Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[plattschwanz]

The Furry Concentration Camp was a bad idea. Not because it was disrespectful towards gays or whatever, but because it quickly became a popular place for furries to hang around and post their nightmarish shit. The ripcord got pulled after more and more were registering an account with the sole aim of posting there.

What an asshole. He blames Kiwi Farms for his trainwreck of a life?

All Lowtax ever does is complain about his life and bitch about other people. One of the most pathetic things he did was cry on facebook that moot received a job from google even though he had the audacity to have founded 4chan, he was clearly jealous.

 

[Null]

Burn it down LowT, let it burn. Destroying it is the only way you can save it. From it's ashes you will be free. Richard will be free.

You don't want to be cancelled, but you don't know how to take a life. Give it to me. Any of them would cancel you, and take it anyways. Give it to me. You can tell 'em I took it by force.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Nah this is all on the troons, the gays don't want anything to do with them. You've got groups like LGB Alliance, Get The L Out and LGB Drop The T actively trying to get rid of them and stop them pulling histrionic shit like this in their name.
Even with troons there used to be some funny and based ones like psyopmonkey and SybilVimes on SA, but now it's all the cluster B creepy ones outnumbering them.

Also troons seem to be bizarrely overrepresented on these sites. /r/chapotraphouse was, I believe, almost 10% troons before it was banned. I can't imagine gays being more than a few per cent of any non-sexual online community.

There's a link between autism and troonery that probably explains it, but troons are basically 13/52 for online autism. They're less than 1% of the population but they're everywhere online. Even this site has a small handful of them, though not so many because it's right leaning.

 

[Pepper Jack]

COO isn't just a title you put on a resume - you have to (if you want to be taken seriously) list accomplishments. I've put a few on there to get the ball rolling for you @Mormon BPD Cokewhore

Chief Operations Officer for SomethingAwful.com - June 20 to June 20

- Ruined any goodwill the userbase had toward the CEO, forcing him to attempt to sell the site.
- Brought profits down $80,000 a year (down nearly 600%).
- Made several disparaging comments about the CEO's "dick and balls" on a competitor's website.
- Commanded a salary of $0 annually. With a bonus structure of $0 per quarter.
- Made several disparaging comments about the CEO's wife - while she was in a women's shelter with her daughter during divorce proceedings.
- Posted a picture of the CEO kissing my feet on said website.
- Hired several writers and gave them a competitve salary ($0 weekly, $0 in bonuses with a chance of $40/week several months down the line).

Don't forget:
- Served as the Chief Plunger Officer, to support the CEO with improving flushing operations due to a crippling opioid addiction. During my time as CPO, I was able to remove clogs 75% faster, which resulted in the CEO being able to consume 50% more goldbelly pies.

 

[glumCunt]

Hey, this gave me an Idea.

Set up a website similar to ones where (former) employees rate their employers/companies, like Glass Door, except it'll be social climbers and goldiggers rating sugardaddies or sugarmommas. Call it Glass Whore if you will.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Also troons seem to be bizarrely overrepresented on these sites. /r/chapotraphouse was, I believe, almost 10% troons before it was banned. I can't imagine gays being more than a few per cent of any non-sexual online community.

There's a link between autism and troonery that probably explains it, but troons are basically 13/52 for online autism. They're less than 1% of the population but they're everywhere online. Even this site has a small handful of them, though not so many because it's right leaning.

Depends what you (and they) mean by trans. I think only one or two of then are transsexuals and a hell of a lot of them are just straight dudes who've watched too much "lesbian" porn and catgirl hentai and got a sissy/crossdressing fetish. There's always been a lot of those guys out there but they used to keep that shit in the bedroom or in private clubs, until groups like the HRC and ACLU needed more donations and told them that they're also brave and stunning trans women. Now they're everywhere, and the old school trannies are fucking sick of them.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Depends what you (and they) mean by trans. I think only one or two of then are transsexuals and a hell of a lot of them are just straight dudes who've watched too much "lesbian" porn and catgirl hentai and got a sissy/crossdressing fetish. There's always been a lot of those guys out there but they used to keep that shit in the bedroom or in private clubs, until groups like the HRC and ACLU needed more donations and told them that they're also brave and stunning trans women. Now they're everywhere, and the old school trannies are fucking sick of them.

