Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Consigliere]

i dont think he's talking about Alex

I guess I barged into the conversation too hard I misread about who's being talked about, welp

 

[The Reaper]

At a guess, I'd say Alex is left-handed judging by the curvature of the numbers and letters and the direction he writes his zeros. I'm left-handed as well, and can relate to having some spacky handwriting.
I would need to see more of his handwriting to say for sure, though.

As a southpaw I'm struggling to accept him being left handed. When lefties are taught cursive they are taught to turn the paper towards their left hand in order to give an artificial tilt. As you get older that tilt becomes a bit more natural and you don't have to rotate the page as much or at all. I don't see that tilt in any way in regards to his signature, and that might be due to his parents not knowing how to teach cursive, but its something that develops when your writing looks lopsided.

I see that it inserts fake emails as ads into the email feed.

So THAT'S why he spends so much time reading emails!

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

bro please take screenshots of this shit so people don't have to download suss html files

I understand your concern, but I am INFINITELY too lazy for that. You need to understand, each of those email chains I posted is, like, ten+ replies deep, and it'd take several screenshots for each email chain to catch it all, and I'd probably fuck it up, somehow. I'm giving you what I got. Oh, and the good news is- Alex does seem to think you're responsible from what I can tell.

EDIT: figured I'd mention before I forget- he has an inbox of 38606 emails. He has sent 29665 emails. About 3000 are unread. He seems to genuinely try to reply to every email he gets. Autism intensifies.

 

[Null]

I understand your concern, but I am INFINITELY too lazy for that. You need to understand, each of those email chains I posted is, like, ten+ replies deep, and it'd take several screenshots for each email chain to catch it all, and I'd probably fuck it up, somehow. I'm giving you what I got. Oh, and the good news is- Alex does seem to think you're responsible from what I can tell.

Firefox -> Right Click -> Screenshot -> Full Page Screenshot.

 

[Spergichu]

/v/ is making fun of us again over this and it hurts my sensitive little boy feelings.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Screenshots of the emails.

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

Screenshots of the emails.

Thank you for saving me from having to put in effort. I appreciate it.

Here's an extra treat.

 

[Null]

/v/ is making fun of us again over this and it hurts my sensitive little boy feelings.

Imagine breaking the law for a meme. Imagine announcing you had done so before figuring out how you were going to download the payload.

Like yeah of course people are going to make fun of it. The best thing I can say is that this is kids playing around and making fun of meme video game maker man and it's not something serious. I might get an @fbi.gov email out of it.

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

Imagine breaking the law for a meme. Imagine announcing you had done so before figuring out how you were going to download the payload.

Like yeah of course people are going to make fun of it. The best thing I can say is that this is kids playing around and making fun of meme video game maker man and it's not something serious. I might get an @fbi.gov email out of it.

Yeah, I wouldn't even call it a hack. More like an accident. What do you think will happen to the guy who did it? Any repercussions? Law is not my specialty.

(How does it feel like to be a known terrorist?)

 

[LitmusPaper]

As a southpaw I'm struggling to accept him being left handed. When lefties are taught cursive they are taught to turn the paper towards their left hand in order to give an artificial tilt. As you get older that tilt becomes a bit more natural and you don't have to rotate the page as much or at all. I don't see that tilt in any way in regards to his signature, and that might be due to his parents not knowing how to teach cursive, but its something that develops when your writing looks lopsided.

Alex was homeschooled, at least later on. Assuming he is left-handed it's a question of whether he remembered to continue doing that, refused to do it, or was taught it by his parents who were evidently unqualified to do so.
I was taught to tilt the paper as well, but it never stuck.

Regardless of my assumption of which hand he writes with, it's still funny how bad his handwriting is. It's like an actual child's.

 

[exhausted]

/v/ is making fun of us again over this and it hurts my sensitive little boy feelings.

dont take it so hard, most of the people making fun of kf are saying its because we make fun of trannies and kill people whos threads were dead before they were.
(also one of them mentioned they had a thread, lol)

 

[Medical Hawaii]

the plebbit hack posts have been nuked


false alarm, please pardon my 'tism

edit: some more shitposts from the newly liberated

Spoiler: Lel

[\SPOILER]

 

[FeatherDuster]

God that hacking shit was autistic. You didn't even bother to get the shit you needed, just went straight for "LOOK AT ME KIWIFARMS!"

Null shouldn't have been dragged into it. Hopefully the chimpout will be funny atleast, but I have my doubts about that too.

 

[Neil]

I love how normiefags think that it really is Null doing the hacking. Kiwifarms has finally become the new "hacker known as 4chan" or Encyclopedia Dramatica.
You love to see it.

 

[José Mourinho]

Hopefully the chimpout will be funny atleast, but I have my doubts about that too.

I'll say what will actually happen instead, and I briefly mentioned it before just I'm gonna do it again with more elaboration.

1. Alex gets his accounts and subreddit back, which is gonna happen soon.
2. Alex will blame on the gremlins but not in a chimpout way, in the same tone we always hear or read. (In other words, if you're expecting Alex to chimpout like how he did in his infamous Cuphead clip, you're gonna be severely disappointed)
3. His fans will sympathize with him, and rightfully so.
4. Nothing will happen after this, and life goes on.

 

[Coffee Shits]

God that hacking shit was autistic. You didn't even bother to get the shit you needed, just went straight for "LOOK AT ME KIWIFARMS!"

Null shouldn't have been dragged into it. Hopefully the chimpout will be funny atleast, but I have my doubts about that too.

Yeah this was sloppy as shit. Rules #1 and #2 should have been in effect. Blame it on Ebaums old style.

 

[Cast Away]

4. Nothing will happen after this, and life goes on.

Alex and his ass-kisser mods will have to manually re-ban over 5000 accounts though LAL

 

[FeatherDuster]

I'll say what will actually happen instead, and I briefly mentioned it before just I'm gonna do it again with more elaboration.

1. Alex gets his accounts and subreddit back, which is gonna happen soon.
2. Alex will blame on the gremlins but not in a chimpout way, in the same tone we always hear or read. (In other words, if you're expecting Alex to chimpout like how he did in his infamous Cuphead clip, you're gonna be severely disappointed)
3. His fans will sympathize with him, and rightfully so.
4. Nothing will happen after this, and life goes on.

That's exactly what will happen. Alex doesn't typically have chimpouts unless he's live on a stream. He'll use the controlled environment of a "Hate and Shame 2" to gain sympathy, and the autistic hacking attempt has given him something tangible to work with.

In other words, nothing has really changed due to the "hacking".

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

The stunt would have been funny if the guy didn't behave like a fucking redditor. Besides him impersonating Null, allowing ISIS execution videos to be posted just gets him and the sub banned within a few days, maybe hours. Alex is going to use this as an example of harassment and this site's reputation worsens even more.

 

[Falco]

I've been away for 2 weeks and I just found this. This escalated really fucking quickly.