Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

This came from his Assembly writing dribble, but what exactly was his vision on a physical challenge I can't see his lard ass ever passing a physical challenge lol was he saying he wouldn't be fit or was he just above the law since he came up with it...Also really every month everyone in the world would take a written exam and a physical fitness test so they could vote on matters like that bullshit would ever work

The best part is lucas wouldn't pass his own physical or written tests

and the fact that he thinks its a good idea for people who have a 12th grade education and level of maturity to run the country speak for itself
 
Still looking for the text of the Assembly, because I'm pretty sure I know where it's archived. I'll edit this post if I find it and put it under a cut.

For now, check out the text of some of the papers Lucas turned in for his English class. I'm sure you guys have seen these before, but it's been a while since the college saga, so maybe this is fun? Maybe it's nice to have them all in the same place, at least. I went back in my Google Drive and found a lot more than I thought I would, so buckle up:

“READY TO BE A DAD”
an essay by Lucas Werner

I want to be a dad. I want to have children and be married. I didn’t want to be a father and a husband until 2 years ago when I was 36. Some say it’s a little late in life to consider starting a family. The science says the exact opposite. When a father my age has children it extends the telomeres of those offspring, giving those kids stronger DNA. This is confirmed by several dozen medical journal articles sponsored by the U.S. government. Not only am I a viable candidate for fatherhood from longer chromosome tips call telomeres in my reproductive cells, older fathers are statistically more caring. I am both biologically and psychologically well prepared to have children, perhaps more than when I was younger by the empirical findings. Science makes me want to become a father at the age that I am now. The science says I am in my prime to sire young, I am psychologically more prepared at this age to have kids and I feel a very overlooked medical condition is loneliness, so starting a family would ease my heartbroken sense of not having a place in this world like many other couples who are proud to have a family of their own through biology, psychology and experience.

The science has been saying that I am at the prime of my life to start having children. I’m 38 years old. The research fascinates me. From what I had read for each year from 35 to 55 years old 17 base pairs are added to the ends of the offspring’s DNA. That means when I turn 39 this year and were to have children before 40, I would add 68 base pairs of DNA to my children’s DNA. Knowing that I would transfer great health, happiness, empathy, disease resistance and longevity into the world means that my child could end up doing great things to help humanity just by existing in it. Scientists have located the sector of empathy in the brain. It is within the right supramarginal gyrus of the cerebral cortex at the conjunction of the parietal, temporal and frontal lobes from whence compassion for others arises. Longer telomeres, the caps of the chromosome arms that are delivered from older fathers would, in fact, elongate in my offspring causing all parts of the body to function better, including the brain. There is a lot of myth surrounding older fathers about autism and mental illness that do not make sense. Older fathers yield 6 children out of 10,000 with autism. The national average is 1 out of 59 children with autism. Both autism and mental illness stem from shorter telomeres, which conduces that should I become a father, my children will have less chance of a brain disorder. Not only are 14 diseases on the rise in the United States, but older fathers have not been popular since before 1912. We then see from the evidence that biologically speaking I would be wise to become a dad at this age.

I want to become a father at a gut personal level because I have a love of kids. I have read several studiers again that older fathers are more attentive and patient with their kids. Beetle fathers are a fine animal example that have been studied and it would be superfluous to conclude that my advancing age would be anything other than psychologically beneficial to my children. With age comes maturity. I certainly see more maturity in myself as I get older, along with a deeper understanding as I near middle age of how the world works and how the world could settle to improve. I think that impetus from cellular degradation in all parts of my body except my reproductive cells turns a person into a fine to quaff liquor through a certain kind of fermentation when the reproductive gametes add a vibrancy that comes from an analogous conversion of the genetic transferase from a raw milk into a fine cheese through new life as in a mold on Roquefort. There’s something about children now that I did not see before. They have an innocence and an honesty that I respect. I see children as anarcho-scientists. They’re free to be open minded and they constantly question everything. Sometimes that brings me to tears. I adore younger people for a great many reasons; their tenacity, their strength, their struggles. I think having kids would bring me in closer connection with 2 generations. My wife would have to be either a Millennial if older than 23 in 2018 or Generation Z herself and our children would be part of the tentatively titled Generation Alpha. Generation X has longer telomeres in the sperm cells while adult Generation Z has longer telomeres in the egg cells, putting younger women in symmetry with middle aged men. I think it’s important to bridge gaps and becoming an older father would bond different generations. Psychologically speaking, having children at this age would benefit them and myself greatly.