A lot of them seem to have a weird focus on cartoon cat girls so that does explain a lot. I was under the impression that they're mentally ill troons who actually think they're beautiful women but the idea they're actually just straight men is possible.

 

[X Prime]

Gaming with goons was really the only fun thing out of that forum past 2010. Sure as fuck can't do it now, they politicize EVERYTHING. Friend of mine got banned from the Warframe goon guild and discord for being "transphobic".

Dropping a single "faggot" is enough for goons now to get really upset.

One goon veteran on the Warframe guild got banned for using the term "gimmedat," a 4chan hate word for black people apparently, one time in an increasingly heated argument. That was his sole offense.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

A lot of them seem to have a weird focus on cartoon cat girls so that does explain a lot. I was under the impression that they're mentally ill troons who actually think they're beautiful women but the idea they're actually just straight men is possible.

Could be a bit of both, mentally ill straight men who like to pretend they're catgirls. Sam Riedel, Andrea Long Chu, Ann Lawrence and a bunch of other troons have openly admitted it's a fetish for them (autogynephilia) and influenced by porn, but many more fetishists get angry when they point it out. Look in any of the Rat King threads or any of the threads in /r/transgender or /r/MtF and you'll find plenty of examples, dudes asking "is it normal to get hard when someone calls you 'ma'am"?" and other dudes saying "yeah that's totally normal, cis women get that too, it's just gender euphoria". It's a whole rabbit hole of coomers.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Dropping a single "faggot" is enough for goons now to get really upset.

One goon veteran on the Warframe guild got banned for using the term "gimmedat," a 4chan hate word for black people apparently, once in an increasingly heated argument. That was his sole offense.

The actual word is "gibsmedat" and it refers to welfare. It's not an insult for blacks themselves.

Could be a bit of both, mentally ill straight men who like to pretend they're catgirls. Sam Riedel, Andrea Long Chu, Ann Lawrence and a bunch of other troons have openly admitted it's a fetish for them (autogynephilia) and influenced by porn, but many more fetishists get angry when they point it out. Look in any of the Rat King threads or any of the threads in /r/transgender or /r/MtF and you'll find plenty of examples, dudes asking "is it normal to get hard when someone calls you 'ma'am"?" and other dudes saying "yeah that's totally normal, cis women get that too, it's just gender euphoria". It's a whole rabbit hole of coomers.

The idea that any "woman" would be getting hard is vile.

 

[X Prime]

The actual word is "gibsmedat" and it refers to welfare. It's not an insult for blacks themselves.

Yeah. I'm not even sure he intended it to be that word, he didn't use the b. It was just close enough that it got construed as a racist slur for some reason.

Most likely it was political opportunism, the guy made the error of not thinking it was the LGBT apocalypse that Trump won in 2016. You would not believe the number of goons in that guild whining about being maybe put in camps.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Yeah. I'm not even sure he intended it to be that word, he didn't use the b. It was just close enough that it got construed as a racist slur for some reason.

Most likely it was political opportunism, the guy made the error of not thinking it was the LGBT apocalypse that Trump won in 2016. You would not believe the number of goons in that guild whining about being maybe put in camps.

They must have such self inflated views of their own importance to think POTUS would even care to go after them.

 

[X Prime]

They must have such self inflated views of their own importance to think POTUS would even care to go after them.

Goons are absolutely nuts about politics. It infests absolutely everything.

An adjunct to that is that they stay mad over the pettiest shit for years, as we see from the recent PCOS Bill/Cyrano saga. It's not even autism at that point, it's pure grudge-holding.

 

[Anime is Blood]

The strange thing about Goons in Eve Online:
They would spew the most racist, homophobic, trash talk of any alliance in Eve. I've been out of it for years now, but I distinctly remember dozens of Goons sockpuppeting accounts due to their mains getting suspended/banned for trash talk in 'local'. Usually prior or during major fights.
I believe the Eve Goons are distinctly different than the SA Goons. I don't think the 2 cultures mixed much.
The Mittani apparently knows LowTax and I think LowTax played Eve for a short while.

Goonswarm's heyday was 2006-2012. You could still say faggot or make fat jokes on Eve online when SA was overran by fat catlady mods. So you are right about back then.

