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Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
- Thread starter BILLY MAYS
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- Oct 9, 2016
It is 2020, awareness about HIV?
Oh never mind it is just another person/platform for the fading from importance lardass to cling to.
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- Oct 11, 2018
Wait, what?
He's not black, Tess. You're slipping.
He's not black, Tess. You're slipping.
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Ah Tess, reminiscing about the days when JVN was nothing but her main hair gay with a little YouTube channel.
She must rue the fucking day when E! gave her a "Oscars red carpet from home" webcast and she was too busy stuffing her face and demanding that JVN entertain her to realize that it she was handing him an audition for his own show - when she was the one testing for an E! spot.
Her saltiness over it has surfaced at various times over the years, namely putting him on blast when he didn't IMMEDIATELY text her back while filming when she unexpectedly arrived in NYC for some type of job. How dare he not know his place?
God, I remember watching that old E! live and thinking he was having to be a little performing monkey for his so-called friend. But Ryann was too busy with the copious craft services table prepared by her feeder Nikki, and the rest is history.
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Tess is the ultimate consoomer
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Hmm... did a little Googling, and this distillery has been rated as one of the best places for LGBTBBQ to work at.
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Tess got some woke merchandise:
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So is she hoping for freebies from them?
Nothing she does or shills isnt self-serving.
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- Dec 17, 2019
If by raising "awareness" she means avoiding faggot degenerates like this so you don't catch the AIDS, pretty effective.
Mute, button, TESS!
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Those fucking peanuts are ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY (1920) calories per can
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She’ll eat all those nuts at once too.
Those earrings she wears are hideous. Why? Something wrong with gold hoops? She’s gotta wear earrings that say something retarded-just in case we forget?
We don’t see the big movie stars wearing those. Her “style” annoys me.
Those earrings she wears are hideous. Why? Something wrong with gold hoops? She’s gotta wear earrings that say something retarded-just in case we forget?
We don’t see the big movie stars wearing those. Her “style” annoys me.
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Think of the war crime-tier shits she'd take after getting 288% of the daily value worth of fiber though.
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Think of the war crime-tier shits she'd take after getting 288% of the daily value worth of fiber though.
Plus think of all the pricey ambergris to be harvested!
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Like she’d ever vomit it up and lose something so precious.
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Those are literally the boiled peanuts you buy at shitty gas stations. The way to Tess’ heart is not impressive.
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Any way to get to her heart through all of the fat is impressive.
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Tess is promoting a raffle to win a trashy necklace in order to support black trans women.
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6720 mgs of sodium in one can. Horrifying.
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Tess, you hating people isn’t anything new. If you hated people less and actually tried to be personable and genuine, you may still be at that modeling agency. Instead, you burn bridges and only tag along with people if they can benefit your social media presence.
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That necklace is a piece of shit. Probably cost 50 cents, if that. It's so small you couldn't even tell what it was if you were wearing it. They couldn't get one of their "artists" to make and donate something better?
How about not defacing a building in the first place. Someone couldn't cross out the word black if it wasn't there to begin with.