I always was a lonely kid, but the past 6 years have been the worst, so I think having children and a wife will bring me further away from isolation from the human experience of family. I’ve been alone and single for 6 years. I see young couples with kids eveywhere. They’re adorable. My sense of jealousy drives me. 18 to 24 year old women have the highest meiotic spindle appearance in their oocytes, the cells that develop into ova within the uterine lining prior to pregnancy. That means 18 to 24 year old women are the healthiest for giving birth to children that are twice as likely to live ro 100 from stronger DNA. The long life is attributed to longer telomeres in the reproductive cells of young women. I feel knowledge is power because from my experience on OK Cupid, Plenty of Fish, Tinder and Bumble 18 to 24 year old women don’t want to date 35 to 55 year old men, which only increases my sense of dread. I lost my virginity at 27 to a woman my age that I had met on Plenty of Fish. 4 of my girlfriends were older than me and 4 were the same age. I’ve had 8 girlfriends. I think this is an ageist dilemma. I’m doing everything I can to change my life for the better. I’m now in college with the intent of becoming a doctor. I’m attending all my classes. I’m buying board games. I’m showing people respect. I don’t want to be lonely anymore. I’m sick of the greif. I lead an existence that is lacking in experience, yet full and rich as if to say, “Take me. I’m yours.”

I have 3 solid reasons for wanting to experience fatherhood. Science states that my age puts me at a prime nature to have children, I’m psychologically prepared to have children and I feel starting a family will ease my tortured loneliness. It is important to note that race horses are bred stud to philly. Studs are horses after they’ve run their races, while phillies are young female horses. Silverback gorillas are middle aged like me. The silverback has 30 wife gorillas whom he protects and is protected by the females from coups from the young male gorillas. We see in seeding plants that the male gametes implant in the ground in the fall while the female gametes, pollen, are spread by pollinator animals like birds and bees in the spring. We look at the pattern of nature, The Golden Spiral found in spiral galaxies, orbits of planets around suns as these stars orbit the galactic core, floral and animal patterns alike, DNA, cloud formations and stock market trends are made up of The Fibonacci Sequence, which is a numerical series of gaps. We have long known that young women are best for offspring health. We now know middle aged men are also better for offspring health. I changed nieces and nephew diapers from the time I was 10 to 18. I know a thing or 2 about children. I’m trying to date. Ladies, you just have to give me a chance. The science is on our side. I am biologically, psychologically and experiencially prepared to become a dad.

Men under 35 should not breed. The title of this essay is not meant to provoke ageism any more than advocating for the increased intelligence and health of mixed raced children should provoke racism, women in the workforce with stay at home husbands should provoke misogyny or misandry or same-sex marriage causes more homophobia. There are biological stations we need to engineer into the cultural ethos of popular culture so as to normalize true statements. It is inconclusive whether men between 35 and 55 give their kids stronger DNA, but there is a pile of evidence to suggest men between 35 and 55 give their kids stronger DNA.

According to dozens of reports on government websites, men of a certain age window contribute in all ways to a fitter, healthier, happier, more giving, intelligent, physically stronger, more compassionate, better looking, less mentally ill, longer living progeny. The role is simple. Men of a certain age elongate the telomeres on their offspring’s chromosomes through longer telomeres on the older male sperm. The culture itself is enough ageist against 18 to 24 year old women being with 35 to 55 year old men. Portending the future hinges upon 35 to 55 year old men having offspring with 18 to 24 year old women and that being the normale role.

