"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 203 36.6%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 351 63.4%

  • Total voters
    554
I'm still up in the air about if that stream is real or not, but I heard that's the real reason he dropped the Internet Aristocrat channel, not because of the gamergate cringe, but because he fingerblasted Jade on stream. He seems to have successfully scrubbed it from the internet. I've never been able to find it but I haven't looked that hard.
I think it's been linked before on this thread because I've heard it. It was kinda dumb - Bryan Dunn of all people was also on that stream and they didn't talk about anything new or interesting, IIRC.

As for whether Jim was actually diddling Jade, I don't think it's a for sure thing. IIRC it sounded more like she was laughing from being tickled than in the throes of ecstasy. But who knows. Just another Jim mystery that he will never acknowledge.
 
Damn, just caught word of this, I've been busy all day. I'll still archive Jim's QuarentinedCoof tweets, because why not.

I'm still up in the air about if that stream is real or not, but I heard that's the real reason he dropped the Internet Aristocrat channel, not because of the gamergate cringe, but because he fingerblasted Jade on stream. He seems to have successfully scrubbed it from the internet. I've never been able to find it but I haven't looked that hard.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident in question seems to begin around 42:00 when Jim mutes his mic, only to unmute it when Queen of pole asks him a question. In a moment of alcoholic wisdom, Jim explains that his momentary silence was caused by him muting his mic so he could finger Jade. They all start clowning him at around 1:02:00, and the already unstable stream devolves from there. Also, Queen of Pole starts talking about Jim's dick at the 7 minute mark, which is a nice bit of foreshadowing. The entire thing is a sex-charged shitshow. 10/10.
 
Damn, just caught word of this, I've been busy all day. I'll still archive Jim's QuarentinedCoof tweets, because why not.


The Gulf of Tonkin incident in question seems to begin around 42:00 when Jim mutes his mic, only to unmute it when Queen of pole asks him a question. In a moment of alcoholic wisdom, Jim explains that his momentary silence was caused by him muting his mic so he could finger Jade. They all start clowning him at around 1:02:00, and the already unstable stream devolves from there. Also, Queen of Pole starts talking about Jim's dick at the 7 minute mark, which is a nice bit of foreshadowing. The entire thing is a sex-charged shitshow. 10/10.
I still think it's hilarious that that was basically the first time he let MundaneMatt on stream with him... and it was that level of garbage fire.
 
Twitter is such a dumpster fire of a site. The goddamn pages wont load half the time and they have one of the worst video players ever created. And of course the endless sea of blue checkmark hot takes, endless astrotruffing, political suppression, election interference, foreign capitulation, and joke policing. And on top of all that, they got an influx of dirty refugees after The Great Doom of Tumblr. When are we going to finally get an alternative not run by a spastic or isn't an obvious honeypot?

You should not want an alternative. You should abandon social media altogether and reclaim / embrace anonymity.
 
You should not want an alternative. You should abandon social media altogether and reclaim / embrace anonymity.
The only way we're going back to not having social media being a thing is nuclear armageddon, or something similar. Short of that, a decentralized model is the best we can hope for. Sign up with the kiwi federation, or something similar.
 
I was hoping the ban would get him to talk about something besides Corona for a bit, but seeing as how his new handle is "QuarantinedCoof," I'm not going to hold my breath. I'm just bored of hearing doom and gloom over the virus after the mainstream media has been trotting out the same narrative for months at this point. I wish he'd just do something else for a little bit.
 
I was hoping the ban would get him to talk about something besides Corona for a bit, but seeing as how his new handle is "QuarantinedCoof," I'm not going to hold my breath. I'm just bored of hearing doom and gloom over the virus after the mainstream media has been trotting out the same narrative for months at this point. I wish he'd just do something else for a little bit.

Maybe he'll finally read Berserk.
 
I'm still up in the air about if that stream is real or not, but I heard that's the real reason he dropped the Internet Aristocrat channel, not because of the gamergate cringe, but because he fingerblasted Jade on stream. He seems to have successfully scrubbed it from the internet. I've never been able to find it but I haven't looked that hard.


Jim is a religion of peace and hopefully the recent ban hammering of his twitter causes him to start making actual content again rather than just making hour long karen posts about the covid shitshow.
 
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