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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lucas baiting with his imaginary "inheritance" and with his father's property.
Hey Spokane Freak, I'm sure you father would rather pay for you to get a vasectomy. That goes for your mother too.
Hey Spokane Freak, I'm sure you father would rather pay for you to get a vasectomy. That goes for your mother too.
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Go for it, if anything else it'll force him to briefly try to behave. And if he's kicked out it'll be more hilarious when the third podcast with Goldaor happens and he's not even got a roof over his head. Nobody would blame anyone in the forum for letting House of Charity know the creepy shit he gets up to, and that's just the stuff he deems acceptable enough to be on camera, he's likely much worse offline since its always his irl antics that ultimately get him kicked from places. Also the few decent people trying to do something with their lives would appreciate a predator being removed
He's still desperately posting about his 'inheritance' which I doubt he has any idea what he's actually getting, if anything. Imagine being such a shameless piece of garbage you brag about wanting your parents to die so you can get their home and money, would he be bragging about his girlfriend's parents dying too? For a guy who constantly complains about people who love money, he sure loves to show off any wealth he believes he has or is getting at every opportunity. Even the cheesy rich inheritance kids in movies were more subtle about wanting their parents to die for their wealth, and I assume movies are where Lucas gets most of his ideas about the world since he's so inept in person. Why is he bragging about it if he keeps insisting he's gonna kill himself long before then?
He's still desperately posting about his 'inheritance' which I doubt he has any idea what he's actually getting, if anything. Imagine being such a shameless piece of garbage you brag about wanting your parents to die so you can get their home and money, would he be bragging about his girlfriend's parents dying too? For a guy who constantly complains about people who love money, he sure loves to show off any wealth he believes he has or is getting at every opportunity. Even the cheesy rich inheritance kids in movies were more subtle about wanting their parents to die for their wealth, and I assume movies are where Lucas gets most of his ideas about the world since he's so inept in person. Why is he bragging about it if he keeps insisting he's gonna kill himself long before then?
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Doxxing his dad on insta, really classy.
ETA I mean it was bad of him to post it, not y’all. It’s out there now and his dad has made it pretty clear they don’t care to be involved
ETA I mean it was bad of him to post it, not y’all. It’s out there now and his dad has made it pretty clear they don’t care to be involved
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This is the source of Luca's greatness.
Lolcows don't improve with age, like a fine cheese. They don't improve, period. The lolcow knows that he is plenty good, and goes about life with a dull, bovine certainty.
Lucas recognizes that he has problems, inasmuch as he doesn't get his way. He can't understand why he doesn't, though, and takes no responsibility for what little he has to show for his 40 years.
In Lucas's case, the difference between the reality of his situation and his self assessment, or his capabilities and desires, is abnormally stark. He lusts for and feels entitled to the most; he has the least to offer. No cow has ever been more in need, and less capable, of growing. It's majestic.
Because Lucas is at the absolute bottom of life, it would take very little to make an improvement. There's just so many failures to rebuild from. But Lucas will not get better. It's beautiful to watch.
Even Lucas's own mommy realizes that Lucas is a lost cause. How long ago did she give up on him? The entire world has given up in him, but he won't give up on his hopeless fixations.
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Already hes back to screaming loudly in public with people passing by, and screaming in parking lots. The fact he gets away with it is both annoying and also hilarious because people at this point must be aware he's the local looney and to ignore him
Someone really needs to make memes of Lucas screaming "Aaaaaaaa" like at the end
Someone really needs to make memes of Lucas screaming "Aaaaaaaa" like at the end
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The moo cow is posting Instagram videos of him walking down the street screaming like a derilict bum! There are people around while he is doing this. You can see them in the background. He is literally screaming at the top of his lungs about bigotry.
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I think Lucas needs to pills to sort out his personality disorder. The guy is buthurt that nobody will sleep with him like any typical incel - one more unhindged than most.
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I wish I didn’t get blocked from his Instagram so I could see his antics in real time. I presume he’s posting there now so he can’t incur a flood of downvotes like he does on YouTube.
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Lucas ia stalking the streets of Spokane, roaring like an effeminate, pozzed Sasquatch. His anger is hilarious; a helpless man's rage usually is.
If I made the mistake of treating him like a rational actor, I'd be confused. Has he no other way to spend his morning? Is he out of ideas, garbage to eat, joints to smoke? But no, this is simply Lucas being Lucas. He can't help himself. He's acting without design or reflection.
He knows that the world is full of Zoomer poonaner, and money, and other good things that he wants and can not find. He grows restless, loud, continues his fruitless hunt.
If I made the mistake of treating him like a rational actor, I'd be confused. Has he no other way to spend his morning? Is he out of ideas, garbage to eat, joints to smoke? But no, this is simply Lucas being Lucas. He can't help himself. He's acting without design or reflection.
He knows that the world is full of Zoomer poonaner, and money, and other good things that he wants and can not find. He grows restless, loud, continues his fruitless hunt.
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Papa Wern is better looking than Lucas and he had a pond. He’s single right? I wonder how Lucas would feel about the Zs hitting up him directly rather than waiting 30 years for inheritance. His sperm should be of the best quality
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“ATTENTION FEMALES: YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN BREEDING STOCK. Wait, where are you going??”
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ATTENTION FEMALES. WHY WONT YOU LET ME FUCK YOU. YOU WONT COME ON A DATE, YOU BITCH!
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Well technically no one lives there so much as spends the night.
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I feel like a fun evening project will be to go through his videos from 2019 and a few from 2020 where he talks about it being fine to use the word because its "racist" and "bigoted" to police language and anyway zoomer chicks evidently love it.
Bonus.
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That's what I meant, sorry. Do they allow minors (either with families or alone) to spend the night there with weirdos like Lucas?
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Ya boi is looking a little rough.
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He's doubling down on the "homeless as path to enlightenment"?
It's like he thinks we all started watching him today.
Little tip for Lucas: gurus usually aren't so angry.
Edit: I second the vote for someone to make a compilation video detailing Lucas using the n-word, then condemning people for using the n-word, calling people gay and faggot as an insult, then condemning homophobia, chastising people for calling women bitches and hoes, and then doing the same thing himself.
Really put it all together in close proximity on an edited video.
This needs to be done.
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No, everyone has to be over the age of 18. Families are houses at other facilities.