Women 18 to 24 have more spindle appearance on their ova than older or younger females, which, again, elongates the telomeres of their offspring. Remarkable as it though be, our culture is ageist and perhaps at the embryological level that is more damaging than the nihili faculties of single raced future generations. Eugenics tries for purity. The contest to eugenics embodies diversity. Since young women and older men lend stronger DNA through more telomerase on the parental reproductive cell DNA, the paradoxical agreement of “mixed generational kids” being the regular pattern, it ought not stir the culture, but clearly this is not the normal romantic relationship accepted by most the world.

The ageist culture of bigotry, prejudice and discrimination extends to a type of relationship that may add several years to life and a healthier population. IQ has been dropping since the Victorian Era. There are 16 diseases on the rise in America. Every one of those diseases is linked to shorter telomeres, as is the aforementioned lower intelligence. Something has to be done! In 20,000 years we may devolve into a lower species. The popular culture does little to satiate the desires of DNA reaching out to the proper match. We stand as a country that is vehemently against incest, in fact, incest is often a felony in many states, because incest can lead to inbreeding, which damages DNA through telomere attrition, and yet we forgo logic entirely when it comes to the evidence of older men with young women doing more present a job at natural selection through adaptation than proximous aged young couples procreating.

Venturing out into the dating sites proves difficult. Navigating the culture of the bigot is ersatz bittersweet poetry. While going after the “cougar” of a younger male with older female paradigm is a game, set, match, the reverse is seen as “creepy” or “weird” and a suicidal labyrinth out when older men, especially older men at an equal or lesser economic standing than the women of interest, as if democratic-socialism were not the rising political ethos amongst people born between 1995 and perhaps 2010, known as Generation Z or Post-Millennials. The paradigm sees an old man of the patriarchy trying to get a free pass when that man is not playing the part of a “sugar daddy” with his engorged wallet or the older man is skipped over and ridiculed immensely, despite each subsequent marriages and divorces choosing a younger and younger female mate to elevate his status from the neighborhood to the board room. The money thing is rich with hypocrisy. Why can’t we be of the same monetary status or below to date young women when women the same age or older don’t seem to take into account economics? It is confounding and bleek that an attraction to young women makes one a foe in most cases, or through conditioning, an anti-hero sucking in all the personal attacks that could egender to a peer review, or it that just paranoia? Anecdote and evidence suggests sapience in this matter.

Why wouldn’t the patriarchy set this longitude free on to the silver screen once more as the 30’s and 40’s of the 20th century linked Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall 25 years apart at their marriage? Well, then it was “cute”. Youth entitlement since the the 1940’s hipster scene to beatniks, hippies, yuppies and so on protesting whatever has been the coup de gras of subcultural neo-liberalism, as a resistance, since social justice is the wrath of the kids. Yet, retro culture forebodes. Never do we see the old man being personified again as the popularity of Bernie Sanders among the embittered, and rightly so, youth. The wise old man archetype is returning to both conservatives and liberals. With conservatives, that memoir is Donald Trump’s. History repeats itself. Either the patriarchy does not know the facts or the facts are known and older men, as more likely probable, are past the age where they would want to get married or have children in the first place, so the facts are quasi-forgotten or too hidden, but by whom? The old patriarch perhaps gets off on puppy love for nostalgic reasons or as a histrionic curmudgeon hates kids.

We can also be heroes. It is up to older men to not act as though biology entitles one to a mate, despite the urge to blurt forth to begin, “You know, it really is quite compelling…” to young women, because to hit on a young lady takes a certain finesse that facts don’t seem to comply at all online, offline, or even in literature. The trouble is there is no guide book for such exchange, because as previously noted, older women and women the same age do not mind intellectual accreditation in order to be pursued, while younger women take more of an affront to even, “Hi, how are you. Those shoes look pretty, “ that any other age group of women are flattered to hear; older and the same age, but younger ladies apparently do not accept as good timing and that’s fair. Everyone is quite different and some groups may want to hear, albeit indirectly, that a certain age of man would procure them healthier offsping. The trouble is that men this age may want children, but our economic system is uncouth when it comes to monetary stability enough to do so when both as a pair are likely not financially steady enough to bare young, which is sad. The financial instability means one of the partners has to be sound in accrued interest and it likely will not be the younger person, so the responsibility falls on the man almost every time in the May-December romance.

