Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Has she said what her blood sugar number was?

I think too that she figures by the time for her trip, she will be skinny but needing skin surgery. She will probably pay for it by offering up a kidney while she is under the knife.

She has a thing about "shaming". Well, what the hell is wrong with shaming people when they are doing shitty things? It holds society together. She doesn't want to be called out for anything she does, not just eating. She thinks she should not be shamed for driving around and going to stores and fast food places in the middle of a pandemic, or not shamed for pissing in public, among other things. She just loves to pull out the whiny "shame" card when she doesnt want to take responsibility for her actions
 
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If Chantal is tired of her current intro she could use one of the intros she paid for at the beginning of the year. You know, when she wanted to become a homemade, gourmet cooking channel? The intros for which she paid like 40$ each? Yeah, that phase. As always, she's so savvy with her finance, she really is the queen of long-term investing.

I cannot wait to see her healthy, diabetes-friendly recipes and mukbangs. You know she'll do a couple of videos where she'll act like Dr. Cuntal PhD in diabetes and vibrational foods, lecturing her viewers on the evils of sugar (but not protein, that was soooo day one of the latest healthy phase gurls), only to stuff herself again on Arby's meat curtains, claiming that you can still eat fast food shit and it won't affect your health whatsoever. It's HER LIFE, YOU HAYDURS!!! Don't tell her what to do, you addiction shamers!!!!!
 
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She said it was 9-10. I'm guessing she means AIC

" An A1C score above 9.0 is considered critically high. Red light. Danger. But why? At an A1C of 9.0 (eAG 212 mg/dL, 11.78 mmol/l), your blood sugar is high enough to begin the slow process of destroying your kidneys and your eyes—and to light the fire of neuropathy. It’s cytotoxic, meaning lethal to cells. Or, as one dialysis nurse I know likes to say, “It’s incompatible with human life.” "

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If she means a reading of 109 or 110, fasting, it could mean prediabetes. If the doc thought she was only prediabetic, unsure why he would order the test again. I would be shocked if she was only "pre-diabetic"
 
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GrouchiCorn said:
She said it was 9-10. I'm guessing she means AIC
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Screaming into the red.
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Chantal's acknowledged being in prediabetic range for a long while right? This was the oldest pointer I found in the thread but her references to it probably go back further.
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Chantal March 13th, 2018:
"My A1C was 6.1. I'm in the prediabetic range. My triglycerides and cholesterol are a little high. My good fats are low. My blood pressure was okay. It was a little high. So I really need to be careful."
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I watched a bit of of her sigh-filled live (it's honestly impressive how Clotso manages to sigh so much during livesteams without passing out. She truly has a gift.)
Most of it's been covered by @navygreen but thought I'd share a few fun highlights:

- On her diabeetus - or as she so eloquently put it: her "blood sugar thing", (because @DongMiguel's prediction is dead-on, Clotso is 100% going to walk this back and pretend, like Fat Amy, that she only had a touch o' the Beetus when the Siren Song of Arbys seduces her. And she will pretend Canada routinely sends everyone who happens to have one little ol' high result from their home blood testing monitor to Diabeetus counselors/nutritionists.)
...Back to our Large-and-In-Charge Insta-Inspiration who will educate the masses on Diabetes, nutrition and The. Perfect Whimsical Winged Eyeliner Technique for your First Foot Amputation :
Although months ago she tested at 5.8, her latest reading on her home blood sugar monitor was "like 9... 10... It was like ten so I have to get more bloodwork, um... this coming week. So. Yeah."
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- At one point our very classy and cultured Clotso was asked to speak French for her adoring fans... and naturally she decided the very best way to do this was by reading the ingredients on her ($15!!) juice bottle. Of course they were already written in French, so she didn't need to call upon her expert translation skills.
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YT's auto-caption did a pretty nice job of capturing this moment. Mmmm... frizzy protein!

- She had "a box of Shake 'n Bake" chicken. (don't ask, I don't know either) and mashed potatoes for dinner, along with one of her expensive kale juices which she described as "farty".

- Our dainty queen is very excited to share a story about how everyone's favorite feline Shaaaam apparently "69-ed" her by putting his "big ass" right in her face. She then went on to talk about how he has a big fat ass and his nickname is now "BIG-BIG". Way to fat-shame your cat, assdick.

