Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

He's buying the site because he's a loser with no friends and Something Awful is the only thing resembling a social life he has. I don't think sustainability and whatnot was even part of the thought process.
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U2 hatred was a thing like 20 years ago, so yes, this makes perfect sense.
Maddox did an article about how much he hated them when How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb came out in 2004, and he was late to the party even then. It's as if he's trying to bring back the glory days of the SA front page by recycling other tepid takes from around that time. Anything but pay comedy writers to come up with something fresh and funny.

"Yes commie troons, I am one of you!"

Hah, they'll be in for a shock if China does invade. Meeting some real communists who actually get shit done and consider their made up troon identities to be bourgeois degeneracy. Fucking imagine.
 
I’m curious why anyone would want to buy the site.
I get that he’s invested in the forum community as deluded as that is but the site itself doesn’t seem sustainable. Richard beat the life out of the golden goose.
You’re betting a lot on the site and presumably a SA Patreon being marketable after this. And that’s assuming Richard doesn’t stick you with any business debts or actually sells.
My prediction is that Richard rides this out to see if he can spin it and still profit, finds out he can’t so sells the site with the debts and the SA goes under in less than a year.
If I were filthy rich I would buy Kiwifarms (to save in the event Null retired). I wouldn't buy it because I wanted that power or infamy (god no) I just find value in the discussions that occur all over this forum.

This guy feels the same way about Something Awful, why he feels that way is a total mystery since Lowtax let the forum turn into complete trash, but I can't find fault in wanting to save a forum you've had enjoyment interacting on.

I see it as no different than taking the time and resources to make Private Servers for defunct video games.
 
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Tell me this absolute faggot wouldn't be a better leader for SA than Dickard.

He is probably absolutely sincere about this shit, too. He actually deserves to run the site.

If I were filthy rich I would buy Kiwifarms.

On Fantasy Island, if this ever happened, I'd do that but only if I could somehow lock myself out of ever having control over it at all.


Also I defy anyone to say there is even a whiff of insincerity in this absolutely cringy manifesto.
 
I would kind of like to see China invade just to see them put all the goons in camps / execute them.

I mean that requires China's military to be able to field more than a rickety fishing boat to transport their completely untested army around the world to American soil and somehow have the logistics in place to maintain a presence in the most armed country on the planet, but yeah, I can dream about goon imprisonment. Maybe it will be like "Stalin's gulags".

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This has got to be in the top ten of the most goon things ever posted; intersecting all the hallmarks of the goon - pathetic, insane, weird and disgusting.

Also actually sincere. Which is why this moron is almost certainly going to be canceled in favor of some troon who will finish off destroying SA in a hilarious manner while Jeff watches and cries and jacks off.

Maybe it will be like "Stalin's gulags".

[THIS IS WHAT GOONS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]
 
Sidenote, but where does this horseshit "Stalin was a swell guy y'all" come from? Just the other day I saw a bunch of faggot "activitsts" carrying red flags with the usual tripe, Che, Lennin, and surprise to me, Josef fucking Stalin.

Literally just idiot edgelords taught revisionist history. Also partially our fault for not properly villainizing the Soviets in our own history books.
 
Further to that post, Lowtax offered this as evidence:
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Interestingly, as some in the SA thread pointed out, Lowtax intentionally obscured the date of the email. Would be pretty lame if it was back from when they were first setting up Freestar (in mid-Februrary, as I recall). Also, it doesn't show that Logan changed the payment info to her, just that she changed it.
 
Lol, im sure the troon brigade is already digging through Jeffs history for wrongthink. Barring that, they'll destroy him for not bowing to their demands.*

*I know he'll fold like a cheap suit to any request they make, but it wont be fast or thorough enough for them.

And he's going to deserve everything that's coming to him.

Seriously, that "learn Mandarin" shit blew my mind. He's so spineless he makes Lowtax look like General Patton.
 
Lol, im sure the troon brigade is already digging through Jeffs history for wrongthink. Barring that, they'll destroy him for not bowing to their demands.*

*I know he'll fold like a cheap suit to any request they make, but it wont be fast or thorough enough for them.

That's the fun part. This utter loser will absolutely grovel to them and this won't be good enough.
 
Chinese communists even have a word for pathetic cringing liberal SJWs like them: "baizuo", or "white left". They absolutely look down on them as much as the right wing does. Perhaps even more so, because they're going around calling themselves communists too, and giving the actual party a bad name.
I've never been able to work out why troons especially call themselves communist. Marxism's materialist, you can't just say "I'm a woman because I say so" and expect that to mean anything, that's postmodernism. Mao even wrote a tract, "Combat Liberalism", that perfectly describes these dorks' behaviour even today. I suspect they either just like the *~aesthetic~* and pissing off their centrist parents, or they think communism means they get free stuff from the government.

And he's going to deserve everything that's coming to him.

Seriously, that "learn Mandarin" shit blew my mind. He's so spineless he makes Lowtax look like General Patton.
Lowtax's spine may be crumbling but at least he still just about has one.
 
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