One can be genetically The Incredible Hulk and live in a tiny one bedroom studio apartment looking for his anti-corporate queen and she still won’t reciprocate love because the guy doesn’t live in a big house on the hill, even if she admires his bulky, muscled green skinned rage at the villainies of Corporate American life in the 2 party dictatorship of 2019. We also have this notion of “preference” being key, when preference is tidily always grounded in some form of social discrimination, something frowned upon at least by progressive thinkers. The reproach is quite quixotic and exhausting to make any kind of headway in contrast to the coaxing from friends to “talk to her,” or “make a move”. Any kind of greeting is based in a ricochet of a thousand ways to say no, or at the most in terms of societal politeness, a no, thank you.

When we can do better for our kids, we need to strive to do better for our kids. We have prohibited a great many things that do not warrant prohibitive measures; drugs, prostitition and gambling are in the ream of adult entertainment and are proven in the cases where legal to be less damaging that under the schedules of illegality. We have prohibited things that do warrant prohibitive measures: inbreeding, small toys for young children, toxic and damaging goods to people and animals, and gun purchases under a certain age, do better as restricted and taboo for safety reasons. We do not question how we regulate incest because the police and laws do what is necessary to protect the public. We do not question small toy regulation for young children because, again, the law does what it can. Maybe we shouldn’t question how we’re going to monitor breeding with men under the age of 35 and allow the law to do its job.

Men between 35 and 55 should breed more often. We know now that venturing outside intrafamilial sex gives us a healthier population. This is the new precipice one looks over when considering wanting to start a family. We know young women are more apt to give offspring a better chance at a more omniscient sentience and a decidedly buffer body than what incest / inbreeding guarantees. The information that an older dad does what a younger mom does is obviously a noted behemoth that can jump skyscrapers in an enraged fit to attack the patriarchy than without this information, from either selfishness or ignorance, abounds an adolescent that thinks they know everything and becomes more open minded by collegiate age.

Some things just take time and in time the picture becomes clear that there are things wrong with society. The Earth is no longer thought to be rotated by the sun. Slavery is no longer thought to be ethical. Polio now has a vaccine. There are indelibly things that are indeed new under the sun. Only a cro-magnon male would think gays, people of color and women are mentally deficient today, but before the 1960’s those were the accepted views. Pop culture changes. New things happen all the time, every day in the world. This information should not be avoided, despite not being self-evident. Older men in a clearing of 35 to 55 years old ought to do all the breeding beyond “preference” being rooted in prejudice. Men under 35 would do best, even for themselves, to not breed. Genetically, it is new information that ought to cling to the cultural psyche like Spider-Man on a slippery slope still has an iron-clad grasp despite the goofy clothing choices. Circular reasoning only goes down the drain in remark of “preferences” needing to be respected, when biology outweighs love in the case of incest giving Europe the Hapsburg Jaw and Incest Depression seen in redder, more conservative panaches.

This is not an argument of rich vs. poor. This is a matter of a future for our species. Would one date their opposite sex sibling even if they agreed upon not having children? The answer is an obvious negation. Let’s not forget the gaslighting of the Jews as “bigots” during the Holocaust as an example of how eugenic proponents favored purity over diversity and that this salient breadth is meant to strive against eugenics, for aren’t most couples the same age? What if they were all the same race? Would a white skinned person attracted most to brown skin people also be gaslit as being prejudiced despited mixed race children having more protected DNA? Let us consider that empathy is housed in the right supramarginal gyrus of the parietal lobe of the brain and that shorter telomeres in the hippocampus leads to bipolar, among other ailments of the human mind.

What then of short telomeres in the right supramarginal gyrus? Does that not prove a rather obvious point with dwindling empathy? Short telomeres vs. long telomeres isn’t even a debate. Let us ditch the old ways when the old ways are tantamount to brain damage. Let us embrace the old way when before 1912 and Wilhelm Weinberg said the opposite about older dads as telomere scientists do now since 2012, a full century since Weinberg, like Aristotle stated the sun rotated the Earth, only to be challenged, forthrightly and correctly by Galileo, when it was becoming clear and foreboding all over Europe that established religion had no idea what it was talking about. The old ways were prior to Aristotle when India knew the truth about the rotating Earth and sun. It is not an ornate supposition. The only challenge is using evidence to a country blasted by incorrigible, unfounded and debatable faith to create pop culture in a way that sometimes alters the ego of the population, but more often than not offers a fake image to a fake civilization.

