Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Dick is calling the allegations false on twitter. VINDICATION!
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Twinkie said:
You can't really taste alcohol after like five sips anyway, you're kind of used to it. And besides if --IF-- she is an alcoholic (she said she was going to AA and Lowtax whined on social media about her drinking) it doesn't matter what it tastes like. People drink bum wine. They drink mouthwash. So it doesn't matter that it's a manly beer

Logan had no car and no money or very little money so the idea that she was hiding this drinking from lowtax especially this expensive artisan beer or whatever it's called (shut up beer nerds) is ridiculous. How did Lowtax not know about this? He fucking knew, but he's posting this picture like it was some shocking discovery. I doubt she hid her drinking from him. I don't think she had to. Pic is fake and gay imo
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He has been on livestream DRINKING WITH HER. He STILL DRINKS. He kept booze in the house while living with an alcoholic. He's either supremely retarded or a callous sack of shit.
He claims to be all but bedridden. Yet for months now has been on livestreams where he gets up and moves around. Hell, he did one just a couple days ago where he put a shoe on his head. His defence that he couldn't beat someone are ridulously shoddy.

Who knows, maybe his story (and it is HIS story, that he pushed on a BPD boozehound with no memory of the event other than being on the floor with Lowtax standing over her) is true. But I doubt it, and even if it is true he's still a whiny disingenuous cunt.
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As Twinkie said, when you an alkie, any port in a storm.
I'll believe Logan, bored and not getting sufficient attention from daddy Richard got into this supply of boomerbeer.
I think that's immaterial. Because setting asside the whole "cheating on the mother of your child" thing, Lowtax brought someone he KNEW had substance abuse problems and didn't purge his house of alcohol. Even if they promise they are cured you don't get to bring someone with problems to nowhere, Missouri where YOUR ass is so fucking bored you escape into a pillbottle, leave them with a cabinet full of their drug of choice, and then be all "YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON".
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
Next he should do RC’s mom.

I'm gonna beat my wife
I'm gonna beat my wife now
Gonna smack her with a lead pipe
Gonna smack her with a 2x4
Run her over with a Brink's truck
Chase her down with a lawn mower
Gonna beat my wife
Look out!
Wife beatin'
Mistreatin'
Wife slappin'
It happens
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I posted a link to RC's Mom in here last week, saying it ought to be Richard's theme music from now on.

Nobody liked it *shrug*
 
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"The erasure of history" stuff will go over well with current goons
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It's an interesting dichotomy how they like to act like certain things never happened and erase them, i.e. Rich beating Ashli and goons cancelling her Gofundme, but him hitting a nutjob like Logan starts a spergolution on his own forums.
 
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Anyone know why Lowtax changed his FB heading to “Watch for Fireworks July 5th”?? For years it was “I own the damned website something awful dot com” It was changed in last 48 hours.

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Dick is calling the allegations false on twitter. VINDICATION!
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Case closed! If the “men are better than women“ guy from Dr Phil has got your back then who needs that dumb legal system Lowtax never shuts up about.


Ghostse said:
As Twinkie said, when you an alkie, any port in a storm.
I'll believe Logan, bored and not getting sufficient attention from daddy Richard got into this supply of boomerbeer.
I think that's immaterial. Because setting asside the whole "cheating on the mother of your child" thing, Lowtax brought someone he KNEW had substance abuse problems and didn't purge his house of alcohol. Even if they promise they are cured you don't get to bring someone with problems to nowhere, Missouri where YOUR ass is so fucking bored you escape into a pillbottle, leave them with a cabinet full of their drug of choice, and then be all "YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON".
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I don’t even think she has a drinking problem. She strikes me as a girl that drinks four beers and is wasted. Booze is just a convenient, legal drug to blame. He doesn’t want to go into the benzo abuse, since they are both guilty of it or mention illegal drugs since he’s got cop and custody issues already.

I think Logan is just an emotionally unstable woman. Being isolated alone in a house with an asshole like Rich, depending on him for all her social interaction, emotional support, all her transportation, all her money, her “job”, supposed to clean his fucking house, being in a state she knew no one, etc...I was a guaranteed disaster.

Its basically the same shit that happened with Ashli only Logan was younger, didnt have a baby to worry about, isn’t married to him, isn’t an immigrant and crazier so it all went tits up in a month in a half rather than three and half years.
 
