Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm curious to see what videos are we going to get now that her prerecorded crap has dried up

inb4 it's just going to be more stuff that was recorded when she was busy uploading prerecorded stuff
It will probably a “prerecorded” mokbong where she talks about how nice it would be to have a daughter and she needs to book an appointment with a “gyno”. She will also mentioned that she hopes that spring will be over and can’t wait for Easter.
 
There's yer layg pic folks. Now guess which part...
Top of a thigh, maybe? I don't know if she would be able to get a pic from that angle to the skin of her calves, and certainly not the back of either part. The hairs are very thin and not terribly dark, which also suggests thigh.
 
I think she should just get a shoulder length cut before surgery. She won't be able to do the miniscule amount she does with it now afterwards. Long hair in the hospital can get gross even if you are a person with good hygiene.

Edit: Her reliance on dry shampoo is going to make her bald, too. Her scalp has to be clogged as hell. You are not supposed to have that junk built up to the point your roots look gray.
 
Guys I need help. I very clearly remember ham baby saying that she added the “Lynn” to her name to be cute and that it’s not actually her name. Is this true or am I stupid? I replied to a YouTube comment saying this after her dumb name problem and people believe that it’s her middle name.
You’re not crazy. I saw that too. She dropped the Lynn after the lawyer for the porn queen wrote her. There’d be no reason to drop her legal name or ask her to do that.
 
You’re not crazy. I saw that too. She dropped the Lynn after the lawyer for the porn queen wrote her. There’d be no reason to drop her legal name or ask her to do that.
Her full name is Amber Lynn Reid, people have found official records that match. She said her mom useful to call her “Amberlynn”, probably due to her constant meth highs, so she removed the space.

The porn slut uses Amberlynn Reid as her pseudonym (or maybe it’s her actual name), and also may have registered a trademark on it. But it’s confirmed that Amber’s name is Amber Lynn Reid.
 
If I'm remembering the time right, she picked up Mommie Dearest on June 9th so... 4 weeks tomorrow.

She said her mother, (last she's talked about it), was staying 2 months which leads me to think surgery is some time this week - Monday the 13th at the latest. Only saying that because if the idea was Momma being there to care for her at home post-op; when she's finally discharged, if Momma is going home at the beginning of August, that only gives Amber 2 weeks or so to LARP "Recovery Issues" before a) Momma goes back to her job & fiancée or b) Amber convinced her to move to Kentucky.

Added: particularly bad use of filters in this one. The lighting, (if you compare the highlighted skin on both faces), is completely uneven.
 
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