We breed old studs to young fillies. Autumn drops a lot of seed. Spring next year is a pollen bring. This correctly matches up to an expression in the Fibonacci Sequence called The Golden Ratio Numerical Gap, the author suppositions on wit of necessity. The Golden Ratio Numerical Gap is the expression of all gaps in The Fibonacci Sequence that encompasses The Golden Spiral. We see these patterns in nature. We see Fibonacci in black holes, spiral galaxies, planetary orbits, roses, cones, fish through mammals, cloud formations, DNA and atoms. Gaps are part of nature. Perhaps we are connected in many different Fibonacci ways. This is not a choice. This is nature. Since we see the case, we are back to the denouement where women between 18 and 24 are meant to be with men between 35 and 55. Clearly, we’re all heroes.

The controversy is that by being an ageist, one is not always agephobic, as demisexuals prefer a connection beforehand, we prefer to enlighten by the cosmos. The universe being older than the galaxies being older than the stars being older than the sun being older than the Earth being older than the moon being older than the dirt being older than the water being older than the life being older than the sky being older than the human beings being older than robots, invention, revolution, fascism, communism, capitalism, money, etc., etc., etc. further down the pike, it should be obvious the universe prefers a certain level of decorum. Capes and underwear outside the leotard does not seem fitting for regular society, but some have a flare for the flamboyant.

Men under 35 should not breed for a number of reasons. It would be senile to keep up this trend. Malfeasant are the ways that it has also been found that men under 35 do, as one publication has pointed out, contribute a great deal to the genetic abnormalities of our species. We are all normal, but some are abnormally advanced and that surprises Reinhard Stindl of Denmark, who wrote the paradoxical sperm paper in the National Institutes of Health. There is a longitudinal study from the Philippines. There is the plethoric of article and paper on this finding. Men under 35 should nay reproduce.

Compounding the verbosity with the facts has lended the topic some thought. Insipid are the vicissitudes of being eons from even the undertaking consideration, is not, unlike the story of Dracula, despite Bram Stoker being 33 years older than his bride. Both the old man and the young women in Dracula were testimonials on life. He, being 400 years old, they being around 18, vampire lore as a fear mongering tactics may have actually meant something else. Perhaps , the metaphor is that old men lend testosterone to her and young women lend progesterone to him in a continual cycle, not yet understood scientifically, but personally mixed with his nightmares from ancient stories of things that become uncontrollable with time for both the sexes. The conjecture has mounds of evidence. No one expected William and Orville to send flight into the imagination of Stan Lee. Opulent reasoning does not exclude the “just so” stories of puppy love befitting our Valentine’s Day when your dad is on his third wife and step dad on his third, as well, both mares being young fillies in their fathers’ minds for over 30 years each of raw, sweet marriage.

Proximous age couples are ostensibly against nature. Older men, by several studies, provide ample reason for young women between 18 and 24 to date from 35 to 55 years old, for the sake of fitter children from both corresponding ages of parents. Embryologically speaking, this template makes a modicum of sense, when compared to incest being a felonious act, leading to the probable result of inbreeding in many cases.

While it is difficult to convince young women of an older man’s esteemed worth, one would be wise to know the information, even without the desire to reproduce, on some level enough to say to men under 35 that having children early, for the male, is probably irresponsible in the first case. It is a matter of sowing the wild oats for men in their 20’s anyway that ought to be supported, even at the reciprocation that older men might not find a mate due to agephobia and discrimination alone genetically does a type of Hampsburgian damage, when looked at from a dry, scientific perspective of intelligence, and disease, that underlying all the rigamarole typifies an urgency to breed sickness right out of the species, if such young ladies engender to a new paradigm.

