Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

GuYs, i'M bEdRiDdEn...

Almost. Except a rational person is going to instead wonder if Richard were 'bedridden' a week or so ago, if he's in so much pain right now as we speak that he "can't sit up", that there's some major inconsistency with the narrative considering that he DID have the energy and mobility to hit Logan, that he essentially admitted to it as being some kind of accident because she was rattling him out of his sleep,

and,

most curiously,

where was all that alleged, near-paralysis quality pain when he was doing his shitty broadcast on Friday? He was sitting down and getting up out of his chair with no visible signs of pain or impairment, bobbling around his house to get supermarket wedding cookies, no problems or pain with picking things up off the ground while sitting in his chair when he dropped them on the ground.

edit: lol dare I forget also, all the stupid 'balancing a shoe on my head' shit prior to the stream curiously cutting short around the time he was awkwardly responding to questions about lawyer-mom.

He's fucking lying about the pain, made obvious with how the pain he describes doesn't track at all with his behavior on live stream, last Friday.

Die in a hole of your own digging, Lowtax. Don't fucking talk to us about what a 'rational person' is supposed to think about your situation.

 

[nohull]

Came across more old Lowtax photos. Here are some classic ones.
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The last thing Logan Day will see after being grifted in her Minecraft server

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"guys...my back hurts so bad... oghhhuhhhh.... I'm
.. im going to need three boxes of goldbelly cookies to get past this pain."

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Hawaiian shirt and guns, I fucking knew it

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Oh yeah, and there's this.

 

[haunted vagina]

"Chronic back pain" that can't be fixed with one surgery is, 100% of the time, opiate addiction.

 

[metroid_fetish]

"guys...my back hurts so bad... oghhhuhhhh.... I'm
.. im going to need three boxes of goldbelly cookies to get past this pain."

By the end of all of this he'll be lucky to afford PyriteTummy.

 

[White Devil]

"Chronic back pain" that can't be fixed with one surgery is, 100% of the time, opiate addiction.

To be fair, he could have been hopped up out of his mind on oxies on the stream.

 

[Null]

I cannot contain my contempt for people in chronic pain. Florida is pill capital of the world, and I am so sick of hearing pill heads talk about their fucking aches and pains. I'm not a doctor, but just from my experience with these people, I think taking pain killers reduces your overall pain threshold until it's so low just being alive and sober is physically agonizing. There's a certain point where someone, like Boogie, is just so pitiful you can't pity them anymore. It wraps around to being offensive. You start thinking like a veterinarian, that the merciful thing is to put her down.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

To be fair, he could have been hopped up out of his mind on oxies on the stream.

Its bullshit. It's always been bullshit. If this nigga has enough energy to try and fuck his blonde thot sidepiece, he ain't crippled.

Why cant Rich just be a man and admit shit. Just be like "Yeah, I used all the money to live an extravagant lifestyle and I dont care about the forums. Yes, I pushed Logan but it's not like I beat her senseless."

I'm so sick of this faggot victim shit every single loser does on social media. It's so tiresome to see the song and dance every everytime a internet celebrity of some note getting dogpiled.

 

[forums poster wow]

Surely if you really believe there's a bunch of Nazis organising, you should read what they're saying so you can better learn about their tactics and how they appeal to people, and then oppose them.

Asking D&D this question got me one of my perma's
"Hey why not talk to people on the right figure out what their legitimate grievances are? Maybe you could learn how to counter their ebil hate better."

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

GuYs, i'M bEdRiDdEn...

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Almost. Except a rational person is going to instead wonder if Richard were 'bedridden' a week or so ago, if he's in so much pain right now as we speak that he "can't sit up", that there's some major inconsistency with the narrative considering that he DID have the energy and mobility to hit Logan, that he essentially admitted to it as being some kind of accident because she was rattling him out of his sleep,

and,

most curiously,

where was all that alleged, near-paralysis quality pain when he was doing his shitty broadcast on Friday? He was sitting down and getting up out of his chair with no visible signs of pain or impairment, bobbling around his house to get supermarket wedding cookies, no problems or pain with picking things up off the ground while sitting in his chair when he dropped them on the ground.

edit: lol dare I forget also, all the stupid 'balancing a shoe on my head' shit prior to the stream curiously cutting short around the time he was awkwardly responding to questions about lawyer-mom.

He's fucking lying about the pain, made obvious with how the pain he describes doesn't track at all with his behavior on live stream, last Friday.

