Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Alex Krycek]

This dude lying about being Einstein and Jesus and Pythagoras is baby poop. He's actually lying about being the real Brad Watson.

The jig is up, Jenkins.

That would be pretty dedicated. So you're telling me someone dedicates over 40+ hours a week to being Brad Watson and isn't actually Brad Watson? Sounds like new lolcow material to me anyway. I know we've seen a few on the farm, but Brad seems to be the real deal. @AWB-81 pretty much verified it.

 

[I'm With Chris]

That would be pretty dedicated. So you're telling me someone dedicates over 40+ hours a week to being Brad Watson and isn't actually Brad Watson? Sounds like new lolcow material to me anyway. I know we've seen a few on the farm, but Brad seems to be the real deal. @AWB-81 pretty much verified it.

Until I see new video of this person playing marimba - he`s a FRAUD.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Actually, @Brad Watson_Miami I have another question: Gail Schuler claims to be Catherine the Great and King David reincarnated, what are your thoughts?
How do you feel about Jesuits?

I never heard of Gail Schuler. Ask her who she was in her last incarnation before being born as Gail Schuler. I AM concerned with direct reincarnations because you can see a direct link. Otherwise, there's not much to cling to.

Oliver Cromwell was reincarnated as George Washington who returned as Robert E. Lee who was reincarnated as Dwight David Eisenhower. I don't have all the incarnations of this eternal soul worked out back to King David but I do recognize the connection.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Ok thank you for answering @Brad Watson_Miami
Gail Schuler also says she is the intended wife of Jesus Christ. Thoughts?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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Until I see a new video of you actually with Chris - you're a FRAUD.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Until I see a new video of you actually with Chris - you're a FRAUD.

No. You are the fraud here, you're not a god.
Everyone here knows gods don't bleed.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Being the Christ isn't easy.

Tell me more about how oppressed you are when you are able to literally bend creation to your will.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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Jesus son of Joseph was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC but he didn't die that day. God-incarnate lived through his 39 lashes and being nailed on the Cross for a maximum of 6 hours. The definition of 'death' is final. The Jewish Messiah died sometime in the next 40 years. The Christ's bones were placed in an ossuary which was put in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

I AM the direct reincarnation of Albert Einstein and my girlfriend is Elsa Einstein reincarnated. I AM not interested in marrying anyone else. I would like to meat Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey and play in their bands.

 

[AP 297]

No. You are the fraud here, you're not a god.
Everyone here knows gods don't bleed.

Tell me more about how oppressed you are when you are able to literally bend creation to your will.

@Brad Watson_Miami , or really Richard Is clearly Godkin. I think he really may not like being call Richard. He really wants a fight, right now.

The best way to respond to him is to be as sensical is he is. I might suggest that you talk to him this way:

Otherwise you will get the same redundant word Salad that @Chan the Wizard just got...

Edit: I take that back @Chan the Wizard was onto something. Gail is Richard's perfect soulmate!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The real Brad Watson can play marimba. Equal to even Lionel Hampton.

Thanks for the compliment. You mean vibraphone. http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibraphone

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Jesus son of Joseph was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC but he didn't die that day. God-incarnate lived through his 39 lashes and being nailed on the Cross for a maximum of 6 hours. The definition of 'death' is final. The Jewish Messiah died sometime in the next 40 years. The Christ's bones were placed in an ossuary which was put in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

I AM the direct reincarnation of Albert Einstein and my girlfriend is Elsa Einstein reincarnated. I AM not interested in marrying anyone else. I would like to meat Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey and play in their bands.

Is your reincarnated girlfriend physical or is she still waiting for a body to be free? What were her previous incarnations? Did Michael Jackson reincarnate?
Sorry, I'm very curious today.

 

[CatParty]

Thanks for the compliment. You mean vibraphone. http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibraphone

 

[Vitriol]

Brad,

Gail is concerned about jesuit conspiracy and claims to have been given power over lightening by god, what do you think of this?

I think she quite clearly has demons- you should cast them out.

 

[SpessCaptain]

@Brad Watson_Miami

4u u worked out god.

 

[AP 297]

Actually, @Brad Watson_Miami I have another question: Gail Schuler claims to be Catherine the Great and King David reincarnated, what are your thoughts?
How do you feel about Jesuits?

Chan, you are brilliant. I think you found someone as thoughtful and reasoned as Richard, here.

@Brad Watson_Miami , she could be your co-prophetess...

 

[Cuck Norris]

Chan, you are brilliant. I think you found someone as thoughtful and reasoned as Richard, here.

@Brad Watson_Miami , she could be your co-prophetess...

 

[Golly]

Ok Brad, I know we've had our disagreements, but I'm a reasonable person.

I make this declaration in front of all my fellow Kiwis: if any of your insane bullshit proves at all factual (by that I mean, can be proven by someone other than you), I'll be the first person lining up to sign up for whatever cult you're leading.

I still haven't won the lottery.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

...when you are able to literally bend creation to your will.

Ya, are you familiar with the Planet Nestor? I AM its Founder (Fod.). When I built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) it, I used the mathematical model/algorithm of FOD=6_4. It has...

6 continents & 4 seasons, '6 Seas' & 4 oceans, ~64% of its surface is water. Nestor's large moon has 4 phases of roughly 6 days (~6.4 days) each. Lunar year of 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = 316 day solar year. The Nestlings with the naked eye see the 6 Classical Planets and 4 are 'wandering stars'. In their solar system, there are 6 planets besides Nestor and 4 of these are non-rocky gas or ice giants. There's two inner plan-its at .6 & .4 AU and/or 6 & 4 AU. The orbit64 of their 'Venus' is 6.4 average Nestor months (26.33 days) = 168.5 days. Etc.

The Nestlings speak Eqfish(6,64=E5+Q17+F6+I9+S19+H, recofnize Fod as the Creator, love to play checkers & chess (64-square board), and their gavorite beer is Miller 64.

"In the befinninf Fod6_4 created the healens64 and the Nestor." - Fenkis64 1:1, Byble46
"In the befinninf was the Word, and the Word was with Fod, and the Word was FOD." - Juan46 1:1


Synchronism: 4/29/15 07:32 The World Golf Championship-Cadillac Match Play has 64 of the top male golfers in brackets ready to compete this morning. - Golf Channel

"On Nestor, the folgers drink golfers." - my firlgriend

 

[Bork Laser]

Man I ask to be reincarnated as a wolf and brad instead makes me a stupid bird. Birds are gay and stupid. Unless it's an eagle.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

and their gavorite beer is Miller 64.

Welcome to the planet of the plebs.