Waifus (and husbandos) that we don't get why they're so popular. - Throw quick jabs at popular characters you don't like.

I've seen some people obsessed with Velma from Scooby-Doo.

I get the appeal of nerdy girls, and there's nothing wrong with the character herself, but she's a teenager. Also, even if she were of age, she looks and acts like the kind of girl that most dudes that lust over her would avoid if she were a real person.

This isn't counting the actress that played her in the live action movies, btw.
 
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Yes I know it's autism. But being married to Reshiram and wanting to become Moltres' poop even made me do a doubletake. These days it doesn't even phase me to see something like that. But back then... Dear Lord.
 
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Yes I know it's autism. But being married to Reshiram and wanting to become Moltres' poop even made me do a doubletake. These days it doesn't even phase me to see something like that. But back then... Dear Lord.
Nothing about that thing's design works in any way also lol it has a furry dick
 
I've seen some people obsessed with Velma from Scooby-Doo.

I get the appeal of nerdy girls, and there's nothing wrong with the character herself, but she's a teenager. Also, even if she were of age, she looks and acts like the kind of girl that most dudes that lust over her would avoid if she were a real person.

This isn't counting the actress that played her in the live action movies, btw.
Velma's age depends on what piece of the franchise you're watching though. In most of the animated movies (and the live action ones for that matter), she's an adult. She's also a lot more of a genuine nerd, as opposed to the "nerd girl" who's just into geeky shit for attention and to seem quirky. She's actually smart and has a passion for solving problems. I see the appeal, TBH.

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Yes I know it's autism. But being married to Reshiram and wanting to become Moltres' poop even made me do a doubletake. These days it doesn't even phase me to see something like that. But back then... Dear Lord.
That's just fantasy bestiality.
 
Ashley from the WarioWare series.
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I know the reasons why she's popular, but I really wish I didn't.
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Mona and 5-Volt are hotter imo.
Klara from SW is the vastly inferior design to Avery and I will die on this hill. Avery is weird, kooky, and fun. Klara is generic and boring.
Avery, the femboy? Femboys tend to have the weirdest fans (usually troons and 4channers). Though I understand your hate for Klara though, she looks like a whore tbh.
 
This fucking guy.

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Every single Danganronpa characters is a walking trope, but this guy stands out as one-note even among them. If you delete the word "hope" from the game he loses more than half his dialogue and his entire personality and 30% of the story but it's a Danganronpa title so that's expected. He's a creep and annoying every single time he appears in the game, being a fucking prick in every chapter until he kills himself by proxy. And he only does that because he wants to create a murder impossible to solve so that everyone else gets killed when they can't guess who was the murderer, thus being a dick even after dead.

Even the rest of the cast of the game hates the guy and tries to lock him inside his cabin on Chapter 2 so he will stop fucking things up for everyone, which he keeps on doing anyway.

I genuinely feel like a huge part of his popularity is because he likes the main character and that gave the fanbase a "canon" uwu soft gay boi ship to cream their undergarments over.
I see your Komaeda,
And I raise you Kokichi Oma. Where do I start?
 
Not to rag on anime, as I also like anime, but I don't see myself ever really having an anime crush.
Anime characters come off as cookie cutter characters for me, if you have an anime waifu/husbando then most of them are also your husbando and waifu.

My husbando is B.J Blazcowicz from New Colossus, SGT Gary Roach Sanderson from MW2, I know he's not seen, but he comes off to me as that cute quiet type, I imagine him having short dark brown hair... green eyes... pretty face. Jasper and Edward Cullen from Twilight make for good husbando material too although I don't count those since they aren't animated. Shay Cormac from Assassin's Creed. There was this one anime video game characterI had a crush on; Ashton Anchors from Star Ocean Second Story. Philip J. Fry from futurama. Jason Todd from Arkham knight and Injustice 2, same with Deadshot. V from V for Vendetta. I have tons of husbandos. I find guys that look like James Franco really attractive too.


Woops forgot my jab at overrated waifu/husbandos. Garnivore or whatever it's spelled as is pretty overrated, and Lucaio is another one that furries twitch their dicks over too.
 
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I don't get the appeal of kuudere characters. I mean a tsundere might be a bitch but at least she is usually interesting. The only interesting kuudere character I ever saw was Sucy from Little Witch Academia. I guess this also might make me an Asuka fan because I could never see Shinji getting with Rei because she's so boring(she's also a kuudere character). Though Asuka's more interesting as a character and is also a bad waifu I'll never understand anyone liking.
 
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Every single one of these bitches. The only one with a somewhat tolerable personality is the blue haired one, but she's clearly designed to be submissive pedo-bait so watching any episodes revolving around her is still super uncomfortable. The guy's a limp dicked bitch to. Absolutely shitty show, that I watched way too many episodes of to see if it would get good (which I think was like five or something, IDK).

I remember this one so I'll tell you.
This show is basically a glorification of BDSM femdom relationships.
The main girl is a sadist and the guy is a masochist.
There are other girls in the show but the one that matters is constantly abusing the guy physically and verbally and he just takes it.
Not only does he take it, in one episode, he doesn't get beaten up for a bit (I think she leaves town for a bit or he does) and then, he complains about it saying that he misses her punches.

The people who think of that girl as a waifu just want to be abused by a hot girl.
 
Ashley from the WarioWare series.
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I know the reasons why she's popular, but I really wish I didn't.
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I could have sworn she was a lot younger than that.

Sounds like Nintendo aged her up a bit as the series went on.

But yeah, reason I liked her was that she was a pretty stark contrast to the game's relatively wacky cast and she had a fun theme song. Too bad she attracted so many goddamn weirdos.
 
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Any of the Katawa Shoujo characters (except for the big titty drill girl).
 
I don't get the appeal of kuudere characters. I mean a tsundere might be a bitch but at least she is usually interesting. The only interesting kuudere character I ever saw was Sucy from Little Witch Academia. I guess this also might make me an Asuka fan because I could never see Shinji getting with Rei because she's so boring(she's also a kuudere character). Though Asuka's more interesting as a character and is also a bad waifu I'll never understand anyone liking.

I think kuudere characters work pretty well if there's actually some progression away from the trope throughout the story, like Tomoyo from Clannad or Angel from Angel Beats!. But yeah, it's usually a pretty lazy way to make a character, since their primary personality trait is "quiet".
 
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