The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Count groudon]

these two are literally incapable of functioning in any way possible.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What makes them lolcows though? Do they get trolled and chimp out about it? Seems like they're just white trash shuddercows with a webcam which are a dime a dozen on youtube.

 

[Conrix]

All I can think of is

 

[c-no]

What makes them lolcows though? Do they get trolled and chimp out about it? Seems like they're just white trash shuddercows with a webcam which are a dime a dozen on youtube.

If they did speak of fat acceptance and how scales are evil tools mean't to oppress people, that would give them potential to be lol-cows. All we have seen so far was two videos, one showing us the sisters and the other mentioning a problem that left one of them crying.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

What makes them lolcows though? Do they get trolled and chimp out about it? Seems like they're just white trash shuddercows with a webcam which are a dime a dozen on youtube.

Eh, they don't. Many modern lolcows don't either, though. I believe nowadays the definition of "lolcow", at least on this website, has shifted from "crazy weird person on the Internet who gets trolled" to simply "crazy weird person on the Internet", especially since trolling is now actively discouraged. These people are quite crazy and weird, and already carry quite a bit of infamy, so I figured we might as well keep tabs on them.

 

[January Cyst]

On top of being overweight, she might have another medical problem or she's on a medication that makes her face swell that much.

She is very likely on medication thanks no doubt to a cavalcade of problems related to her extreme weight.

So... are we just... not gonna talk about that massive fart she ripped at 1:00?

No?

Ok, then.

I've watched a few videos and she seems to be farting and belching a lot.

These videos kinda remind me of simply sara

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Heh - They're like parodies of what Europeans think Americans are like.

 

[vittek]

Wow. I don't know if i should laugh about them or feel sorry. Her face looks like she injected it with synthol. I remember trying to watch a video of them stuffing marshmellows into their mouths and actually had to turn it off cause it was so revolting.

 

[HypeBeast]

I'm pretty sure they're both in their twenties too, which makes the fact that one of them just ate themselves to near death even more depressing. I can't imagine how bad your body must feel at that weight to do just normal day to day things.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I'm pretty sure they're both in their twenties too, which makes the fact that one of them just ate themselves to near death even more depressing. I can't imagine how bad your body must feel at that weight to do just normal day to day things.

In their twenties? No. No. Forties, at least. Have to be.

 

[Tsukiko]

I'm pretty sure they're both in their twenties too

 

[Stratomsk]

Do these people actually respond to criticism of their antics in any way shape or form? All I'm seeing so far is a pair of disgusting sisters with no self-awareness.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Am I the only one who didn't know that you can storage fat in your forehead??
It looks like a tumor!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

do note that that song was written by the gayest man in history

CWC learned to write songs? Since when?

 

[Lipitor]

They're the kinda fat where they start to look asian.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I wonder - are they fat because of food addiction or could it be prader-willi syndrome?

 

[January Cyst]

In their twenties? No. No. Forties, at least. Have to be.

Her Facebook handle contains 87, so I'm guessing that is her birthdate.
That would make her about 28 years old, the one with the fat forehead seems to be a bit younger.

 

[Maruukat]

The one with the forehead fat has so much of it that her face might disappear within the folds.

 

[LM 697]

Fatman could defeat da HEFFELFLOPPER, so these two are no match for him.

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/nobita/teams/avatars/0/87.jpg?1426299075

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

So, have they just given up on life at this point?