Die in a hole of your own digging, Lowtax. Don't fucking talk to us about what a 'rational person' is supposed to think about your situation.

Zee epidural did nothing!! I must have more pills, more pills I say Doctor, fuck your dumb epidurals and physical therapy, pillllllssss!!!

Doctor is going to make him earn those pills by insisting he get yet another pointless surgery.

Lowtax was a perfect example of pillhead who claims back pain when it’s convenient. He wasn’t “manic” during his cookie meltdown stream just high. Pill heads are always chatty motherfuckers after they get high, as bad as coke heads tbh.

 

[Back me up!]

Ha ha the "Chronic pain" is gonna be how he drags out selling the forums forever until people just forget.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Asking D&D this question got me one of my perma's
"Hey why not talk to people on the right figure out what their legitimate grievances are? Maybe you could learn how to counter their ebil hate better."

don't go around SA today, people been waking up with their throats cut, people been saying it was kiwis

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Richards spine excuse is basically the same as OJ Simpson's arthritis excuse

 

[AnOminous]

He was sitting down and getting up out of his chair with no visible signs of pain or impairment, bobbling around his house to get supermarket wedding cookies, no problems or pain with picking things up off the ground while sitting in his chair when he dropped them on the ground.

Those were Goldbelly cookies. He buys them just to drop them on the floor apparently.

Die in a hole of your own digging, Lowtax. Don't fucking talk to us about what a 'rational person' is supposed to think about your situation.

A rational person noticed that the self-serving shit he's claiming and what he is obviously doing on video are completely inconsistent, and that he obviously did hit Bogan, so Richard, the liar, is acting consistently with his character trait of being a liar, and is lying again.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

holds back laughter

 

[Hesa]

holds back laughter

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Isn't May 11th Loltaxs date of birth?

 

[sperginity]

I cannot contain my contempt for people in chronic pain. Florida is pill capital of the world, and I am so sick of hearing pill heads talk about their fucking aches and pains. I'm not a doctor, but just from my experience with these people, I think taking pain killers reduces your overall pain threshold until it's so low just being alive and sober is physically agonizing. There's a certain point where someone, like Boogie, is just so pitiful you can't pity them anymore. It wraps around to being offensive. You start thinking like a veterinarian, that the merciful thing is to put her down.

Most people with serious chronic pain do contemplate suicide at some point. Elderly people are the majority of suicides reason, they have more chronic pain conditions than any other demographic. they get sick of either being in pain or fucked up on drugs. Although euphoria is part of being high on opiates, most people don't like to take them for long because they don't feel like themselves. You aren't supposed to drive or make important decisions when you're on them, so that isn't a way to go through life unless you're an addict and only care about euphoria. Most people that aren't drug addicts will use the pain scale to describe the level of pain associated with an activity, addicts trying to score higher doses at the pain clinic really ham it up like lowtax or boogie. It is gross.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I cannot contain my contempt for people in chronic pain. Florida is pill capital of the world, and I am so sick of hearing pill heads talk about their fucking aches and pains. I'm not a doctor, but just from my experience with these people, I think taking pain killers reduces your overall pain threshold until it's so low just being alive and sober is physically agonizing. There's a certain point where someone, like Boogie, is just so pitiful you can't pity them anymore. It wraps around to being offensive. You start thinking like a veterinarian, that the merciful thing is to put her down.

Its being sober that hurts and if they don’t constantly harp on about ”muh back” you might notice they are just an addict. (You are also right that chronic opiate abuse lowers the pain threshold because they are accustomed to floating on a pain free cloud 24/7)

If other people don’t believe they are in pain (and need pills) then they might be expected to do shit like not be high all day, stop taking pills, get a job, not be a piece of shit dirtbag.

Lowtax gets to lay around all day, high as fuck, eating cookies (btw sugar cravings go hand in hand with opiate use) as long as he holds to the back pain myth. Hell, he convinced Logan that if she came to Missouri she had care for him (ie clean his house). Great excuse to ensure your wives and girlfriends have to take care of the kids clean the entire house and feed you because your back pain makes you fat baby that‘s high as fuck and wants to be catered too 24/7.

No way Lowtax is going to give up that sweet grift.

I do wonder if Logan ever saw his pill stash. Given the type of girl she is Lowtax probably kept his pills hidden and didn’t mention any of the good stuff he’s Rx’ed because then he might have to share it with her.