I remember when I was 16 I joined a music forum because I thought it was cool.
Otherkins/pansexual/herpderpers must have felt the same thing about Springs tumblr. In fact most of the people on tumblr seems to be around the 15-23 age group.
They are just bored white kids on the web, doing something between jerking off and school.
Okay, so Masterpost time. Let's start with a rundown of Springaling. Titles of sections about Spring are in bold and underline whereas the tl'drs for each section are just underlined. Most images will be spoilered to cut down on size but I wanted to get everything basic into one post. This is just a rundown of facets of Spring and it certainly doesn't cover absolutely everything, this is general info so you know what's up with her. From identities to personality to living conditions, since these are the questions people who join late are likely to ask about.
About Spring
Spring is an otherkin, fictionkin, (former) factkin and also self-diagnoses herself with every mental disorder under the sun and goes by different pronouns. As of writing Spring uses it/its but you'll see most of us in the page use 'she' because that's their sex and when you switch pronouns every other week you can't keep up. Spring lives with her mother and works packing meat nearby for average pay. Her mother takes 100 dollars out of her check every week to pay for necessities, apparently their household is low income but there's nothing to prove/disprove it.
Here is Spring's about page and before you follow page on her first URL, Springtrapp:
I don't know how anyone could possibly comply with all these for every blog they follow. I thought this was meant to be relaxed fun?
And here is a picture of the lolcow, in the flesh:
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/untitled-png.19235/
If you're a masochist you can see more here and here.
tl;dr for this section: Not applicable, you're gonna need to read this one.
Spring and Her Kin
Springtrap first had a thread made here almost 2 months ago now and the amount of craziness is astounding. For those that don't know, fiction kin is where you claim to ~*~literally be~*~ a character from a piece of fiction, whether it be games, books, hentai flash games, it doesn't matter. Factkin is the more interesting/fucked-up one because you claim that you are literally a real person.
Spring has a flair for the edgy, so her kin were more often than not antagonists / edgy characters from shows. Her kins change depending on the flavour of the month, from Five Frights at Denny's to Hotline Miami to Saw, if it's popular, Spring likely is kin to it. Here you can find her otherkin page and her fictionkin page. All of these are initial and Springtrap changes kin like we change clothes so you can pretty much guarrantee that she's added some and taken some way since you read last.
It's hard to keep things consistent when you're not only Markiplier but also a demented animatronic in a suit, so asking Spring how these things work often results in getting two directly contrary results:
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https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1-png.19245/
this was debunked by Bisharp:
Would a mentally ill person even be aware of things like that? I'm pretty sure if someone was so delusional they believed they were fictional characters and celebrities, the last thing they would say is "Oh it's ok though it's just my mental illness I know it's not true lol".
By recognising she isn't something after claiming the fixed belief she is, she's definitely not delusional.
Spring explains how her kin works here:
So pretending to be a murderer is how she deals with her violent impulses. I remember the days where you just signed up to a martial arts class for this shit.
Here I asked how she has control when she literally is a character.
I personally thought headmates were entirely seperate beings. And a lot of people wouldn't call this 'in a shift with Freddy' as much as it is 'being in a violent mood'.
tl;dr for this section: Spring is kin of most everything she likes. Especially if it's edgy, she claims to literally be characters due to her delusions but can recognise she's not them and thus invalidate being deluded into thinking she's them.
Spring and Race
If you scarred yourself with the IRL pic of Spring earlier, then you know she's white as hell. But like all who need attention on the internet she's just got to be special. Here she claims she's native/japanese. She's since stopped posting this so much. Maybe trying to cut down on the lies or something, keep things straight.
Spring and Sex
Spring's Sexuality is a rather grey area, Spring claims to be attracted to boys and non-binary people upon having a strong emotional attatchment, which is known as "demisexuality", something made up for a fanfic (no joke) and what normal people would call just another thing someone looks for before having sex. But when asked about it, this is what Spring had to say:
'Considering changing my sexuality'. Presented without comment.
Spring is into all sorts. The edginess even reaches there, you can find her porn blog here. Which should give you an idea. Below you can see when she was being particularly edgy and asking for people to describe her mutilation for her sexual gratification. Naturally the Springtrap suits from FNAF made it in somehow:
The hickeys post above is what lead to the discovery of her boyfriend, discussed below.
tl;dr for this section: Spring is into gore/water sports. Though the consensus seems to be shit enjoys rough sex but is just being edgy with the hardcore gore.
Springtrap and Jeremy
After posting about their encounter, in the hickies post above, Jeremy was soon discovered.
People flipped out because Spring is 19 and Jeremy is 16. Whilst this is legal in Florida it's squiffy by regular standards and haram by tumblr standards. Spring quickly jumped on the defensive by telling everyone she was a victim of pedophilia and so wouldn't wish it on anyone:
Jeremy also was adverse to being called a 'child' as it skeeved them out. No reason why, it seems.
At time of writing, I believe they're still dating.
tl;dr: Spring is dating Jeremy, another non-binary person who's younger than Spring. This raised questions, but they seem to just hang out and have gross kinky sex.
I hit image limit, so that's part one over for now, this is a WIP so it's all subject to change.
Now, you might be thinking; "Even if they say all this, how can they have followers / white knights in high enough numbers to keep this going?". Well, this is where the abuse card comes into play. Whilst Spring may have actually been a victim of abuse, she's describes herself as a pathological liar, yet claims "She would never lie about a big event." as seen here:
but when that became too much (and rightly so), this came out. You can't make this shit up.
For someone who throws 'kill youself' around like nobodies business, I'm not sure how anyone could empathise with them trying to garner sympathy by using it. Let alone the fact it was an alter, a piece of fiction.
