Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[haunted vagina]

The front page is fucking hilarious, and for all the wrong reasons. An apology to fucking furries. Anyone who apologizes to furries should fucking kill themselves.

Every furry community harbors pedophiles and every anime community is full of Nazis, yet the people who claim to hate those things are apologizing for intolerance of furry and anime shit that turned out to be entirely justified.

Whatever the fuck this is: https://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/shitty-baby/

This is someone reading the Clickhole "garbage sons" article and trying to plagiarize it while studiously avoiding anything that made it funny.

 

[AnOminous]

If they want to talk, they'll talk. Being nice to whomever on here won't do jack shit except feed their ego.

This. Do not fucking suck up to evil people just out of some weird hope they'll dish. Bogan is evil. She's a bad person. Don't pretend to like her just to get some dirt because the instant we do that, we're just as bad. Why would we ever want to lower ourselves to that level?

 

[Spunt]

This. Do not fucking suck up to evil people just out of some weird hope they'll dish. Bogan is evil. She's a bad person. Don't pretend to like her just to get some dirt because the instant we do that, we're just as bad. Why would we ever want to lower ourselves to that level?

People were nice, or at least neutral, until she started trying to lecture us on what bad people we were and how zen calm and above it all she was while simultaneously teasing details about Lowtax's genitalia. It was the hypocrisy and the utterly transparent attempt to manipulate us that turned the thread against her. I'll wager that most Kiwis in this thread have done fewer terrible things in their entire lives than she has done since last November alone.

Logan, if you're still reading the thread, you can't have it both ways. If you're suddenly going to be virtuous and you're above the muck raking, then act like the better person and stfu both here and elsewhere. If you're going to be angry at Lowtax and out for vengeance (which I can understand) then come back here and roll around in the filth with the rest of us piggies and I'll guarantee everyone here will be way nicer to you. It was the flip-flopping between the two accompanied by moral lectures to people who certainly aren't worse people than you that got you flamed.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Nah, I think only men give a shit about that surname shit. I mean Mama wasn’t born a Kyanka, just married and divorced one. Why the hell would she care about the name?

I suppose Mamas want grand children.

 

[Beavis]

I suppose Mamas want grand children.

The Patreon is up another $2! Take that gooftroops!

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

The only thing remarkable about this is that the writer may be the only active front page writer to not be a grotesque looking man in a dress.

Not that that's much of an improvement in his case.

He is *tips fedora in human form. He is such a fedora that he no longer needs to wear one. The fedora is implied.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I wonder if right now lowtax is reevaluating his potential next fuck, trying to find a lonely goonette with a job.

 

[vertexwindi]

I wonder if right now lowtax is reevaluating his potential next fuck, trying to find a lonely goonette with a job.

If he's got any brain cells left that weren't fried by Ambien and alcohol, he'll date someone who's never heard of Something Awful.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

I'm not big on the concept that we should be nice to people who utterly suck just so they'll dish or whatever. Fuck that idea. People who are worthwhile will dish whether or not we're nice to them. Look at @Mandarys Milan II for instance. Nobody went out of their way to be nice to her and she nevertheless dished. That's what honest people do.

This. Do not fucking suck up to evil people just out of some weird hope they'll dish. Bogan is evil. She's a bad person. Don't pretend to like her just to get some dirt because the instant we do that, we're just as bad. Why would we ever want to lower ourselves to that level?

People were nice, or at least neutral, until she started trying to lecture us on what bad people we were and how zen calm and above it all she was while simultaneously teasing details about Lowtax's genitalia. It was the hypocrisy and the utterly transparent attempt to manipulate us that turned the thread against her. I'll wager that most Kiwis in this thread have done fewer terrible things in their entire lives than she has done since last November alone.

Logan, if you're still reading the thread, you can't have it both ways. If you're suddenly going to be virtuous and you're above the muck raking, then act like the better person and stfu both here and elsewhere. If you're going to be angry at Lowtax and out for vengeance (which I can understand) then come back here and roll around in the filth with the rest of us piggies and I'll guarantee everyone here will be way nicer to you. It was the flip-flopping between the two accompanied by moral lectures to people who certainly aren't worse people than you that got you flamed.

These points cover it.

Besides, Logan can't help herself. She'll dish eventually on Facebook. It doesn't have to happen here.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

I wonder if right now lowtax is reevaluating his potential next fuck, trying to find a lonely goonette with a job.

Said goonette turns out to be a barely functional troon, thus completing the circle of failure.

 

[whogoesthere]

i'd unironicallky fuck logan

Richard thought that and now his life is in pieces, and that cash cow he was milking with pretty much zero effort is gone. This whole thread is basically a warning that sticking your dick in crazy has a tendency to blow up in your face.

But I concur, I would fuck that batshit insane loon as well. We are Icarus.

