Culture The US Army is losing the war in Discord - Folks are trying to see how fast they can get banned


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On Tuesday, chat app Discord announced an initiative to make the service more open and inclusive to communities beyond gaming. On Twitter, the U.S. Army’s esports account —which has its own professional team of gamers — made the mistake of responding to the news with “UwU,” followed by some heart emojis.

This marked the start of an onslaught against the Army group, which for some, occupies a morally gray area because it is seen as a method to recruit gamers for war through video games and cutesy internet speak. One top response to the Tweet, for instance, reads, “uwu pwease enwist and commit waw cwimes uwu.”

Since then, folks have started to try and speedrun how fast they can get banned from the Discord, in a troll-ish attempt to protest its existence and recruitment efforts. The most popular method, as showcased by Twitter user @Aurum_Corpus, involves linking the Wikipedia page for war crimes committed by the United States. But it’s not the only thing folks are using to bait bans as fast as possible; it seems that anti-army jokes, or memes in general, are fair game for folks trying to troll the Discord. Some outright reference the unfortunate “UwU” post that set all of this off.

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The dunks on social media are endless. It must have gotten bad in the Discord, because as of this writing, the esports team — which has been around since 2018 — shut down access to the chat channels by new users. When you try and agree to the rules to get inside the Discord, nothing happens.

The U.S. Army Esports’ Discord’s “welcome” chat channel currently shows a message from an admin (with the display name UwU, no less) saying “Temporarily disabled. Thanks for the fun tonight!”

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Reached for comment, the admins for the U.S. Army Discord did not respond in time for press. Given this state of affairs, whatever is the current world record for getting banned from the chat group won’t be toppled anytime soon.

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Yandere dev must be happy that people have found another server to pick on... for now.
 
The lack of Drone Simulator 2020 game is truly a dropped ball on both our armed forces and the games industry in general.
 
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So many replies about bombing innocent civilians. What are we supposed to do when they hide behind innocents?
 
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Makes me wonder if the Army had an AOL chat room. Same idea. Different generation.
 

I have no confidence in the US military to win a war of any scale. Since Vietnam it's been a jobs program that emphasizes promoting women and niggers into leadership roles, and now fags and troons also, who are more likely to put their firearm into their mouth than point it at the enemy.

A military's sole role is to kill every single man, woman, and child in the way of getting what you want. Once you deviate from that you may as well not have one.
 
If the US army requires more recruits....

why do they target soyboys who are 40 kilos with an iron bed and their piercings or fat neckbeards who get winded going to the first floor without an elevator? I mean I guess neckbeards can pilot drones but still.

Shouldn't they just hire the best rugby or basketball players and market to rednecks and chads and muscleheads of all types? I mean who wouldn't love tank nascar?
 
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A military's sole role is to kill every single man, woman, and child in the way of getting what you want. Once you deviate from that you may as well not have one.
I would add and to prevent your men, women, and children in the way of the other guy from being killed. Otherwise pretty succint.

Oh! And to allow congressmen to stuff federal funds back into their districts with boondoggle projects.
 
I know I'd have been more inclined to join the army if they actually let soldiers shoot back instead of acting like weaboo losers on discord.
 
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