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Updating my timeline
  • 1976 - Born to Richard Kyanka Sr and Carol Kyanka
  • ~1994 - Graduates from Rockhurst Prepatory School (allegdly) a private Catholic high school and matriculates at Vanderbilt University to study engineering
  • ~1997 - drops out during his Junior year and does IT work for the university instead; later takes up a job at Radioshack in Nashville but is fired
  • 1999 - Works as the content director of Planet Quake but is fired for "[making] fun of [his] boss's niece"; founds Something Awful after talking with Raidum and Fragmaster while working at Gamestop
  • 2000 - Is in a brief long distance relationship with Angela Mason after Lowtax's mom hooks them up
  • 2003 - Dates forum user Integral (Emily) with a bad breakup that causes him to write a front page article about her
  • 2004 - Scams attendees out of money at the fifth GoonCon due to poor planning
  • 2005 - Marries his first wife Megan, who was the girlfriend of a forum user, in a marriage that would last for about a decade and produce two kids
  • 2006 - Fights Uwe Boll, tries to shill mangosteen items on the forums with disastrous results
  • 2010 - First known year of leasing a GTR
  • 2013 - Is accused of domestic violence by Megan; begins Gaming Garbage channel on Youtube
  • 2014 - Announces free merch giveaway at SA HQ and only one user shows up to find Lowtax passed out on alcohol and drugs; closes the office around this time (?); divorces Megan
  • 2015 - Marries his second wife Ashley after a trip to Canada to meet a forum user (?); The state of Missouri orders a tax lien as he owes over $100k in taxes
  • ~2016 - Ashley gives birth to his third kid
  • 2017 - Reboots Gaming Garbage without Shmorky and starts aPatreon with limited success
  • 2018 - Begins to claim that he has severe spinal issues
  • 2019 - Starts Patreon to "save" the SA forum with over $10,000 in monthly donations at its peak, uses it to rent(?) a McMansion and lease a sportscar; has legal and custody trouble with Ashley around Thanksgiving and starts being involved with Logan Day at the same time
  • 2020 - Logan openly accuses Lowtax of domestic violence on FB in May and Patreon implodes, leaving his financial and legal future in jeopardy
Does anyone know when Lowtax bought his first McMansion? What is up with him buying one and then renting another one recently? Thought he had been living in Kansas City in a McMansion for a while. (Edit: In the Vice article of 2017 he says he used to own his house but now rents)

Sorry for all of the question marks. A lot of things are hearsay. If you guys have links to anything I would appreciate it.
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
She phrases the whole thing in a way that makes it more about what others are saying about herself. This way she can excuse her behavior while not drawing too much attention to other victims.
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that’s what is fucked up about this whole thing. no one wanted to listen when people have been spreading proof for months, but it took a loud crazy woman on social media to make people listen. society is fucked
 
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dance dance if you want said:
that’s what is weird about this whole thing. no one wanted to listen when people have been spreading proof for months, but it took a loud crazy woman on social media to make people listen. society is fucked
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Strange how they didn't believe the illegal immigrant but they'll believe the batshit,white american woman. 🤔
 
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dance dance if you want said:
that’s what is fucked up about this whole thing. no one wanted to listen when people have been spreading proof for months, but it took a loud crazy woman on social media to make people listen. society is fucked
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In fairness, it’s hard to brush off a domestic abuse accusation from someone you’re cheating with while also coming right off of domestic abuse allegations from the wife you’re cheating on.
 
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The 'women are amazing' non sequitor is peculiar.
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Just two weeks ago she was posting that snarky 'his ex so jelly of me' facebook post, and now she's all, 'oh I hope she knows she's amazing!'

Lowtax shouldn't have hit her, Lowtax clearly manipulated an extremely vulnerable and busted up woman for sure. But regardless of that Logan is also a manipulator, and I'm not buying this 'I'm every woman' Oprah / Lifetime channel shit.

She needs to take this fucking show offline, or at the very least keep it away from Ashley. She showed Ashley contempt, disdain and zero respect as a wife and a mother as she slid out of Utah and into Ashley's meal ticket. She's a victim, but she's also a venal thief as well.
 
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Why is Dick Masterson running a screen for Lowtax on the recent TDS podcast?

He in the episode says, paraphrasing "...Farms sent me some calls but I'm not going to play those..."
"..I saw some text between you (LowTax) and your child... eh.... I dont want to show those.."

and in the same episode talks about how "one side typically crafts and presents evidence to form the narrative" but proceeds to side with LowTax the entire time.

Also says nothing about LowTax's patreon going from 8k to >1k (how could that be...? wow... really makes you think...)

LowTax seems like a spergy-drunkard nowadays.
 
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