We have become a species that has isolated itself through electronic entertainment either by placidity in the case of watching television or disingenuousness through video game personas enacted to present a false image of ourselves to others via the online experience. There is a whole culture of trolling that has sprung up since social media carried through to the online digital gaming realm that’s only purpose is to emotionally damage others for the sake of laughter in the dispense of bullying for bullying sake. People talk of video games like a Mecca where words inappropriate in the real world that directly attack women and girls, people of color (POC) and homosexuals (LGBTQ) are intentionally used to trigger anxiety en masse so as to win the game and in many cases to trigger future paranoia. Whereby flaming people over the internet has become the modus operandi of winning instead of game enjoyment for the sake of game enjoyment trolling is a way to hurt others as a mean spirited way to have fun.

We’ve seemingly morphed into a shit eating monstrosity on the ass of humanity. Even the more civil of video gamers would agree that things have gotten out of hand. There are arguments to be made for the positivity of video games. What this essay is showing is the fall from grace and redemption of gaming. In that what was a noble past time of the childhood of Generation X, Millennials, and Generation Z through to adulthood has dulled its edge. It's like video gaming has turned into a big fat bottom dwelling crap digesting nuisance that spawns violence and hate while tabletop gaming has become a revived ascending angel soaring above the clouds rebirthed into a compassionate adored beacon of life while exercising much more in theme than the tedious shoot ‘em up violence that most attracts the trolls.

Rarely does the name calling come out on the table where it's a practical greeting in the digital game realm to greet your best of buddies with racist, misogynistic, homophobic slurs

or some form of jockular push. The average market for a video gamer is 20s to 30s for the biggest money, where the board game market is on the box at around 9 to 99. The swearing still comes out, but the anger is whisper thin because we have to protect the cardboard vigil to our progress safe. I don't know how grown up video games get, the trolls ruin it for everyone. If there's any trolls within the board gaming community you're probably playing a fantasy themed game at the offset such as Small World, but we call those Orcs, and they’re often integral. I've never been playing a board game with someone and the loser flips the table over. I've been video gaming and have seen a second placer throw a controller at the console or TV more than once. Paper is intimate, which can't be said as much of video gaming. There is a classic feel.

I made so many positive connections with people in my last month at the hospital through the tile laying board game Carcassonne that I never made with an NES in 5 years across 2 grade schools and 2 jr. highs. I was the anti-Gregor Samsa that everyone just wanted to go away; I was the bringer of the light. This was an ascent into the sky for me rather than a hiding under the couch. There was some feel of my being parasitic at first and I was very angry at everything. Then I got Carcassonne handed to me like a giant pet bird-man about to make me money, but instead of cash, I made friends. In one month, I played over a dozen people and won 2/3rds of the time, but there were many repeat guests to my chicken coop that fine December through January after the previous 9 months of monotony hiding in my room a lot. And then I left the hospital like the old man had grown some unweighted wings through the pickings of the chicks and dudes tearing off Samsa’s beetle kin from my plumage to my flight. Meanwhile. NBC was about to declare 2018 a board gaming Renaissance in full swing. I was a legend. It is a time for the legendary.

My collection of sprites are money. I own over 30 board games in one year of further collecting. I see video games and I think of children, though now the genre equally caters to middle aged adults and yet older adults, younger adults and kids collect board games as though it was a battle with terror over compassion. That terror is the age splitting differences between the digital game demon where we see more ageil cliques than board games where even Baby Boomers can join in with no such awkwardness as feeling different from the others. As in the more serene moments on The Metamorphosis, we see more serenity than any part of A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings of a Victorian imagineering of the Samsa family playing a popular game at the time like Chess, Draughts, or Nine Man’s Morris.

Video games are not bad, but badness creeps in more so with the online digital than the offline analog. I wouldn’t call most video games relaxing, though notable in doing the chill thing quite well are music games. Every board game I have played has been senescent compared to the most ambient of video games. In this disturbance, we see the more impassioned moments of A Very Old Man with the rocks baiting forth that did not saddle in Metamorphosis except for maybe the boarders or the feisty maid. The new is high action games of the cyberpunks throwing stones at angels that the novelty of tabletop gaming feels like Gregor Samsa at the one instance of deliciousness was moldy cheese. The old is often a delicacy. Reading a book or magazine is not nearly as good as television to some, but many are the quiet type. We scurry. We hide. We fall. We rise. We take the opposite turn in A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings from The Metamorphosis.