Ever since then it got slowly more woke until their new post-break leadership proudly announced to all that Goonswarm was a safespace and hatespeech wouldn't be tolerated in any form. They've purged almost everybody in the past 2-3 years with the typical circular firing squads and purity tests.

I guess that's another opportunity Lowtax squandered, since his forum was so useless you had 5,000+ person groups having to set up their own forms of communication off-site which were plain regular forums except they were cheap, had modern features and could be upgraded.

 

[X Prime]

Ever since then it got slowly more woke until their new post-break leadership proudly announced to all that Goonswarm was a safespace and hatespeech wouldn't be tolerated in any form.

The Star Trek Online guilds took this a step further and research your post history for wrongthink before letting you in.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Don't forget:
- Served as the Chief Plunger Officer, to support the CEO with flushing his opiod turds due to a crippling opioid addiction. During my time as CPO, I was able to remove clogs 75% faster.

If she could learn to snake a drain she might have a real money maker with a roto-rooter franchise.

Could be a bit of both, mentally ill straight men who like to pretend they're catgirls. Sam Riedel, Andrea Long Chu, Ann Lawrence and a bunch of other troons have openly admitted it's a fetish for them (autogynephilia) and influenced by porn, but many more fetishists get angry when they point it out. Look in any of the Rat King threads or any of the threads in /r/transgender or /r/MtF and you'll find plenty of examples, dudes asking "is it normal to get hard when someone calls you 'ma'am"?" and other dudes saying "yeah that's totally normal, cis women get that too, it's just gender euphoria". It's a whole rabbit hole of coomers.

i think it’s good mix of both because it allows the troons to role play online as sexy cat girls or whatever the fuck and the other person to get free wank material while cat girl role plays his fantasy. I mean if you’re turned on by animated plushie type creatures does it really matter if the person presending to be one has a dick or pussy? You’re ready to pretend they have a tail, fur, fuzzy ears and six nipples so whatever their real human genitals are hardly seems like any dealbreaker

Homophobia? They're saying two adult men or adult women having a relationship or consensual sex is on the same level as some degenerate nonce jerking off to children's cartoons and mascots and sometimes actual animals and children, and they have the gall to say they WERE homophobic and aren't any more?
I swear, conservatives say "gays are all paedos", and liberals say "gays are all paedos and that's okay".

No shit. Equating furries to gay people or homophobia is insulting as fuck. The nonsense level has reached an all time high.

Gay people are really getting fucked over by the bizarre SJW brigade who want to group them not only with mentally deranged troons but now with weirdos who want to fuck stuffed animals.

Hating African Boko Harman members that rape male goats is just straight up racism, islamphobia and homophobia too.

 

[dreamworks face]

The idea that any "woman" would be getting hard is vile.

I wasn't able to understand why anyone cared about pronouns at all until I read some thread on SA and realized that *many* people get their dicks hard from getting called their preferred pronouns, which explains so much about why you hear about pronouns. "This is getting someone's dick hard" is now my default theory for things I don't understand e.g. furries, crossdressers, Lowtax's posts...

 

[Gangster Talk]

Welp, I just looked at the front page.

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Why even still be SA at this point? Awful Link of the Day and Weekend Web were like 90% "shaming people" for their weird ass fetishes.

And am I interpreting this horseshit correctly? It's not a holocaust joke because it was a literal internet furry holocaust?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

That's actually the most amazing thing. Imagine having this crazy slut willing to suck your dick and in return, you had to do nothing. That's all you had to do, to get $10K a month and get your dick sucked right now, while having a slam pig who could slap around the troons who currently ran your site and maybe get a couple grand more for you than you were already getting doing nothing. Maybe she wasn't a business wizard but she could easily have made more money for him.

But no, he just had to smack her around too.

Any lolcow with a thread here could have made more out of that situation than Low-T did.

What a stupid motherfucker. He should suck start a shotgun.

People give Logan a lot of shit for various reasons, but you know what? At least she could recognize that SA needed something new and she at least had some ambition about doing it.

 

[peanus weenus]

Welp, I just looked at the front page.

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I like how the article, despite the subject, still took a moment to mention furfags have a pedophilia problem in the community.