
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Looks like Funko Pops and a LEGO millenium falcon. Dunno what the blue flag with the monkey is or the map on the wall.
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"Deflector shield spell" "Palpatine's disception" :story: The absolute STATE of American spirituality.
Maybe "Jar jar's simplicity" has worked a bit too well.
He (Michael/Basil/thebasildruid) is an American living in Ohio, father of two and member of OBOD. He's also a writer and a poet. (archive) He also has a wordpress site.
It's called "The god in me" How pretentious can you be.
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I doubt this guy has actually longed to run for quite a while now
 
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