One day tabletop gaming may even surpass video gaming like old classic literature will always hold for paper to express the detangle for ascent as a dung beetle dries up like an electric fad may too soon die to be remembered as great even after 104 years or in the case of board games, back to the first game, Senet, from Dynastic Egypt. The analog saints and digital monsters are embracing like a boxing match. If good triumphs evil here, it will be the old school competition one might want to escape the coop to watch or descurry from the couch to breathe life again away from the bad attitudes like situational parasites of ignorance within ones always leave a Kafkaesque bug malnutritioned and a monster, Kafkaesque whether bird or bug without explanation. Circumstances arise unexpectedly. Pain is often just a product of not being recognised as one ought to be. The civil discourse will begin when the prejudice allows for wings to metamorph and family bonds both without monsters and with full celestial process.

I have more, but KF doesn't want me to post a ton of them in one chunk, so I'll make another post later.
I feel sorry for the person who had to grade Lucas's retarded papers (even moreso if the TA happens to be a man below 35 or a woman). It was as if he simply pulled something out of his ass after procrastinating until the night before the due dates because he was too busy being high and homeless maniac.
 
The best part is lucas wouldn't pass his own physical or written tests

and the fact that he thinks its a good idea for people who have a 12th grade education and level of maturity to run the country speak for itself

He'd also be sent to a nicer version of his last apartment and made to live in solitary as you only get three instances of being annoying (or doing something criminal, either or) & being relocated because of it before they lock you up in a solitary apartment and keep you away from the less annoying members of society.

Under his own ideas he wouldn't be able to vote, participate in general, or even stay in society.

In fairness, he could also choose to leave the planet, galaxy, or universe entirely instead of being put into the solitary dorm environment.

Edit: Not much from him video wise the last couple of days.

 
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there are a few towns that elected a dog or cat to be there mayor and Im not just talking about those weirdos in Europe there's American towns with a fucking dog as a mayor (I think its a 6 person mountain town but its a Town). Here's even a link lol https://www.insider.com/dog-mayors-of-america-2019-7

granted a dog is a whole fuckload more likeable then Lucass so his chances are very slim
None of those are actually incorporated municipalities (and the handful that do "elect"/have "elected" an animal have them as an "honorary mayor"). That being said, Aberdeen would be more likely to elect a dog than the Wern.
 
Lucas v. Dog is a great, if asymmetrical, rivalry.

Lucas loses any contest to the average cur. It wouldn't take a special dog to best him. He is the social, mental and physical inferior of even the most humble pup.

I'd be most interested in a physical confrontation between Lucas and a dog. Perhaps fighting for scraps under a bridge, or a loyal pooch defending its owner. I'd gladly watch a Chihuahua noisily maul him and strip the fat from his ass. Or a Shepherd tear out his bowels and symbolically mount him.

A typical mongrel could cuck Lucas. A mangy shelter dog has a better chance of experiencing sexual intercourse with a zoomer bae than Lucas does, and the same chance of siring a child.

Dogs aren't even that special. Lucas is just a sorry representative of the species.
 
Many a will has crossed my desk with specific children excluded. If his parents have included such a clause, as many parents have in the past, then Lucas gets fuck all except fuel for his pity fire. Unless Lucas challenges it in court he can do nothing. He would be booted out of court, anyway, because I’m guessing his siblings would step in and fight.
Idk why I’m will sperging. Lucas is gross and no one will ever have sex with him.

When I was a paralegal in wills & estates, I had a lady who excluded her four children & left everything to her dog.
 
I’ve always been for pot legalization but the Wern has given me pause as to how good an idea it is to just let anyone buy and smoke weed. I think it’s definitely taking a toll on his already disordered thinking.
Could not agree more. His latest videos are disturbing, even by Pucas standards. I still can’t believe the shit he gets away with. He’s been diagnosed with a host of mental illnesses, forcibly committed, and has a record of domestic violence. Add to that, evidence of several attempts to have sexual contact with minors. Yet not only is he allowed to roam free, he isn’t required to take psych meds, and he’s allowed to abuse drugs. Wtf?
 
