The Spokane Pedo Freak says he decided to get back on his meds. As far as the deranged pedo freak Lucas Colby Werner, meds or no meds he's sealed his doom.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Goldy needs to up his game or he will be seen as the Wern's bitchboy and enabler.
A few questions like the kiwi-facebookers who brought up "not in the cards" last time are called for.
Ask him - how are you non-sexist when you posted gross details about your sex life with a named ex-girlfriend?
Isn't your "criticse or disagree and your are a nazi/republican" line the same as the meme "everyone who disagrees with me is Hitler" we see on the internet? It's a straw-nazi.
going back to college? Remember how miserable you were cos the girls wouldnt engage with you?
A savvy prepared host could milk this cow like crazy.
A few questions like the kiwi-facebookers who brought up "not in the cards" last time are called for.
Ask him - how are you non-sexist when you posted gross details about your sex life with a named ex-girlfriend?
Isn't your "criticse or disagree and your are a nazi/republican" line the same as the meme "everyone who disagrees with me is Hitler" we see on the internet? It's a straw-nazi.
going back to college? Remember how miserable you were cos the girls wouldnt engage with you?
A savvy prepared host could milk this cow like crazy.
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Marijuana is not medication Lucas, you should know this by how insane you are in your videos when you smoke multiple joints daily. I doubt he actually will take the medication as this means admitting he is mentally ill. If he does however, he won't stick with it long term since Lucas doesn't commit to anything beyond his love quest
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Yeah is that what he meant?
I thought he might have been trying to be cute, and meant his joints when he said medication, but with Lucas of course it's very hard to tell any direct meanings from anything, and as people already said even if he had meant his prescription medication, a promise to start is no guarantee that he would stick with anything, or even start.
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Lucas is not going to start taking insulin again, to keep his toes a little bit longer. Maybe ward off the diabetic dick infections, too.
Lucas is not going to resume a careful regiment of anti-psychotics, to conform his conduct to what is generally expected of adults.
No, Lucas is making jokes about marijuana being his "medicine."
Because he is plenty good.
And there is nothing wrong with him.
Lucas is not going to resume a careful regiment of anti-psychotics, to conform his conduct to what is generally expected of adults.
No, Lucas is making jokes about marijuana being his "medicine."
Because he is plenty good.
And there is nothing wrong with him.
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Was anyone actually surprised? Lucas has made it clear time after time he has no genuine intention of improving himself. Kinda dumb bait by Lucas, since he's already been smoking daily since being homeless. An addict hobo is rather poetic for Lucas though
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WonderWino
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I can think of four possibilities for that statement:
1. By 'meds' he is referring to weed and is trying to be ironic or funny or some stupid shit, hence smoking a joint in the pic. Not to mention he's proving to be an even bigger idiot because weed is a big no no for schizos and will make him more unstable
2. His behavior has been noticed enough by people at HOC to complain enough that HOC made an issue of it with whoever his tard wrangler is and threats were made to go back on the meds or he'll be hospitalized for his outbursts and forced to take them
3. Lucas actually had some degree of self realization and figured out he really does have a mental illness and that being unmedicated is both harming his mental state and is a contributing to his not finding a zoomer bae
4. He is lying and saying he is, not because he believes they are necessary but because he thinks he is being clever by saying it so word gets out that he is 'back on his meds' and therefore is 'good' dating material
I think it goes without saying that option 3 is extremely unlikely as it would require accepting criticism and self reflection. Option 4 requires a greater level of intelligence to concieive of such a plan than lucas has, not that it would work anyway
I suspect 1 and 2 are about equally possible. Given all the comments in his direction during his last few videos I wouldn't be surprised to find out his behavior is starting to be disruptive or is leading to others being disruptive. He may have even tried to report people for 'harassing him' during his videos only to have it backfire on him, be told the admin agrees with them and to get back on the meds and stop being disruptive or else he'd be kicked out. Fits his MO and they do have a known history of kicking him out, plus their patience has its limits for people like lucas
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He's lucky nobody has complained about him recording them in his videos, as hilarious as it is hearing hobos groaning and shitting in the background of his videos
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Maybe, but maybe not. I suspect Lucas was the victim of countless "a-homo-says-whats" in the 90s. Lucas's great discomfort with being called "gay" is a product of his experience.
Gay creep.
We have evidence that Lucas has been trolled by girls since he was 6. One of his first "dream girls" invited everyone in the class to her party, except for Lucas, because nothing ever changes and fuck Lucas. He wept, having realized his lot in life; his mommy fed him ice cream as an alternative to parenting; and he lumbered on to his next cartoonish heartbreak.
34 years passed, but very little happened. A blur of catfish, the same trick played out ad infinitum.
And now Lucas films himself screaming "GEN Z! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT? WHERE ARE THE PARTIES AT? FUCK YOUR BIGOTRY!" and hopefully shares it with the world.
Still the kid who wanted the invite most, and the only one who didn't receive it.
WonderWino
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Very telling imaginings at that. It speaks volumes that even his own subconscious keeps questioning if he is gay. Like i've said, for someone who is adamant about not being gay he sure goes on about it alot
and all this talk lucas has been doing about going to college to go to parties reminds me of that scene in american pie 2 when everybody is playing cards and jim asks them 'so are we the cool older guys or the creepy older guys that still want to hang out around high school parties'
People would be thinking the same thing about lucas real quick. and itgoes without saying that would be his dream goal - to be invited to a high school party full of 18 year olds that he could provide 'legal' alcohol and 'legal' pot so he would be 'popular' and bribe himself into some 18 year old high school girls pants
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Mum also helped cement his entitlement with women, I think. When she posted about his rejection from that party, her defence was “my little Lucas loved that girl sooooo MUCH and he didn’t get an invite and it was so unfair!”
