Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Thumb Butler]

Please be well. I've heard of you, you have your own pain, and I wish you the best, my friend. There is more to life than this.

Look at Lowtax. That could be you in 20 years. Scary stuff.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I want details on Lowtax's possible mommy issues. Spill them, bitch.

 

[Eddie Bravo]

That fake, condescending pity doesn't work here. We've seen manipulative people come and go for almost a decade now. All that's special about you is your relationship to Lowtax and Something Awful. Answer my questions.

She ain't gonna any questions unless she can meme about it. She skipped over my questions.

Fuck her and her fake platitudes.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Please be well. I've heard of you, you have your own pain, and I wish you the best, my friend. There is more to life than this.

What is your court date for? Can you give us some insight on the second incident that happened? Or was it Lowtax's 'sweaty toes' causing problems again?

How do you feel about Lowtax attempting to demonize you by staging photographs and making accusations about you?

 

[Rotogravure]

I would have x100 times more respect for you Logan, if you would drop this fake pity/empathy and just you know. Roll with it, see the humor, laugh at Rich, laugh at yourself, laugh at what you can of the situation and dish some fun facts.

 

[Spunt]

Please be well. I've heard of you, you have your own pain, and I wish you the best, my friend. There is more to life than this.

This "moral high ground" shit is even less convincing when you are spilling private details about you ex's genitalia every other post. Like Null said, we're not as stupid as Goons and we can see through it a mile away. Cut it out.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Who are you? I hope you're not a woman. I hope you sleep well at night with the things you say in the world. I wish the best for you, MirnaMinkoff.

I’m giving you hard yet solid advice. Its tough as fuck for women in many industries, but creative and political fields are the worst because of fluid boundaries and overlapping work/personal lives. I am most definitely a woman and I’ve watched to many go down a similar road as you because they think dating men in positions of authority can be advantageous to get places in the world.

As my old boomer lady boss told me when I was 24, you fuck one of them or let them grab your ass they all think they get the next bite at the apple. They will punish you if they don’t get it and also if they do.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Please be well. I've heard of you, you have your own pain, and I wish you the best, my friend. There is more to life than this.

You fucking ridiculous hypocrite, spending half a year ragging on Lowtax's stressed out estranged wife. You've got amazing nerve, and maybe a little walnutty shriveled ball of your own to try acting as though you have pity for Null, when your trajectory for the last half year has shown that you're willing to do anything for cred like Null's.

You need to sit down with a therapist and take stock and responsibility for all the wretched shit you have done since November (and earlier) that absolutely cannot be blamed on your sadbrain conditions. You aren't going to get that catharsis here.

 

[Never Scored]

Please be well. I've heard of you, you have your own pain, and I wish you the best, my friend. There is more to life than this.

You are a childless person in your late 20s whose happiness clearly hinges on having attention paid to you trying to work your way into the souless empty corperate entertainment machine to be a show runner because you've bought into the career as a religon fuckery pushed on us for the last 50-60 years by our overlords to make us good little white collar workers. You don't get to tell people there is more to life than inane bullshit. Your self-professed goal is to produce bullshit for people to binge watch while they sit on the couch and hedonistically stuff their face with over-priced takeout under the gaze of their funko pop figurines.

*Edit* Grammar

 

[Thumb Butler]

Why would you have pity for Null? He didn't make out with Lowtax' foot.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

No I am currently sleeping in Rich's hous's guest bedroom because he is a very generous person. I have all I need and I'm extremely safe.

Does he know you've been talking about his cock on kiwifarms in the meanwhile?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Goons are getting tired of soothing her ego giving her attention to prevent public drama bombs.

Logan started trying to cultivate contacts and leverage her "COO of SomethingAwful DOT COM" the minute Lowtax was bullied into publicly saying she worked for SA in some capacity. (She rapidly went from helping with free marketing advice, to branding strategist to CHEIF OPERATING OFFICER of SA lol) She kept demanding new meaningless titles at a one man operation everything time Lowtax and her had a spat.

So during the few months she could claim to have some association with SA and their banner ad spaces she probably hit up everyone under the sun. They pated her on the head, said those small talk business things about working together, she and some desperate mid-managers level managers at some agencies and various one and two man operations probably came up with some GREAT viral campaigns they would use SA for, etc... now that it's all imploded into a mess of drama that reveals you were just dealing with the owner's crazy new piece of tail they all beg off and politely distance themselves now.

It's even worse than she imagines. Because she made a big show of being the new boss lady in charge of revamping SA that means everyone will also know about the the nature of her actual role and the embarrassing drama surrounding it. It will make her pure poison for any legitimate work and real agencies for the next decade. I mean her FB and other BS already ruled almost any real professional work in the industry outside of call-centers, but the SA platform to shill for was really all she had to offer. If only she could have just kept quiet, not made a giant fool of herself by crowning herself QUEEN COO OF SA she might have just been able to sulk off with just a shitty relationship story but like all BPD chicks she had to take it EXTREMELY ONLINE. Fucking idiot.

She's a now single attractive woman who is DTF losers with money. She is going to be fine. Men will always think with the wrong head.

BTW I just want to make everyone notice Logan's Linkedin, it's hilarious.

"eOnline 2000 cyberspace World Wide Web Infomation Superhighway 2.0?" LOL Logan people stopped using that phrase before you were born.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

She's a now single attractive woman who is DTF losers with money. She is going to be fine. Men will always think with the wrong head.

BTW I just want to make everyone notice Logan's Linkedin, it's hilarious.
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eOnline 2000 World Wide Web Infomation Superhighway 2.0? LOL Logan people stopped using that phrase before you were born.

Damn man it is too close to lunchtime to induce that kind of cringe, yikes.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

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Those citations are a real major league roster. Flexing Knowyourmeme in your CV is some super serial shit.

 

[Spunt]

She's a now single attractive woman who is DTF losers with money. She is going to be fine. Men will always think with the wrong head.

BTW I just want to make everyone notice Logan's Linkedin, it's hilarious.
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eOnline 2000 World Wide Web Infomation Superhighway 2.0? LOL Logan people stopped using that phrase before you were born.

No you see its more of the lolrandom zany purple monkey dishwasher humour that made SA great, along with things like not paying front page writers, embezzlement and spousal abuse.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Logan please come here and dish on Lowtax

Lowtax please come here and dish on Logan

you guys are so fucken mean lol

Less than fifteen minutes lol.

Answer Null's questions. Then get a dbt workbook, take your meds and turn off your internet. Honestly, nothing good can come of you spewing your shit here or anywhere else.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

She's a now single attractive woman who is DTF losers with money. She is going to be fine. Men will always think with the wrong head.

BTW I just want to make everyone notice Logan's Linkedin, it's hilarious.
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"eOnline 2000 cyberspace World Wide Web Infomation Superhighway 2.0?" LOL Logan people stopped using that phrase before you were born.

Of all fucking things to lead off with, you go with Slenderman? Really?

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Lowtax does nothing most of the day. He watched bad 80s movies and obscure Hong Kong martial arts films. Sometimes giallo Italian New Wave films. However he mostly sleeps, watches movies, plays games on his phone. This is my understanding of what Lowtax does during the day in the time that I lived at his house.

Basically your average goon.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Of all fucking things to lead off with, you go with Slenderman? Really?

I'm COO of Somethingawful, ever heard of us? We harboured a convicted child molester as a major mod for a decade. Yes that's us!

 

[blablabla]

Logqan stop posting here and be with your friends relatives.