Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

It also shows the depth of his mental illness and retardism. He is that disconnected from reality that he has not a grain of self-awareness that this was all a troll.

He's also very disconnected from how he looks. I honestly have no idea how anyone could fall for something like this, and general gullibility is probably involved partly, but you've really got to think the sun shines out of your ass to be so arrogant that you're not even surprised when you're told an A-list celebrity thinks you're attractive, even more so when you're a deformed janitor with a pedo beard. I mean, male models would be surprised to find out someone like Katy Perry was into them, but not our Russ. How delusional can one man be to look in a mirror, see a face like that, and honestly think anyone, let alone someone as famous as her, could want him?

Thinking he's got a sure thing is a running theme with Russ. In his book, he had this elaborate fantasy about what would happen when Taylor got his song. He thought it was just a matter of time. Whenever he does anything, he's convinced it will succeed despite all evidence to the contrary. Then when it inevitably blows up because it's either unrealistic or poorly planned, he goes ballistic because he's been thwarted. It's never him or his plans that are at fault, it's always someone else who ruined everything. Agents, bias judges, aliens from Zeta Reticuli, it doesn't matter, it's never ever because Russ is delusional and lets his fantasies ruin his life. I think this is what caused the Erika situation. Pretty girl talks to him and expresses an interest in being friends (just friends, she was clear about that), and Russ starts planning the honeymoon. Then when she got uncomfortable and tried to set some boundaries, Russ, as always got mad she wasn't following the script he'd written for her and started stalking her. Previously, his inability to distinguish fantasy from reality just resulted in him making an utter fool of himself and ruining his career prospects. Now he's at risk of having a criminal record (yeah, I know he technically has one now, but if he somehow goes a year without breaking the agreement, it gets dismissed, so that's why I put it like that), and since he can never, ever let anything go and admit defeat, I think he'll fuck something up and end up not getting a slap on the wrist.

Very true. Like how he demanded that Taylor go on a date with him wearing a red dress with her hair braided and play footsie with him under the table or he would sue her for $100,000,000. How entitled do you have to be to make such a specific demand of the woman you're trying to win over? When he imagined getting an all-expenses paid trip to meet her and take her out to dinner, he probably imagined exactly that. And since he put in the effort by writing a song for her, in his mind he's now owed exactly that in return. In fact, I'm of the opinion that he doesn't even like Taylor as a person. He only chose to write a song for her because she's the most famous woman he can think of, and she's conventionality attractive, and everyone will envy him if he has her on his arm. That's why in his book he writes about how she'll just fall for the first guy to say "I'm an actor, date me" and all of his fantasies either involve her crying or him rescuing her in some way. He imagines her as incredibly simple and easy to impress, with no real personality assigned to her aside from praising him. He doesn't respect her at all as a person and only sees her as a hot woman to fuck and a way to make himself famous and envied. Since she's the most famous woman he can think of, and she's hot, he picked her and expected she'd just do everything his fantasies demanded. And he thinks he's owed it all since he is, in his own words, "the greatest guy ever."

 

[LiveFromNS]

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[Meredith Swift]

As someone who's only been following Russ for a little over a year, I am living for these throwback posts. *italian chef finger kiss*

What are other classic Russ moments us n00bz may have missed?

 

[DrJonesHat]

As someone who's only been following Russ for a little over a year, I am living for these throwback posts. *italian chef finger kiss*

What are other classic Russ moments us n00bz may have missed?

There's the whole AG trial, which he hyped for weeks, and then showed up for it 30 minutes late because he put the wrong time in his phone. Then there's the part where he couldn't even state a claim, so he wasn't allowed to show evidence, which consisted of a blurry pic of a security guard. He claims he would have won if he could show the pic. He was also hit with court costs for filing a suit in bad faith.

There's his hate boner for AOC because he wrote to her about legalizing brothels and got no response. He threatened to sue her, but I think he found out you can't sue a Congressperson for not doing what you want.

 

[Cowpies]

Russell sent a picture of himself naked with a note on the mirror covering his junk.

Don't forget the wet spot on the sign directly over his wang.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Also the time he ran out the clock with a hooker at Olive Garden and threatened(?) to sue her for not sucking him his penis

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

As someone who's only been following Russ for a little over a year, I am living for these throwback posts. *italian chef finger kiss*

What are other classic Russ moments us n00bz may have missed?

His tendency to post comments about his lawsuits against popstars on news reports about tragedies. This is just one example but there are others. On top of being disrespectful, he posted that comment on the day his lawsuit was tossed out for failure to serve.

Comparing not being able to go to brothels to slavery, and the birth of my favorite Russell quote, "the state is controlling my destiny and my penis."

Calling Anne Frank a "cutie"

This.

And I don't have the images for this one, but he said (on multiple occasions) that he thinks it should be illegal for women to refuse to have sex with him. He added that it wouldn't be rape if it was legal, and if the woman didn't like it, she could just close her eyes. Those are just a few of countless batshit crazy and awful things he has done/said. The ride never stops with this guy. Can't wait to see where this next lawsuit goes.

 

[Constellationzero]

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The Butternut tardbot 2000(tm) prototype was unsuccessful.

But there's good news: We have the DM's. We have the plights. We have an industrial size bag of Colossal Crunch and a wilted bouquet of gas station carnations.

We can rebuild him.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Since my other favorite Russ moments have been shared, here's one of my favorite lesser-known ones.

The sensual Barbies:




Why should there be an Amelia Earhart doll anyway?

Russ never found her sexy.