The idea that if a boy takes a romantic interest in a girl, he’s automatically entitled to her time and attention, is one I bet she passed down to Lucas. Also how the fuck IN LOVE could he have been, he was six fukken years old
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Guarantee Lucas was even creepier as a kid.
What little socialization he has now, which isnt much mind you, was absent then.
Yes, it's likely that his sex drive wasn't as pointed as a 6 year old, but who knows.
I could see Lucas being the sort of kid who was a little too into "playing doctor", with girls or boys, to the point where other kids were forbidden to play with him.
He has such sick ideas about sex.
Sure, some of that is porn, but not all of it.
Some of it is his innate perversity.
What little socialization he has now, which isnt much mind you, was absent then.
Yes, it's likely that his sex drive wasn't as pointed as a 6 year old, but who knows.
I could see Lucas being the sort of kid who was a little too into "playing doctor", with girls or boys, to the point where other kids were forbidden to play with him.
He has such sick ideas about sex.
Sure, some of that is porn, but not all of it.
Some of it is his innate perversity.
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Lucas: "I only eat once a day"
Also Lucas: "Here's multiple videos every other day showing me eating multiple portions at multiple restaurants. This is what a date with me is like gen z"
Lucas" "We hate the money in power"
Also Lucas: "I'm trying to impress chicks. Heres me eating the second most expensive food on the menu"
Also Lucas: "Here's multiple videos every other day showing me eating multiple portions at multiple restaurants. This is what a date with me is like gen z"
Lucas" "We hate the money in power"
Also Lucas: "I'm trying to impress chicks. Heres me eating the second most expensive food on the menu"
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God, I'm still trawling through what the wayback machine has of his websites and came across this gem (which is up in full context on virtualwern.com).
"Incest is illegal. Pedophilia is illegal. Raising consent for males to 35 will mean younger men will have to think about anything other than sex. The talent busting out of these Stevie Wonders and Galileoi. Warp drives and real rock n roll again. The Second Rennaisance of science and sound. Ted Talk replaces religion. We get these young men on it and put the young ladies in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant eating a meal made by her Wolfgang Puck / Paul Bunyan hybridization of a man like me treating you like a queen. Me. If you allowed me to respect you as you deserve."
I'm not sure which is worse, the "barefoot and pregnant" comment or the fact that he thinks he's a hybrid of Wolfgang Puck and Paul Bunyan.
Bitch boy can't cook for shit, that's proven by every photo he's ever posted of food he's cooked, and he sure hasn't done even a full shift's work of manual labor in his flabby life.
Got a few evening errands to run and I'll see if he's got any more disgusting food or sobbing or bathroom videos posted then throw that goddamned nonsense together into an even longer string of nonsense.
"Incest is illegal. Pedophilia is illegal. Raising consent for males to 35 will mean younger men will have to think about anything other than sex. The talent busting out of these Stevie Wonders and Galileoi. Warp drives and real rock n roll again. The Second Rennaisance of science and sound. Ted Talk replaces religion. We get these young men on it and put the young ladies in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant eating a meal made by her Wolfgang Puck / Paul Bunyan hybridization of a man like me treating you like a queen. Me. If you allowed me to respect you as you deserve."
I'm not sure which is worse, the "barefoot and pregnant" comment or the fact that he thinks he's a hybrid of Wolfgang Puck and Paul Bunyan.
Bitch boy can't cook for shit, that's proven by every photo he's ever posted of food he's cooked, and he sure hasn't done even a full shift's work of manual labor in his flabby life.
Got a few evening errands to run and I'll see if he's got any more disgusting food or sobbing or bathroom videos posted then throw that goddamned nonsense together into an even longer string of nonsense.
WonderWino
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Indeed, he barely has a filter and even the most basic social skills at 40. as a kid he must have really creeped people out
On that note i'm just waiting for a 'look at the flowers' meme with lucas and his mother to inevitably pop up if his mother ever finally flips out on him
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I wonder if hypothetically if some zoomer fucked him, would he admit all his problems are solved or would he just want younger when they finally smartened up and threw him out.
I guess I'm just curious if he could ever be satisfied with life or if he will always take it to the next level of creep
I guess I'm just curious if he could ever be satisfied with life or if he will always take it to the next level of creep
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I wish we had more primary sources on Lucas's childhood and adolescence. I'm always curious about new avenues of mockery.
Lucas was probably the kind of little boy that other little boys refused to play with, and all the little girls avoided. Nothing ever changes.
Lucashasn't socially developed since puberty. He spectacularly failed his transition into adulthood, and is now the world's oldest teenage boy.
It's a mistake to think of him as an adult. No, he still at that stage where he wants to be seen as a grown man, and taken care of by his mommy.
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I knew it was too good to be true when he said he was going to go back on his meds. This dumb shit needs insulin and antipsychotics, not weed. God forbid he do ANYTHING to take care of himself. He seems to think he's invincible. I wonder how long it will be until they have to take his feet because he refused to treat his diabetes. The ladies will really be flockin' to him then.