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Welcome to the Farms, Derek. It's great to see you here and I bet the goon lurkers right now are probably pissing themselves about how you're a nazi for regging here.

I, for one, am looking forward to the shit avalanche that is about to start.
 
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This is from a looong time ago too, but not so long ago that everyone who commented on or reposted this pic didn't get a permaban as soon as the mods woke up...

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Only the first page is still archived as it got memory holed at page 14... https://archive.md/I8pyV

There were some choice quotes in that thread and also the SS one, but this one from GAPO in 2015 is strangely ironic now:

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"I tripped over a cookie".

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For people that don't know the "lore"... I'll explain some of it:

The "EX Men" sidebar is self explanatory, but Fire and Wu are in there, (both had accounts when this was done), along with a few I can't remember. More than likely at least one of them are probably dead by now. Statistics don't lie.

The Mods:

Brojo: Obsessed with trains like every other autist.
OZMA: Fat.
Senior Woodchuck: Wrote pornographic DuckTails fan fic, tiny face, massive head. Likes to smell hair.
Ralp: Faggot who liked to permaban anyone who crossed his yellow teeth.
Aatrek: Convicted pedophile Star Trek nerd, and convicted pedophile.
Eggplant Wizard: Wrote werewolf rape and incest porn and sold it on Amazon under a pseudonym. Also looks like an old Hannibal Lector.
XYLOJW: Has a potato for a head, and a potato for a child. (Future mod material).
Abe: Can't iron, won't iron. Used to work for EA, dedicated follower of anti-faSHION.
Would: Ralps "hot" underage sister. A goon favorite.
McCaine: Deviant ginger disgrace.
The Finn: Got cucked. That pic is his ex wife and her new fella laughing at him on their honeymoon (allegedly).
Vilerat: Got smoked in Benghazi. Vote Hillary.

Then there's the Shrmorky diaper pic, mangosteen, and whatever else I can't remember...

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Derek Smart said:
Hey guys!

I would like to clear my record. You know, for the children.

I wasn't banned for "doxing". I was banned for "whatever-the-SA-shit-gibbon-of-the-month-said-I-had-done".

I had my own Star Citizen sub-forum on SA; much to the chagrin of a lot of lifers who apparently weren't famous enough to even get a byline without paying Lowtax 5 bux.

That sub-forum was all about Star Citizen. And seeing as I'm a Usenet refugee and infamous Internet warlord, I know what it's like to moderate a forum full of passionate posters and other occasional wankers. I was a fair moderator, and it was a fun sub-forum. All were welcome. To the extent that even the nut jobs from other SA subs (e.g. FYAD) would occasionally stop by - usually to make trouble of course.

I made SA quite a bit of money during the Star Citizen hey days because having that sub-forum drove all the Shitizens there. We'd lock down, then they'd buy SA accounts just to see what we were saying so that they could defend their game or attack us (even the Goon believers turned dissenters). Fun times.

Some of the Goons were righteously jealous of all this attention, while forgetting that Lowtax and I go way - way - back in the day. So guys like FAU and other mods who were no doubt Star Citizen backers would find every bs reason to harass me with temp bans, timeouts etc. At some point it got so bad that I just stopped giving a shit.

Amid all that, most of the Shitizens were scammers; and from time to time they would breeze through. Part of exposing their scams was finding out who they were so they would take responsibility for their scams. The most hilarious one was some wheelchair bound Shitizen who, for some inexplicable reason, figured that threatening me and others was a spectacular plan. So I dug him up, and posted his high school page. Boom. Me. Banned.

This went on for sometime, and the Goons who were gunning for me, kept reporting my posts. In the end I got de-modded and two Goon ex-backers, Beer4TheBeerGod (nice fellow), and Beet Wagon (the quintessential SA wanker) were made mods. It all went straight to shit pretty much right after. So I stopped participating and generally didn't give a shit at that point.

Amid all this, after parking themselves on the sub-Reddit that bears my name and using it to attack me from afar, one of the most prolific Shitizens who was also running a fake/scam website (I wrote a whole expose about them. Their venture collapsed almost immediately after) decided to take it one step further. Again with the threats. So I did this. And got the inevitable perma - for posting a LinkedIn URL. Yeah - really.

So that was the end of my SA stint. And I didn't even bother to ping Lowtax to take a look and make a decision, seeing as he was already the absentee landlord.

So that's the story of my SA ban. Any other story is pure and utter bs. In fact, as I have just now posted some, I have links to every single SA post that got me a time-out. Because I'm autistic and completely broken-brained like that - I keep track of everything.

As for Star Citizen, I am going to see if I can start a forum thread here on KF where I can track the ongoing shenanigans as I used to do on SA. In the meantime, you can read all my Star Citizen blogs over here.
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Sorry that my take was a mistaken one. You're good people in my book, dude

I actually made a Star Citizen thread here where i probably wasn't as on target, so apologies again i guess
 
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That's a hell of a lot more interesting than my own "whatever-the-SA-shit-gibbon-of-the-month-said-I-had-done" ban, where I just got caught up in a random for-no-reason ban wave because I guess Lowtax ran out of pills that day.

Welcome, Derek! Stay and laugh at Lowtax's explosive downfall with us for a while, it's a good time.
 
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Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD said:
This is from a looong time ago too, but not so long ago that everyone who commented on or reposted this pic didn't get a permaban as soon as the mods woke up...

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Only the first page is still archived as it got memory holed at page 14... https://archive.md/I8pyV

There were some choice quotes in that thread and also the SS one, but this one from GAPO in 2015 is strangely ironic now:

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edit: This is ripe for an update...

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Holy shit that brings back memories.
 
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White Devil said:
If any of those troon enablers have kids, somehow, I shudder to think of what their kids will turn into.

I hope my kids bully the fuck out of them in dystopian future school.
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I want to have one of those boomer bumper stickers saying my honor roll kid doxed your faggot tranny kid.
 
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Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD said:
This is from a looong time ago too, but not so long ago that everyone who commented on or reposted this pic didn't get a permaban as soon as the mods woke up...

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Only the first page is still archived as it got memory holed at page 14... https://archive.md/I8pyV

There were some choice quotes in that thread and also the SS one, but this one from GAPO in 2015 is strangely ironic now:

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edit: This is ripe for an update...

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The best thing the Waffle SS ever made.
 
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AnonymousDimwit said:
I only heard about Derek Smart from SA and thought he was an angry, bitter game dev.
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Derek WAS an angry, bitter game dev, but like most people who have spent 20 years engaged with the internet, he’s chilled the fuck out and takes the Internet with a grain of salt over the years. I’ve changed a lot in 20 years and I assume Derek has too.

He also has a bunch of money, which also helps you chill out
 
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White Devil said:
Lol what a bunch of weeping vaginas. That was tame as shit.
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Those people are all the FYAD/QCS faggot brigade who have been doing that same concern trolling shit for half a decade. They want Cyrano out so that they can pressure Jeff's FYAD fame chasing ass to make them or someone they like an admin instead. It's very transparent.
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Isn't he some sort of pacific islander though?
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That stopped being the case the moment he registered his account here.
 
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