 

[MysticMisty]

Don't forget the wet spot on the sign directly over his wang.

Using a glob of grease to stick paper to a mirror because you're either too lazy to go get the tape, or too cheap to buy even $1 tape.

Actually my favorite part is when he was talked into taking another picture, and he just held up the same piece of paper in front of his dingle. To me it looks wrose (and funnier) the second time.

Since my other favorite Russ moments have been shared, here's one of my favorite lesser-known ones.

The sensual Barbies:

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Why should there be an Amelia Earhart doll anyway?

Russ never found her sexy.

Russ shits on Amelia because she's the one one he knows. Otherwise he'd be raging that a woman with a mustache and unibrow was made in a Barbie.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[The Dude]

He's also very disconnected from how he looks. I honestly have no idea how anyone could fall for something like this, and general gullibility is probably involved partly, but you've really got to think the sun shines out of your ass to be so arrogant that you're not even surprised when you're told an A-list celebrity thinks you're attractive, even more so when you're a deformed janitor with a pedo beard. I mean, male models would be surprised to find out someone like Katy Perry was into them, but not our Russ. How delusional can one man be to look in a mirror, see a face like that, and honestly think anyone, let alone someone as famous as her, could want him?

Very true. Like how he demanded that Taylor go on a date with him wearing a red dress with her hair braided and play footsie with him under the table or he would sue her for $100,000,000. How entitled do you have to be to make such a specific demand of the woman you're trying to win over? When he imagined getting an all-expenses paid trip to meet her and take her out to dinner, he probably imagined exactly that. And since he put in the effort by writing a song for her, in his mind he's now owed exactly that in return. In fact, I'm of the opinion that he doesn't even like Taylor as a person. He only chose to write a song for her because she's the most famous woman he can think of, and she's conventionality attractive, and everyone will envy him if he has her on his arm. That's why in his book he writes about how she'll just fall for the first guy to say "I'm a model, date me" and all of his fantasies either involve her crying or him rescuing her in some way. He doesn't respect her at all as a person and only sees her as a hot woman to fuck and a way to make himself famous and envied. Since she's the most famous woman he can think of, and she's hot, he picked her and expected she'd just do everything his fantasies demanded. And he thinks he's owed it all since he is, in his own words, "the greatest guy ever."

I'm pretty sure the whole "red dress footsie date" thing was during the first lolsuit, the one in small claims court. He had said that he'd drop the suit if Taylor agreed to those demands, because he honestly thought that a multi-millionaire would be scared of losing $7000 in court. Sure, $7000 would be a lot to Russhole because he's a low-wage toilet scrubber, but to think that someone like Taylor Swift would worry about that amount of money just shows how out of touch with reality Russ is.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Didn't know they made blouses in men sizes.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I'm pretty sure the whole "red dress footsie date" thing was during the first lolsuit, the one in small claims court. He had said that he'd drop the suit if Taylor agreed to those demands, because he honestly thought that a multi-millionaire would be scared of losing $7000 in court. Sure, $7000 would be a lot to Russhole because he's a low-wage toilet scrubber, but to think that someone like Taylor Swift would worry about that amount of money just shows how out of touch with reality Russ is.

Here's the post:

He's not talking about his small claims suit here. The profile photo indicates that this is pre-thread creation, since I believe that was when this was his profile photo. The date is October 27th, and I didn't see any mention of this post at that date in 2017 on this thread. His profile photo at that time was the cartoon of him in his suit smiling. That means it was from 2016. The small claims suit against Taylor was December 8th 2016. IIRC he was planning to sue her for 80,000,000 on top of the small claims suit though I could be wrong. The Fox 13 report stated that he was planning on filing this suit in federal court, so that was probably what this post was referencing. I think that plan eventually evolved into his $100,000,000 lawsuit in 2018. JFC I've been on this thread too long.

 

[Crispeacock]

When I watched that Video I couldn't help but think he looks genuinely creepy. Not in the I'm gonna rape you way. But in the uncanny valley something wearing someones skin kind of way. The way his eyes and cheek bones just are is weird.

Russ looks like someone *(uncle frank) wearing someones skin, like Cenobite area skin

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Russ looks like someone *(uncle frank) wearing someones skin, like Cenobite area skin

Frank Cotton was more of a Chad than Rusty ever will daydream of being.

Also, I'd say he is more like Edgar from the Men in Black movie where the skin is a very poor fit.

 

[Crispeacock]

His tendency to post comments about his lawsuits against popstars on news reports about tragedies. This is just one example but there are others. On top of being disrespectful, he posted that comment on the day his lawsuit was tossed out for failure to serve.
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Comparing not being able to go to brothels to slavery, and the birth of my favorite Russell quote, "the state is controlling my destiny and my penis."
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Calling Anne Frank a "cutie"
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This.
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And I don't have the images for this one, but he said (on multiple occasions) that he thinks it should be illegal for women to refuse to have sex with him. He added that it wouldn't be rape if it was legal, and if the woman didn't like it, she could just close her eyes. Those are just a few of countless batshit crazy and awful things he has done/said. The ride never stops with this guy. Can't wait to see where this next lawsuit goes.

he who controls the penis controls the universe!

 

[DrJonesHat]

he who controls the penis controls the universe!

I picture Russ shrieking this at the top of his lungs one night when his hooker plans get frustrated.

 

[downloads]

There is the video that a farmer took of Russell leaving the courtroom and then turning around sort of squaring up on Skordas who completely ignores him. If anyone who makes gifs is willing to take a request that one would be amazing

 

[badboy2000]