I’ve always been for pot legalization but the Wern has given me pause as to how good an idea it is to just let anyone buy and smoke weed. I think it’s definitely taking a toll on his already disordered thinking.
Reminder that smoking weed in public is illegal, and HOC (like any shelter I assume) doesnt allow it. So in theory even if he can buy it, theres nowhere accessible to him that hes legally allowed to smoke it. Even though the bar is as low as "even if youre such a deadbeat you dont have a place to live, you at least need to know someone with their own place that will tolerate you long enough to let you smoke there," Lucas still cant clear it.
 
Not enough people have caused a stink about his antics with the authorities. The fact is he enjoys his freedom because barely anyone acknowledges him, which is good, but also barely anyone acknowledges the awful stuff he does, nevermind actually reports it to the places he's staying. House of Charity should be aware that they have a sexual predator staying who's only getting worse. Not interfering is what enables lolcows like Lucas and makes them think they can get away with more things like the blackmailing his neighbors
Could not agree more. His latest videos are disturbing, even by Pucas standards. I still can’t believe the shit he gets away with. He’s been diagnosed with a host of mental illnesses, forcibly committed, and has a record of domestic violence. Add to that, evidence of several attempts to have sexual contact with minors. Yet not only is he allowed to roam free, he isn’t required to take psych meds, and he’s allowed to abuse drugs. Wtf?
 
Just one today so far.

The fact that he's under a bridge and the red nose either says he's been drinking, crying, or both, and that he thinks all you need to do to be good boyfriend is to just talk to a woman makes this a borderline masterpiece.

Edit: Also, the subtle shift from his usual "18-24" to "18-21". I wonder how long it'll be before he just goes to "18."

 
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Not enough people have caused a stink about his antics with the authorities. The fact is he enjoys his freedom because barely anyone acknowledges him, which is good, but also barely anyone acknowledges the awful stuff he does, nevermind actually reports it to the places he's staying. House of Charity should be aware that they have a sexual predator staying who's only getting worse. Not interfering is what enables lolcows like Lucas and makes them think they can get away with more things like the blackmailing his neighbors
I'm considering contacting them anonymously about Lucas' activities because of the reasons you mention, but I've been holding off because Lucas won't learn a lesson from getting booted anyway and because tattling is gay
 
I'm considering contacting them anonymously about Lucas' activities because of the reasons you mention, but I've been holding off because Lucas won't learn a lesson from getting booted anyway and because tattling is gay
I actually have contacted HOC; twice. Once via FB messenger, and once via email. I did not hear back on either occasions. I’m at a point where I think a phone call may be the only option.
 
Just one today so far.

The fact that he's under a bridge and the red nose either says he's been drinking, crying, or both, and that he thinks all you need to do to be good boyfriend is to just talk to a woman makes this a borderline masterpiece.

Edit: Also, the subtle shift from his usual "18-24" to "18-21". I wonder how long it'll be before he just goes to "18."

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I still don't understand just what the hell it is with him and skulking around under bridges. Thats the kind of thing crackheads and the lowest of the low of the homeless like harassers and wannabe rapists gravitate towards. Granted that may explain much of it in lucas's case but still its really bizarre behavior, even for him. if he screws around under the wrong bridge and starts making screaming videos like he does at other places he is just asking for some nearby tweaker to wig out and stab him.
 
I still don't understand just what the hell it is with him and skulking around under bridges. Thats the kind of thing crackheads and the lowest of the low of the homeless like harassers and wannabe rapists gravitate towards. Granted that may explain much of it in lucas's case but still its really bizarre behavior, even for him. if he screws around under the wrong bridge and starts making screaming videos like he does at other places he is just asking for some nearby tweaker to wig out and stab him.
My guess is its hot outside and under the bridge would be shady and a few degrees cooler than in the sun. But you would think in Washington state there would be plenty of trees to sit under to get the same kinda effect?
 
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