Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Laughingjoke2]

I think what Blobby meant by "Right Leaning Friends" is friends who lean right after his mass causes a shift in a rooms stability once he enters.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

>"I got plenty of right-leaning friends"

This is even more laughable than him claiming to be a master survivalist.

I can't tell what's funnier, the idea of Bobert having right leaning friends, or Bobert having right leaning friends.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

>"I got plenty of right-leaning friends"

This is even more laughable than him claiming to be a master survivalist.

Whenever he sits to someone’s left, they lean to the right to try to get away.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Nothing more peaceful than a mob breaking through a locked iron gate to go into a private neighborhood and screaming threats to burn down the houses, kill the residents' pets, and murder the residents themselves. Why on earth would anyone feel threatened by that?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nothing more peaceful than a mob breaking through a locked iron gate to go into a private neighborhood and screaming threats to burn down the houses, kill the residents' pets, and murder the residents themselves. Why on earth would anyone feel threatened by that?

Racism, DUH. Just ask Bob!

 

[Imperial Citizen]

>"I got plenty of right-leaning friends"

This is even more laughable than him claiming to be a master survivalist.

So this is Bob's, "I'm not a racist, I have a black friend" comment?

 

[Flexo]

I think what Blobby meant by "Right Leaning Friends" is friends who lean right after his mass causes a shift in a rooms stability once he enters.

No see, notice how Darkness is on the right and Bob is LEANING towards it?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

This is similar to Brianna Wu's totally real republican friends who always just happen to admit to her that the Republicans have no plan for whatever crisis she's currently hyperventilating about (Covid, health care, etc.).

Bob and Brianna live their social lives almost completely online. If either of them had Republican friends, we'd see some friendly interaction with them online. We don't. We see them treating everyone they interact with online who has even vaguely right-leaning ideas with complete contempt and huge amounts of spite, especially Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is similar to Brianna Wu's totally real republican friends who always just happen to admit to her that the Republicans have no plan for whatever crisis she's currently hyperventilating about (Covid, health care, etc.).

Bob and Brianna live their social lives almost completely online. If either of them had Republican friends, we'd see some friendly interaction with them online. We don't. We see them treating everyone they interact with online who has even vaguely right-leaning ideas with complete contempt and huge amounts of spite, especially Bob.

If Bob ever interacts in a friendly manner with anyone remotely on the right, I guarantee you it's some Never Trump specimen. Remember, Bob has decreed any support of Trump is per se racist and bigoted.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"My black - er. I mean, my republican friend thinks I'm smart and insightful and really not insulting or a dick at all."

 

[Flexo]

If Bob ever interacts in a friendly manner with anyone remotely on the right, I guarantee you it's some Never Trump specimen. Remember, Bob has decreed any support of Trump is per se racist and bigoted.

Well this is, Bob. Contrapoints or Stalin would probably count as "right-leaning" from his perspective.

 

[Ravana]

Your right hand is not your friend, your girlfriend, or your wife. It’s just you jerking off, Bob.

 

[The Nothingness]

I wonder if Bob's going to give his thoughts on this hot take. He'll probably agree that the depictions of Batman by Nolan and Snyder are prime examples while downplaying Marvel.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If Bob ever interacts in a friendly manner with anyone remotely on the right, I guarantee you it's some Never Trump specimen. Remember, Bob has decreed any support of Trump is per se racist and bigoted.

Yeah. Bob screams on a daily basis about how dangerous right-wingers are and how anyone on the left who associates with them is stupid. Just three months ago he made a comparison that people who interact with right-wingers are as stupid as Timothy Treadwell from Grizzly Man.

So by Bob's own logic, he's a moron. What a shock.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Blob's an interesting case. About a decade ago he did make decent and informative videos about comics, games, and film. Even though they were more in the "informed amateur" category and not very deep, they were at least good at piquing interest and getting people to look at more authoritative sources for more than surface-level analysis. Then the Anita, Mark Waid/Dan Slott, and Disney brain worms got to him and he went to shit, and since 2016 has been barely afloat on orange man bad.

Hes a relic of old YouTube that has somehow survived into the modern age. Hes the equivalent of a Coelacanth or Tuatara. When Bob first debuted YouTube was a wasteland of poorly shot videos broken up into ten minute parts that were trash at best. Him being able to compress his rants into one video allowed him to gain an audience when the angry reviewer trend was in full force. Once other channels with more informative, intellectual content started to pop up and other channels had better production values it was inevitable Bob would begin to slide into irrelevance.

Yeah. Bob screams on a daily basis about how dangerous right-wingers are and how anyone on the left who associates with them is stupid. Just three months ago he made a comparison that people who interact with right-wingers are as stupid as Timothy Treadwell from Grizzly Man.

So by Bob's own logic, he's a moron. What a shock.

What you expect someone like Bob to actually remember one of his drunken, hate fueled rants from three months ago? The man probably doesn't even remember what he had for breakfast today, who he was raging at, or which woman he creeped on today.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Unsurprisingly, Bob has continued defending Batman and Robin in his tribute video to Joel Schumacher.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Your right hand is not your friend, your girlfriend, or your wife. It’s just you jerking off, Bob.

He probably has to use one of those grocery grabber claw things, like Rascal drivers do, just to reach.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

He probably has to use one of those grocery grabber claw things, like Rascal drivers do, just to reach.

"I jerk myself off with a fleshlight on a stick."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So for the new poll, I suggest Bob will pretend to be a expert of bartending and bouncing, claiming he knows the ins and outs of working late night college bars.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So for the new poll, I suggest Bob will pretend to be a expert of bartending and bouncing, claiming he knows the ins and outs of working late night college bars.

Well I'm not going to doubt his expertise on bouncing.