 

[White Devil]

Like I said before, I would only agree to fuck that crazy bitch if she dressed up as Weapon X.

Not because I'm gay and want to fuck a centuries old Canadian midget, but because I think it would be funny.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

When Logan was around she went almost immediately into a sanctimonious "I'm sorry you're such a bad person" attitude that I normally see from tranny goons trying to attack someone who's criticizing their predatory behavior, life choices, and mental illness. It was a form of manipulation that works on goons and she was trying it on every kiwi who responded to her, including Null, as an attempt to get them to kiss her ass.

Recall that Logan registered here in the first place because someone uploaded a screenshot of the original Facebook post (that she had deleted) in which she had alleged that domestic violence had occurred, and Logan was trying to clear her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend's name. Logan's attempt to clear Richard's name was an effortpost that was so bad and so schizophrenic that its authenticity was instantly thrown into question, so her identity had to be verified. It was also so bad that Richard threw Logan out of the house as soon as he saw it.

When Logan returned to this thread it was because she had been probated on Something Awful by concerned staff who needed her to shut up and stop posting about sensitive information that would be used against her during her legal proceedings with Richard. She came back here to make friends by sucking up to people and pleading for sympathy in a thread that had very thoroughly documented her poor behavior as well as Richard's. She came here to find new dicks to stick in her crazy, so she could prey on more people. When she didn't instantly receive a queue of simps with business cards to slip in her asscrack, she went on the offensive in the most transparently manipulative manner possible. That didn't work either so she's probably now PM'ing goons and evaluating who to move in with next.

Richard and Logan were a pair of ticks sucking each other's blood 69-style. The fact that they are such similar people is likely what led them to believe they were made for each other.

 

[Sabrina]

Pfft are you kidding, she'll be back

Nonono Logan, not back there. Stop!

 

[Technics99]

shes fuckin with us

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Nonono Logan, not back there. Stop!
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If she goes back to Missouri, one of them will end up dead. Minimum.

 

[White Devil]

If she goes back to Missouri, one of them will end up dead. Minimum.

Lowtax deserves it more, honestly. I went back and read the Mandy posts about him and good god it really drove home what a relentless piece of shit he is. I hope if he actually gets arrested for the shit, he "falls down some stairs" while taken into custody.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Lowtax deserves it more, honestly. I went back and read the Mandy posts about him and good god it really drove home what a relentless piece of shit he is. I hope if he actually gets arrested for the shit, he "falls down some stairs" while taken into custody.

Police use of tasers in question again after a shocking video from a KC suburb, that's next but first we go to Pat for our daily LGBTQ PLUS update, Pat?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Lowtax deserves it more, honestly. I went back and read the Mandy posts about him and good god it really drove home what a relentless piece of shit he is. I hope if he actually gets arrested for the shit, he "falls down some stairs" while taken into custody.

It had all been crashing down for some time. Rich wasn't surprised when he saw a flashing in his peripheral vision, red and blue against the drawn shades of his voluminous house. He had been alone for days, only seeing his mother once. He sat in a stupor in his once glorious $1000 chair, mangled by years of asset depreciation to somewhere around a $25 level, or perhaps "FREE" signed on a curb. The knock, while unexpected, still had the power to startle him.

He stumbled through the detritus of empty Goldbelly packages and drained boxes of wine to the door. They said what they had to say. Went through the motions. Put him in cuffs and he staggered out to the police car. It wasn't his first time. He no longer cared. He had become numb. Or so he thought.

He was booked at the station. An officer came to take him downstairs to the holding cells. The hall door closed upon them. As they stood at the top of the stairwell, the cop seemed to pause. He was wirey, but muscular, the look of a formerly thin guy who went from 98 lbs to as buff as he could get after years of lifting weights. Rich turned to look at him.

"You know, I never intended to be a cop. I had a lot of other dreams, but they...didn't happen. I trained though, I trained a long time for this moment. I don't know why I came here, but in a way I guess I do."

Lowtax stared, glassy eyed, uncomprehending.

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name isn't important. But you can call me...Officer Tastyarmageddon."

Realization dawned.

The numbness receeded.

The stairwell suddenly seemed very, very deep.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

shes fuckin with us

Nah, it’s a signal to Rich. She goes from seething fury to wistful regret every 48 hours. I’m pretty sure he’s blocked all direct communication from her at this point so “open to interpretation” posts like this are all she has in the BPD toolbox at this point.

Being back home at mom and dad‘s with limited opportunities for attention from anyone else on a holiday weekend is a recipe for trouble.

I can’t imagine mom and dad were thrilled she decided to Missouri to live with some 45 year old married guy. Im sure her sudden dramatic return has made for a pleasant holiday weekend at the Day household. She’s probably told her parents she’s still COO of a famous web company but still not getting paid and her ex-boyfriend owner needs to be deposed for her to return to her executive position...but it’s all going to totally work out.