Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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George Cuckzunian said:
I think many people who frequent this side of the interwebz are too invested in Dax
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Look inward.

George Cuckzunian said:
then try to tell people you are a victim and a maurder for free speech after getting caught flagging PodAwful's stuff reading texts in an unlisted medium article that his ex wrote that also mysteriously got flagged down we would all be laughing and making fun of them on Twitter.
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He was never caught flagging shit, don't lie.
 
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Okay now he is openly simping for Lowtax.

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Pathetic.
 
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soy_king said:
Terrible cover art as usual. Where exactly is the sniggering Canadian Chinaman?
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Yeah, that really is shitty, and I hardly ever pay attention to that type of thing (only reason I looked at it was cuz of your post), but I remember Dick having some really great art in the past, the only reason I noticed and remember it being because of it's quality. This new shit right here, I'm pretty sure I could do a better job, and I've no art/drawing training whatsoever in my life.
 
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tantric_depressive said:
Yeah, that really is shitty, and I hardly ever pay attention to that type of thing (only reason I looked at it was cuz of your post), but I remember Dick having some really great art in the past, the only reason I noticed and remember it being because of it's quality. This new shit right here, I'm pretty sure I could do a better job, and I've no art/drawing training whatsoever in my life.
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He probably would get better art if he actually paid them. Or didn't use the art of girls he's fucking.
 
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Famke Slamssen said:
Look inward.



He was never caught flagging shit, don't lie.
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Wait a minute, didn't you also argue that the Marie stuff was not proven?
Wait a minute, joined May 20th, 2020...
Wait a minute, I'm the only person you have been responding to for the last couple pages.....

How did I miss this earlier in the thread?
Oh well. Whatever. Keep defending e-daddy.

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Chaos Cowboy quit the reddit, @BIG_BRAD makes fun of the overly dramatic departure.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
Wait a minute, didn't you also argue that the Marie stuff was not proven?
Wait a minute, joined May 20th, 2020...
Wait a minute, I'm the only person you have been responding to for the last couple pages.....

How did I miss this earlier in the thread?
Oh well. Whatever. Keep defending e-daddy.
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The reason I'm only replying to is because you're the only one literally just making shit up and then trying to use that as evidence to support ridiculous conspiracy theories. I made this account largely to make fun of Dick. I've shit on him throughout the thread. I'm sorry I'm not jumping on board with a bitter ex-fan and treating his low tier fanfiction as fact just to give me more stupid shit to laugh at. I maintain that the Marie stuff isn't proven. There's definitely a very strong lead there, and I won't deny it outright, but her looking vaguely similar to a chick in a photograph that we're assuming is a camwhore doesn't really meet my burden of truth, even when two people actively running ops against the person in question give "confirmation". I'm sorry i'm not offering validation to your narrative of "b-b-b-b-but dick's GF is a camwhore too so he shouldn't make fun of mine".

I have no interest in discussing his show art, his personal political opinions, or his influences and how close he aligns himself to them. I came here to laugh at spergouts and meltdowns.
 
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Famke Slamssen said:
I have no interest in discussing his show art, his personal political opinions, or his influences and how close he aligns himself to them. I came here to laugh at spergouts and meltdowns.
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It's hard to ignore the show art when he uses it to act like a martyr, but I agree that @George Cuckzunian 's severe autism makes it increasingly hard to give a shit. I personally make fun of the show art because its incredibly shit and its exemplary of how Dax tries to puff up his fragile ego.
 
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Boss Bass said:
Also, I’ll never have anywhere else to put this. But Dick Masterson’s shtick is heavily cribbed from Duckman, the Jason Alexander cartoon. I would believe this even if dick weren’t _obsessed_ with 90s cartoons.
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This is now a Duckman Thread.

For me? It's Cornfed.
 
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Nigella said:
I listened to the episode and the lowtax guy seemed innocent. Am i just being deceived ?
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Well he's hardly going to come on and say: "Yes, I'm an abusive piece of shit who is guilty of multiple felonies. Thanks for having my tard ass back on the show!"

There's a line from an old TISM song, 'Play Mistral for me', that sums up e-celebrities like Dick, Lowtax, Ralph, even Jim.

'It's frightening that you deserve the audience that you get.'
 
Nigella said:
I listened to the episode and the lowtax guy seemed innocent. Am i just being deceived ?
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Look I'm the furthest thing from an SJW, and I definitely believe Lowtax's GF isn't some purely innocent party. But when you consider he has a record of domestic abuse allegations with his past girlfriends it pretty much stands the reason that Lowtax is an abusive partner.

At the best case scenario Lowtax is a prescription pill addict who wasted the vast sum of Something Awful's revenue frivolously. I consider him to be the Anti-Null.
 
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Boss Nigger said:
what are you fighting us about, and why on earth would you think youre winning? were just observers.
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He's fighting a war of pretending he isn't a massive faggot. He's losing though, making the same stupid duck-lips face as the infamous Zinnia Jones.

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Good one by the way Dax, sticking up for an alcoholic pill-head wife-beater, who went on his Facebook after the interview and shit on you. Real "chad" move.
 
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