Even if she can't relate it to her abuse, Spring's next port of call is to post angsty things on her blog and wait for the love to roll in. If you remember her main 'about' page earlier, you'll remember she said she acts out for attention because of her illnesses. If she says she'll kill herself, you better make her feel loved. Spring has created a perfect environment to mollycoddle herself into never facing up to anything.
Despite claiming a whole host of illnesses, Spring never visits a doctor. The main touted reasons are 'She has no money', 'it's too far' and 'Doctors are ableist'. The obvious reason being that she doesn't want to get called out on it by a professional. Still, I can understand the cost, but distance and "They'll say I'm not what I diagnosed myself, those ableist bastards! I know more than a trained professional!" is just ridiculous. As seen here on Spring's old URL kawaiibatter.
Not sure about the American healthcare system, so if anyone can tell me if there's something she could have for free I'd be interested to know.
If put into a corner by someone asking about free mental evaluations that are offered and the fact that she was on Medicaidbut didn't use it she turns to this:
You're right, there are so many cases of people with mental illnesses that don't hinder them. I thought they called it mental illness for a reason, but obviously not.
Apparently telling someone to kill themselves for unfollowing you and using mental illness as a reason for that is not abuse.
When Spring isn't threatening others, she threatens her own life to make you feel bad!
That doesn't sound nefarious in the least.
tl;dr for this section: Spring claims disorders up the ass and often uses them as excuses for bad behaviour. When asked why she doesn't get them treated she claims Doctors are ableist/can be wrong, promotes self-diagnoses and sometimes refuses to go because it's an hour's walk. Spring also claims to be a victim of abuse, but this is up in the air as she lies about so much. Any one of these scapegoats can be called up at any time so she can tell you to top yourself and to her, that's perfectly okay.
Part 2 done for now, this will likely get edited as well.
This section is for minor shit, things that didn't warrant sections of their own merit but still felt as thought they could make the masterpost. No tl;drs here, this is superfluous info for those who have found themselves entraced in this cows banality. I probably will just put random posts and leave out the commentary.
Spring loves characters who are in control regardless of the scenario and I felt like this deserved its own section. Spring repeatedly claims to be 'divine' or a diety to the point where she asks people to go to a 'shrine' and send things about revenge. But more often than not it's an excuse for things like this.
Essentially I think Spring lacks control in her life and instead of being accepting and going about it in realistic ways, she resigns herself to pretending she has power. Ironically, the longer she stays like this, the more control of her life slips away from her.
Spring has a strange problem with recognising that she is essentially an adult. A 19 year-old, about to enter their 20's should probably be above pretending to be characters from kids shows. Often, Spring will take the high ground by insulting members of this site as "20 year old adults with nothing better to do than harass a suicidal teen".
Like most lolcows, Spring has a Hygeine problem. https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/teeth-png.19649/
Spring has had multiple URL's over the course of her Tunblr career, some have remained. Earlier I linked the blog where she used to be factkin of two seriel killers which is still up, you can find her porn blog here. She also went by kawaiibatter, found here.
An interesting sample is this tag from someone who used to be associated with Spring when she went by Karkat. This is a lot so really dig in if you're interested in knowing more.
That's all for now, though I intend to add a lot more. I assume it'll take 5 posts in all to cover everything due to the image limit so I'll post these two halves now and make 2 posts as placeholders that I'll edit later and fill up so everything is in order and organised for reading. If that turns out to be a problem then I'll delete the placeholders and work something else out. I hope to hear from you guys about what should make the cut into the posts.
I remember that one: I said that to see if she'd use what I said to crawl out of the giant hole that her story had on that whole medicaid bit. Not surprisingly, she used the info in my ask to half-ass an explanation on why she couldn't get medicaid now. It amused me pretty good back then.
I don't know about you, but for some reason "I'm gonna fucking" made me laugh really hard at him. It's like his language processor gave out for a while.
You'll have to be more specific than that. You've covered a lot of reasons why you think my partner is "cray-cray" so it's not like I can just explain everything at once.
You'll have to be more specific than that. You've covered a lot of reasons why you think my partner is "cray-cray" so it's not like I can just explain everything at once.
Well I'm not entirely "self" diagnosed. I tried to join the Navy back in 2014, but got separated two weeks into boot camp for mental health reasons. they never got the chance to fully diagnose me because I was in SEPS for such a short period of time, but I did remember BPD being brought up, so I googled it and found that I fit almost all the criteria. I just don't have any actual medical documents saying I have it. Hell, my mom even agrees with me and is trying to get me a psychiatric appointment, but it's hard when my dad does "believe" in mental illness, despite being bipolar himself.
As for Lawrence, I know he has a lot of the same issues I have with getting medical documents that say I have it. Parents, money, lack of transportation, and a lot of other things can prevent someone from getting a professional diagnosis, but I'd imagine he did the same thing I did basically, just rather than hearing it from some shit doctors at a shit place, he heard of it from friends or something.
tl;dr: We heard about it in our own ways, looked up the symptoms online (the DSM-5 is readily available in PDF form so it's not that hard), and saw that it matched us, but because of multiple difficult situations can't get a doctor to say "yes you have this".
You're welcome!! It is a cute little image honestly.
Well the first time I ever heard of him or whatever was in a fictionkin tag long ago, I mean, before I even went to boot camp I think, but I was too shy to even follow him because I looked up to him so much.
We didn't start talking until we both joined a fictionkin network together, for people kin with characters from the Mystery Skulls Animated video. I didn't even realize who he was until long after we started dating, but i really did like him from the get go. He was fun to talk to you know? And he shared some of my interests that others in the group didn't. So I guess my first impressions were, "holy heck this person is cool and I don't even deserve to have their presence on my dashboard goodbye" and then, "wow another Lewis! They're really nice and like things that I like! Cool!!"