Clotso is looking rough tonight. She claims she isn't stoned so there's really no excuse for her to look this disheveled. Just adding this one last screenshot to highlight the absolute insanity. I mean good god lady. The hair is filthy and matted (she already hates her new hair, claiming short hair always "looks messy") newsflash genius, that tends to happen when you neither wash it nor brush it. Her teeth are coated in crud (for the love of god do not zoom in if you value your sanity). Her skin is bad, her eyelids are fat (how can someone be eye-bese?? It defies logic) and her neck, although fortified with what looks like 4 reinforced radial tires under that chin, does not look capable of holding up that massive, monstrosity of a head.
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But she's drinking that super fancy, healthy, expensive green juice so obviously she'll be a skinny, beetus-free legend in a matter of days and have a clean bill of health just in time to get lipo and a boobjob on her luxury spa getaway this winter!!
I apologize for being a Cycle-Shaming Shitlord, but I'm just praying she'll stick around in this current one long enough to actually follow through with her pledge to weigh in on the new scale. The Shame/"I'm definitely turning my life around" stop on the cycle-coaster-o-fun is the rare opportunity where we get glimpses of truth (like when she took the iconic full body-shot showing her bare fupa) and I'm pretty curious where she's actually at.
However the one thing I'm anticipating more than an "IT'S READY" weigh-in with her new scale is the possibility of a fancy new EAITING diagram as she teaches and inspires the world after going to one consultation with the diabetes center. Would it be too greedy to hope she purchases a new pink blazer for this blessed event?
 
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Turd Blossom said:
- She had "a box of Shake 'n Bake" chicken. (don't ask, I don't know either) and mashed potatoes for dinner, along with one of her expensive kale juices which she described as "farty".
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Shake n' Bake is a box of chicken dredging. Flour, seasonings, and breadcrumbs. A tinge grainy, but some white trash swear by it. Panko or bust, imo. Chantal probably coulda coated what, a dozen chicken thighs with a box? Minus a spoonful or two for "testing."

Also, can one just have a little bit o' beetuz? Just like... diabeetuz lite? And at the live someone asked to be her "diabuddy" and she said she didn't want one. I fucking died.
 
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BhertMern said:
Chantal can't hold a conversation about anything to save her life. I know she's talking to chat but jeez, it's all:
- Y'know what I mean?
- [insert lie about eating habits here]
- Honestly I don't care!
- Like, y'know?
- [insert lie about hot African men in her DMs here]
- Honestly though...
- *ugly yawn*
- [lying about leftovers]
- HEEHEE!
- Something something muh anxiety
- [plays with greasy, stringy hair]
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You forgot about the farts, especially the wet ones, along with the occasional shart.
 
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At one point our very classy and cultured Clotso was asked to speak French for her adoring fans... and naturally she decided the very best way to do this was by reading the ingredients on her ($15!!) juice bottle. Of course they were already written in French, so she didn't need to call upon her expert translation skills.
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I'm pleasantly surprised she didn't pronounce the S of ananas. OFFICIALLY A BILINGUAL QUEEN!!
 
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Yes, and it always has. I've always assumed that it annoys her not only because it illustrates her failures, but more so because it demonstrates how down-to-the-letter predictable she is. I think this doesn't gel well with her delusional self-image where she might be rationalizing/sugarcoating her inability to adhere to any plans as quirkiness and "spontaneity". Basically, she'd like to see herself as a wildcard, and the cycle graphic is too much of a reality check.
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I think it’s also because every time she starts some ill-fated “NEW ME!” scheme, whether dieting or moving or what have you, she likes to imagine that this is a totally fresh start, her REAL wake-up call that she will stick to, some new, sudden fresh change in her life that will be the starting point of good things coming her way.

A quick glance at the cycle chart, however, proves that she has done her “fresh start, total change!” bit over and over and over, and it never works.
 
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I think it’s also because every time she starts some ill-fated “NEW ME!” scheme, whether dieting or moving or what have you, she likes to imagine that this is a totally fresh start, her REAL wake-up call that she will stick to, some new, sudden fresh change in her life that will be the starting point of good things coming her way.

A quick glance at the cycle chart, however, proves that she has done her “fresh start, total change!” bit over and over and over, and it never works.
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Some has said it here before, but imagining yourself reaching a goal gives a dopamine rush similar to actually hitting it. Chantal needs to cut the dream land shit out, as do we all.
 
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A bit of a diabetes digression, but curiosity has been piqued by @Turd Blossom: Can anyone remember when the iconic pink blazer made its appearance? I am drawing a complete blank here. Any guidance or leads (or still photos, even) would be appreciated.

