No you don't. If you did, you wouldn't be posting here. They banned you off Something Awful until your court date, and there's nobody paying attention on Facebook except us, so you figured you'd cut the middleman out and come say "hi" directly. Not trying to 'be cruel', but this is self-evident. If you had a real support network, you'd be with them.
Here's some questions to keep you occupied. I'll give you a special sticker if you answer them. Bitches love stickers.
1. Lowtax says you get fucked up
on Latuda and Sixth Glass Quadrupels. Confirm or deny?
2. Has Lowtax ever privately confided in you genuine opinions about the state of Something Awful or any specific popular posters? If so, what is your favorite stories?
3. Has Lowtax at any point in time ever genuinely expressed any interest in having a relationship with his children?
4. What's his mom like?