Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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This was an unexpected treat to wake up to.
Bravo.

I took a nosey into his Discord server and anyone that tries to mention it gets shut down by the mods and told to move on.
The stark contrast between the subreddit which doesn't have a stranglehold on it, and the Discord server which still does.
 
There is not .git folder online. But you really should have cloned the repo to your computer. That way we get a copy of all the commits and calculate how much work he actually does.

The leak of the project files alone is still huge. They contain everything you need to develop yanderesim in unity. Anyone could do it now. Also we finally get his raw code, not that decompiled garbage. We get his comments and things that compiling obscures. We can also see, how he sets up his unity scenes. We can even profile his game now and point out, what makes it so slow.
The possibilities are endless.
 
In his discord his fans are currently spamming heart emojis (to cheer him up?)

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In his discord his fans are currently spamming heart emojis (to cheer him up?)
God the cringe...
Also, waiting 20 years for a game to come out ? That's some serious lack of knowledge regarding the video game industry. A game like Yandere Simulator, in capable hands of course, should have been completed in a year or at least a year and six months after it was announced.
How can someone be so delusional ?
 
God the cringe...
Also, waiting 20 years for a game to come out ? That's some serious lack of knowledge regarding the video game industry. A game like Yandere Simulator, in capable hands of course, should have been completed in a year or at least a year and six months after it was announced.
How can someone be so delusional ?
They won't actually feel that way come a few years down the line. We've all said or done shit in our past we find cringeworthy now. It seems right at the time, but as you mature you re-evaluate yourself and opinions change.

So, more than likely this person is very young. I can see them taking a break from the community at some point and coming back and realising the game isn't yet out and still looks the same, while professional and indie companies have been churning out quality games in the same amount of time. This is what causes a lot of people to open their eyes, from what I've witnessed.

Though of course with the game being leaked they may not even have to wait very long for some semblence of a game to be released, now that it's not jealously guarded by Alex.
 
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There is not .git folder online. But you really should have cloned the repo to your computer. That way we get a copy of all the commits and calculate how much work he actually does.

The leak of the project files alone is still huge. They contain everything you need to develop yanderesim in unity. Anyone could do it now. Also we finally get his raw code, not that decompiled garbage. We get his comments and things that compiling obscures. We can also see, how he sets up his unity scenes. We can even profile his game now and point out, what makes it so slow.
The possibilities are endless.

Honestly, the leaking of the source code for this game is probably the greatest thing that could ever happen for it. Now that it’s out there any competent coder can just go and finish their own Osana in less than half the time that Alex would have taken to do it, like you said. He is no longer necessary. Ironically, because of these leaks, it’s far more likely for this game to reach completion in some form or another than it was before.

As for Alex, well, this isn’t going to be quite so great for him.
 
A game like Yandere Simulator, in capable hands of course, should have been completed in a year or at least a year and six months after it was announced.
That's enough.


and the idea of him being hacked would just get people to sympathize with him more
You know, I thought before that any dirrect attempts to cause harm to him are unwelcome, but the reality is that his remaining followers are too dense to tell this from any constructive criticism. And it is not because that they are just young and stupid (many of them are, yes), Cleveland is older than Alex and I knew a guy who's friend is 20+ years old, but he defends Alex with religious zealousness, even though he never lets something like this to slip from any major developer.
 
Also, no one appears to have mentioned it, but the contract/dmca leaks mean that we actually have confirmed, rather than speculative, dox:

44035 Vía Horca, Temecula, CA, 92590

We've known about Alex's present address ever since page 1702, the real speculative address we'd like to confirm also on page 1702 is the 6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, California 90045 one that Alex supposedly used to live in during 2014.

If we can confirm that Alex was living in that address during the time "cannotgoogleme" was making those posts on the dollforums then the Sex Doll purchaser can be verified as our cum chalice lord himself.
 
I love the part about how he "couldn't recognize his code". Like, I've never heard about a coding equivalent of autistic faceblindness before. It's unheard-of, like an autist not being able to tell apart Lego bricks or Thomas the Tank Engine characters :lol:
It's great because what MOST LIKELY was happening was the programmer looked at the code, realized it was shit, and started cleaning it up so it flowed better and was easier to work with. Changing foo == false to '!' Isnt enough to make you not recognize your own code unless you are completely retarded. So he shit all over his help because they couldnt get his game unbanned. That's what I think is the real cause of all this.
 
17,000 lines.
And counting.

At least for the decompiled code. Is the leaked game basically the same?
I don't understand why he implemented his student logic with O(n^2) complexity like this. I don't understand why any of this is the way it is. It isn't even the if/elseif/elseif shit or collections not being used where you should obviously use them, but the entire infrastructure of this everything is just bad and painful to expand on. I don't know if you could pay me enough to care about rewriting this shit.

Also, from IfElseScript.cs. Same thing written twice for some reason. Both in the longest possible ways when you could just place the days in an array and use the ID to look it up.
 
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