I hope these aren't the end days for Chantal's incomparable mukbangs. As many, many of you have indicated here, she'll either walk back her "diagnosis," or stab at herself all day long with syringes so as to not sacrifice her Popeye's value dinners. And I, for one, support Chantal's insistence on shaking her moneymaker until her carcass gets thrown into a shipping container and sent to China to be harvested for oil-lamp fuel.
 
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I watched a bit of of her sigh-filled live (it's honestly impressive how Clotso manages to sigh so much during livesteams without passing out. She truly has a gift.)
Most of it's been covered by @navygreen but thought I'd share a few fun highlights:

- On her diabeetus - or as she so eloquently put it: her "blood sugar thing", (because @DongMiguel's prediction is dead-on, Clotso is 100% going to walk this back and pretend, like Fat Amy, that she only had a touch o' the Beetus when the Siren Song of Arbys seduces her. And she will pretend Canada routinely sends everyone who happens to have one little ol' high result from their home blood testing monitor to Diabeetus counselors/nutritionists.)
...Back to our Large-and-In-Charge Insta-Inspiration who will educate the masses on Diabetes, nutrition and The. Perfect Whimsical Winged Eyeliner Technique for your First Foot Amputation :
Although months ago she tested at 5.8, her latest reading on her home blood sugar monitor was "like 9... 10... It was like ten so I have to get more bloodwork, um... this coming week. So. Yeah."
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- At one point our very classy and cultured Clotso was asked to speak French for her adoring fans... and naturally she decided the very best way to do this was by reading the ingredients on her ($15!!) juice bottle. Of course they were already written in French, so she didn't need to call upon her expert translation skills.
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YT's auto-caption did a pretty nice job of capturing this moment. Mmmm... frizzy protein!

- She had "a box of Shake 'n Bake" chicken. (don't ask, I don't know either) and mashed potatoes for dinner, along with one of her expensive kale juices which she described as "farty".

- Our dainty queen is very excited to share a story about how everyone's favorite feline Shaaaam apparently "69-ed" her by putting his "big ass" right in her face. She then went on to talk about how he has a big fat ass and his nickname is now "BIG-BIG". Way to fat-shame your cat, assdick.

Clotso is looking rough tonight. She claims she isn't stoned so there's really no excuse for her to look this disheveled. Just adding this one last screenshot to highlight the absolute insanity. I mean good god lady. The hair is filthy and matted (she already hates her new hair, claiming short hair always "looks messy") newsflash genius, that tends to happen when you neither wash it nor brush it. Her teeth are coated in crud (for the love of god do not zoom in if you value your sanity). Her skin is bad, her eyelids are fat (how can someone be eye-bese?? It defies logic) and her neck, although fortified with what looks like 4 reinforced radial tires under that chin, does not look capable of holding up that massive, monstrosity of a head.
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But she's drinking that super fancy, healthy, expensive green juice so obviously she'll be a skinny, beetus-free legend in a matter of days and have a clean bill of health just in time to get lipo and a boobjob on her luxury spa getaway this winter!!
I apologize for being a Cycle-Shaming Shitlord, but I'm just praying she'll stick around in this current one long enough to actually follow through with her pledge to weigh in on the new scale. The Shame/"I'm definitely turning my life around" stop on the cycle-coaster-o-fun is the rare opportunity where we get glimpses of truth (like when she took the iconic full body-shot showing her bare fupa) and I'm pretty curious where she's actually at.
However the one thing I'm anticipating more than an "IT'S READY" weigh-in with her new scale is the possibility of a fancy new EAITING diagram as she teaches and inspires the world after going to one consultation with the diabetes center. Would it be too greedy to hope she purchases a new pink blazer for this blessed event?
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Right here is why Chantal will never make it again in the real world.
I’ve said it before but YT is the only place she can live. Where on earth can she wear what she wears, looks the way she looks, so totally gross, dirty and unkempt? AND does that constant ugly yawn that is so incredibly rude and to me is more gross than a fart.

She can’t see anyone. She can’t see the disgust in someone’s eyes while she’s talking to them. She can skip through any comment she doesn’t want to hear/address and cut off a stream anytime she wants.

There is no competition with anyone in Chinny’s eyes because she can’t see them. She has only ass lickin’ words from the deadbeat people she talks to that feel the exact same way.
Thank you Kiwi’s for the recaps. You do god’s work.
 
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