To reach Level 7, which will be required to fuck with NotPhil, I will be logging in once a week for many weeks to play the little event that focuses on the ‘class’ of wrestler who I think has the best chance to beat the CPU wrestlers, which you need to beat in order to level up. Each event gives you five ‘golden diamonds or whatever’ in dozens of categories, most of which are useless to your wrestler. For instance, The Rock needs 8 wristbands, 25 ‘BOSS’ rings, 5 feather boas, 20 pairs of sunglasses, 30 microphones, 77 purple sim cards, 77 black sim cards, 77 yellow sim cards, and 24,000 coins. To be fair, he can also substitute shards of his own shattered soul for the equivalent number of sim cards. These are obtained randomly under mysterious circumstances. This is all real and this game is fucking rеtаrded.